[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822403]Now to be serious.
I posted this in the rule 34 thread, I feel like this is needed here.
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Squeak.
[img_thumb]http://www.gamertagpics.com/users/a/As/AshleySmashleyy/okay_meme_tf2_version_by_jaymewes-d2y3ud5.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Eric Schwartz. Decent artist, but his stuff was always too cartoony for my tastes.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822317]No, I like this
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/603/0f59f12d9db420e1b8c60225528eb0e0052d9d77.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
That is fucking terrifying.
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;29822416]Roflburger, this isn't the "post the most disgusting shit you can find" thread[/QUOTE]
Shit, key. Didn't you see the image I posted for you at the top of this page?
MEIN AUTOMERGE
Oh god why didn't that merge
Yeah, I saw that. It was OK. Not really my thing though.
this reminds me of some very old OIFY threads
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822317]No, I like this
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/603/0f59f12d9db420e1b8c60225528eb0e0052d9d77.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
why are you so autistic?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822317]No, I like this
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/603/0f59f12d9db420e1b8c60225528eb0e0052d9d77.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
y u do dis
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29822330][URL="http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=tg#/d21znin"]http://thetgartist.deviantart.com/art/BUNNYGIRL-TG-2-interactive-124275407[/URL]
If what I've seen in FT is anything to go by, I think a large proportion of facepunch secretly has this kink anyway[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsF/33890-26356.gif[/img]
I [I]FUCKIN'[/I] knew it!
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29822330][URL="http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=tg#/d21znin"]http://thetgartist.deviantart.com/art/BUNNYGIRL-TG-2-interactive-124275407[/URL]
If what I've seen in FT is anything to go by, I think a large proportion of facepunch secretly has this kink anyway[/QUOTE]
That would be awesome until I realised I have to construct a entire new identity or get back to normal.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822317]No, I like this
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/603/0f59f12d9db420e1b8c60225528eb0e0052d9d77.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
[img]http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/7613/7796268.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Nerts;29822555]That would be awesome until I realised I have to construct a entire new identity or get back to normal.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much my biggest problem with it.
This post is going to haunt me as well.
I'll post more straight art later.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29822574][img_thumb]http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/7613/7796268.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Because I'm a sick fucker and I'm used to seeing this type of shit.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822622]Because I'm a sick fucker and I'm used to seeing this type of shit.[/QUOTE]
Sure. But only post stuff you actually can get off to next time. I'm pretty fucking sure you can't get off to that.
roflburger's fetish is posting stuff no one but sick fucks likes
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;29822589]Pretty much my biggest problem with it.
This post is going to haunt me as well.[/QUOTE]
I read somewhere it's linked to lack of having a girlfriend. That makes me feel so much better.
...
Oh well. It must be pretty widespread if 3 of us just posted in quick succession in one thread.
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This whole thread :
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsU_Y_PlsY0[/media]
:v:
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29822317]No, I like this
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/603/0f59f12d9db420e1b8c60225528eb0e0052d9d77.jpg[/media]
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I am sad because I actually do like this.
We all know this thread is a test on our sanity. Just like the Offended page was.
[QUOTE=mrhippieguy;29822764]I am sad because I actually do like this.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't hurt anyone, it's just art. So it's not something to be ashamed of. Just quite... disturbing to most of us.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;29822701]roflburger's fetish is posting stuff no one but sick fucks likes[/QUOTE]
You got me.
Some furry/scalie shit:
[media]http://img.booru.org/rule34//samples/582/sample_935fc4725b20d5a69d8193bcf8493c875111966f.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29822799]We all know this thread is a test on our sanity. Just like the Offended page was.[/QUOTE]
Post your fetish in media tags, k?
Can we talk about weird dreams?
This one time I was in a factory staffed by prostitutes. For some reason some other guy was with me, he jumped off a high ledge and landed next to a prostitute, whipped out a metre-long dick and started fucking her.
Up until then I had been kind of aroused, then I was just embarassed, like "fuck this dude's dick is like a metre long, how can I possibly compete with that???"
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
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[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823248]Can we talk about weird dreams?
This one time I was in a factory staffed by prostitutes. For some reason some other guy was with me, he jumped off a high ledge and landed next to a prostitute, whipped out a metre-long dick and started fucking her.
Up until then I had been kind of aroused, then I was just embarassed, like "fuck this dude's dick is like a metre long, how can I possibly compete with that???"
I always avoid sex in my dreams, because I still conform to societal norms since I don't realise it's a dream. I don't MEAN to, but I just do. Or I deliberate and then am about to fuck someone and then I wake up. Always. It pisses me off.
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
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Well, sometime last week I hate a very strange dream, I was a giant and for some unexplainable reason I proceeded to fuck a skyscraper and then when I came it fucking exploded.
What the fuck.
Fucking dreams how do they work?
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823248]Can we talk about weird dreams?
This one time I was in a factory staffed by prostitutes. For some reason some other guy was with me, he jumped off a high ledge and landed next to a prostitute, whipped out a metre-long dick and started fucking her.
Up until then I had been kind of aroused, then I was just embarassed, like "fuck this dude's dick is like a metre long, how can I possibly compete with that???"
I always avoid sex in my dreams, because I still conform to societal norms since I don't realise it's a dream. I don't MEAN to, but I just do. Or I deliberate and then am about to fuck someone and then I wake up. Always. It pisses me off.
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
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Were you ever cockblocked, or had a rivalry with someone over someone you both desired?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;29823341]Well, sometimes last week I hate a very strange dream, I was a giant and for some unexplainable reason I proceeded to fuck a skyscraper and then when I came it fucking exploded.
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Why do I remember reading about this? Did you post it somewhere else?
I love dreams. Sometimes they tell a story, sometimes they're sexy, sometimes they're awesome and they're always introspective.
I had one where I saved the earth by playing paintball against an alien race, and the [I]entire world [/I]cheered for me. I actually fell to my knees and broke down crying at the end of that dream.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823414]Why do I remember reading about this? Did you post it somewhere else?
I love dreams. Sometimes they tell a story, sometimes they're sexy, sometimes they're awesome and they're always introspective.
I had one where I saved the earth by playing paintball against an alien race, and the [I]entire world [/I]cheered for me. I actually fell to my knees and broke down crying at the end of that dream.[/QUOTE]
I have actually posted that before.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29823408]Were you ever cockblocked, or had a rivalry with someone over someone you both desired?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't call it cockblocked, because I don't think sex was ever that likely in the first place, but someone has definitely ruined my chances more than once.
Good guess though!
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;29823429]I have actually posted that before.[/QUOTE]
Thought so.
I had a dream where I was Simba and we all lived in trees it was a pretty boring dream.
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
ITT: Dreams
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