You have now enslaved the entire population of Earth. What do you do? - General

[QUOTE=MechaKat;38990266]I would make them all work for NASA so we can live in space.[/QUOTE] But if they live in space, they technically aren't part of the population of Earth. Which means they aren't your slaves anymore.

Get at least one of them to start working on Half-Life 3.

put all resources into science so we can have things like the portal gun or freakin warp drive to visit nebulas like gods eye and other planets

I would get the world to build a fucking FTL drive and get us off Earth entirely. Behind would stay myself and a certain selection of the populace that, free of the rest of the world, can enjoy cheap gas and big V8s until the sun goes bang. :v: Though I would also go touring the stars as well, because space is fucking awesome.

We shall use our collective resources and intelligence to find out the true meaning of freedom.

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;39002738]But if they live in space, they technically aren't part of the population of Earth. Which means they aren't your slaves anymore.[/QUOTE] If you enslave everyone on earth, then send them off world they are still your slaves.

Send all of them to Australia.

I would ponder how one man can control 7 billion people without an uprising

Make some crazy shapes made from humans you could see from space. hmm...human geometry

First order of business: No more carrots, peas, and celery in oven-cook chicken/beef pot pies. Meat, potatoes, and gravy. No plastic-tasting vegetable filler bs. Second order: Bring back Sprite Remix to the US. Also there will be lots of videogame and cinnamon-powdered donut parties.

[QUOTE=Turkey Sandvich;39006178]I would ponder how one man can control 7 billion people without an uprising[/QUOTE] With pheromones.

would give all the families homes in the random places, and make a new advanced language, that everyone will speak. Also no more religion

Make africa a 1:1 copy of Azeroth

Own the Denvers Broncos.

bukkake

i would finally be able to know what everyone on earth would do for a klondike bar since i have enslaved the earth and control the food supply, i'm willing to bet they'd do a lot

have everybody jump once at the same time to see what would happen

Have them tasked with making gumbo.

Universal Simon Says Game.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39013056]have everybody jump once at the same time to see what would happen[/QUOTE] No need for that sir. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbyQ_AQP8c[/media] I'd have the planet's top scientists work on developing the world's first terahertz processor and a super GPU, so I may play absolutely everything at the same time at max settings in high resolution with a constant 90+ FPS. Oh, and I'd make the slaves play with me on their old, crappy computers.

Hunger Games. All. Over. Again.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39002593]Fixed[/QUOTE] :(

Dwarf Fortress irl

LAN party.

Order them to go about their daily lives as usual or I swear to god i'll nuke them all

I would give them love and hug

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39002456]This thread is a great way to find how pure the morals of Facepunch are. Let's see... 40% sexual deviants 30% liars 25% war-hungry monsters 4.9% legitimate caring people of society .1% conga line[/QUOTE] and .5% legit statisticians

Borrow a dollar from everyone And never pay them back ~so evil~

WWE Royal Rumble style with over 7 billion people

Engage in a planet-wide space research and development program to build a planet sized, self sustaining cruiser so we can explore the universe in a mobile planet.