[QUOTE=Chickens!;29823478]I had a dream where I was Simba and we all lived in trees it was a pretty boring dream.
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ITT: Dreams[/QUOTE]
But lions don't live in trees...
It's my dream and i say who can live in trees and who can't.
Also, there were like a million prostitutes. It wouldn't have really mattered that he was fucking one, but I just felt intimidated.
I literally couldn't get laid in a prostitute factory. Not even in my dreams.
Wow.
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hah, that's fucking awful
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[QUOTE=archangel125;29823486]But lions don't live in trees...[/QUOTE]
It's a fucking dream. He ain't gotta explain shit.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823510]Also, there were like a million prostitutes. It wouldn't have really mattered that he was fucking one, but I just felt intimidated.
I literally couldn't get laid in a prostitute factory. Not even in my dreams.
Wow.
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hah, that's fucking awful[/QUOTE]
deep-seated feelings of inadequacy, sexual anxiety. The other dude in the dream represented pretty much the confidence you'd like to have. You're also intimidated somewhat by very beautiful women, especially if they're sexually agressive.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29823547]deep-seated feelings of inadequacy, sexual anxiety. The other dude in the dream represented pretty much the confidence you'd like to have. You're also intimidated somewhat by very beautiful women, especially if they're sexually agressive.[/QUOTE]
:froggonk:
It's all true! Especially the feeling of inadequacy.
Oddly enough, I don't have loads of trouble talking to girls, like you'd probably expect from what I just told you. It's much much more the inadequacy thing.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;29784438]I suppose it's a weird boner if I fap to this whenever my internet goes down
[img_thumb] http://filesmelt.com/dl/344c5e78780a4ade8e6f79c3e7b191122.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I don't know why I kept exploring this thread after the first post was about furries, but once I hit this picture, I'm pretty sure it makes up for everything I've seen :v:
Can't wait until I get to uni and meet some people that don't know how much of a fucking weirdo I was when I was a kid
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823647]:froggonk:
It's all true! Especially the feeling of inadequacy.
Oddly enough, I don't have loads of trouble talking to girls, like you'd probably expect from what I just told you. It's much much more the inadequacy thing.[/QUOTE]
I understand how that feels, because I was the same for many years, before I fully settled in and got used to Canada. I'm guessing you're a virgin? I discovered that sexual prowess really has less to do with how big your tool is and more to do with your consideration for the pleasure of your partner. You tend to pick up a few neat tricks to make sure it's always good for her.
And you find that you're better-endowed than you thought at first.
Once I had a dream where I was waiting in line at the Airport.
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-~adventurous~-
[QUOTE=archangel125;29823728]I understand how that feels, because I was the same for many years, before I fully settled in and got used to Canada. I'm guessing you're a virgin? I discovered that sexual prowess really has less to do with how big your tool is and more to do with your consideration for the pleasure of your partner. You tend to pick up a few neat tricks to make sure it's always good for her.
And you find that you're better-endowed than you thought at first.[/QUOTE]
It's weird, I'm not at all worried about my dick size. I think that dream must have been deeper than I thought, the sex thing was probably just a front for deeper seated issues.
This is what lack of exposure to large social pools does to you. Most of the groups I've been in have been sufficiently small that everyone knows everyone and getting in a relationship with someone is almost always a truly awful idea. Which is why I'm hoping that uni will be such a blast (going this september hopefully).
Thanks though.
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I actually had one girl be romantically interested in me but I wasn't attracted to her at all. I can't decide whether I regret it or not. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29823678]Can't wait until I get to uni and meet some people that don't know how much of a fucking weirdo I was when I was a kid[/QUOTE]
I know exactly how you feel, I used to be a fucking retard, and pretty much was up until senior year where I was old enough to tell the doctors I was done with the behavioral medications. That's when (maybe coincidentally, maybe not) I started to develop into a more 'normal' person.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;29824002]I know exactly how you feel, I used to be a fucking retard, and pretty much was up until senior year where I was old enough to tell the doctors I was done with the behavioral medications. That's when (maybe coincidentally, maybe not) I started to develop into a more 'normal' person.[/QUOTE]
I truly think we can escape our past. People like me, I'm friendly enough, and socially competent enough to laugh off a joke at my expense and even shoot one back, but there are still too many bad memories.
I'm going to delete my facebook and re-add only the people who are really my friends.
Unfortunately a couple of people I know are following me to the uni I've got an offer from, but uni is fuckin' massive anyway so it shouldn't really matter.
I have to say I'm surprised nobody's posted tentacles yet.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;29824095]I have to say I'm surprised nobody's posted tentacles yet.[/QUOTE]
tentacles were posted earlier, but it was tentacle masturbation
[QUOTE=gman003-main;29824095]I have to say I'm surprised nobody's posted tentacles yet.[/QUOTE]
This thread's about dreams now. Dreams, dreams, dreams. Optionally, arousing ones.
Have you ever had a dream? I had one where I could jump huge distances and glide like a bird. Freedom.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29824192]This thread's about dreams now. Dreams, dreams, dreams. Optionally, arousing ones.
Have you ever had a dream? I had one where I could jump huge distances and glide like a bird. Freedom.[/QUOTE]
For whatever reason, I rarely even have dreams. Only like, once a month. Less, sometimes. And they're rarely anything interesting. I've always wanted to do a lucid dream (I would have all kinds of fun in one), but since I rarely even have regular dreams, it's hard to keep checking which reality I'm in.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/728391-Seeing-planets-in-your-dreams-has-anyone-else-experienced-this"]I also had a weird dream where I was locked in a claustrophobic spaceship entirely on my own, and got to visit every planet in the solar system in turn.
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I'll never forget that feeling of isolation as I drifted beyond the orbit of Pluto. Or the pure wonder.
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[QUOTE=gman003-main;29824247]For whatever reason, I rarely even have dreams. Only like, once a month. Less, sometimes. And they're rarely anything interesting. I've always wanted to do a lucid dream (I would have all kinds of fun in one), but since I rarely even have regular dreams, it's hard to keep checking which reality I'm in.[/QUOTE]
Damn. My friend's the same, he barely ever has dreams. I have them all the time, try eating some cheese before you go to bed.
How about we get back to posting things that give you weird boners?
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/421455543.jpg[/url]
Look at that smug fucker.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;29824549]Look at that smug fucker.[/QUOTE]
He's smug about his penis.
And I don't even usually like furry/scaly :ohdear:
This thread sure is popular.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29824516]How about we get back to posting things that give you weird boners?
[media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/421455543.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
almost 11" llol
[QUOTE=gman003-main;29824095]I have to say I'm surprised nobody's posted tentacles yet.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/1303419551.netsuko_1303382302.krowzi_netsu45y45y.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Beezleboss;29810178]What's a decent site that you're allowed to upload porn to?
Don't want my entire gallery deleted from imgur.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://horobox.co.uk/[/url] I don't give a fuck what you guys upload as long as it's not gore or warez.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;29825106][url]http://horobox.co.uk/[/url] I don't give a fuck what you guys upload as long as it's not gore or warez.[/QUOTE]
I accidentally clicked your title and
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9331814/aresponsees/boner.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;29821022][media]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/thumb/0/06/Vagineer.jpg/250px-Vagineer.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about :q:
Soft bondage is always so. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]
[media]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Nunuru_1305414445.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Inufin;29825414]big picture
[media]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Nunuru_1305414445.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
How is that weird?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;29825424]How is that weird?[/QUOTE]
Bondage. :3:
Edit: I just wanted to test horobox and then posted results.
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