• I Have The Weirdest Boner Right Now -
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[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831206][media]http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/d808670158816479944559a7c41067bf/92376%20-%20Alien_Queen%20Xenomorph%20alien.jpg[/media] [media]http://www.merrickmonroe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/80462-Crossover-Seven_of_Nine-Star_Trek_Voyager-Xenomorph-alien-borg-star_trek.jpg[/media] [media]http://hentai-wallpapers.com/albums/hentai-wallpaper/Mix-toons/116716-alien-Aliens-Honoka-Yukishiro-Nagisa-Misumi-Pretty-Cure-Xenomorph.jpg[/media] [media]http://www.herpy.net/gallery/data/media/53/zen_alien.jpg[/media] [media]http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/8545/1125261701772sexydrone8fl.jpg[/media] Xenomorph porn makes me think of anorexic girls, which I strongly dislike :v: Also for the shits and ponies, [media]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5tswsWzUQ1qzezpco1_500.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] and then they stab you in the gut with their tails, right? hump and dump is how they roll i assume.
man can you imagine getting a blowjob from a xenomorph [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] minus all the teeth
[QUOTE=Lambeth;29831258]man can you imagine getting a blowjob from a xenomorph [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] minus all the teeth[/QUOTE] I'm still busying imagining a blow job from forked tongue girl.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;29831235]It occurred to me that fucking a shark(or a humanoid shark whatever) would be fucking terrible. Their skin is like sandpaper.[/QUOTE] well it is peoples imagination, so its doesn't need to apply to reality, so their skin could be smooth in someone's mind but sandpaper in another. did i make sense?
[QUOTE=archangel125;29776192] [B]Not really pornographic, but an illustrated pin-up with some rather... animalistic attributes. This picture actually became a favorite at a U.S. Army Forward Operating Base in Afghanistan a few years ago[/B]. [/QUOTE] America FUCK YEAH.
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831282]I'm still busying imagining a blow job from forked tongue girl.[/QUOTE] imagine a threesome with a xenomorph and a girl with a forked tongue
[QUOTE=Lambeth;29831338]imagine a threesome with a xenomorph and a girl with a forked tongue[/QUOTE] :gizz: [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] No, shit, wait, the xenomorph? :flaccid:
[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;29831292]well it is peoples imagination, so its doesn't need to apply to reality, so their skin could be smooth in someone's mind but sandpaper in another. did i make sense?[/QUOTE] Well they aren't like dolphins, which some of these artists seem to think.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;29831360]Well they aren't like dolphins, which some of these artists seem to think.[/QUOTE] The sandpaper skin DOES sound like a problem, now I think about it. Ugh. Ah, well, shit's not real, so it don't matter!
Also I remember seeing something in this thread about a [url=http://humoncomics.com/love-and-tentacles]tentacle fetish[/url]. [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Tentacles-Gone-Good.jpg[/media] [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/wet-tentacles.jpg[/media] [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Tentacula-anatomy.jpg[/media] [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Frida-and-Tom-turn-Anime.jpg[/media] [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Tangled-Sleep.jpg[/media] (I must admit that one looks like it'd be nice). [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/The-First-Time.jpg[/media] [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Tentacle-on-Tentacle.jpg[/media] Also, [media]http://humoncomics.com/art/Pin-up-girls.jpg[/media] [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Lambeth;29831360]Well they aren't like dolphins, which some of these artists seem to think.[/QUOTE] This post made me remember a bunch of dolphin on human female sex stories I read a while ago.
That's not the type of tentacles most people want, and you know it. Still... beats more sharks....
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831395]Also I remember seeing something in this thread about a [url=http://humoncomics.com/love-and-tentacles]tentacle fetish[/url]. This post made me remember a bunch of dolphin on human female sex stories I read a while ago.[/QUOTE] Humon! Good artist.
So how does FP feel about Goo Girls? [media] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_11.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_21.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_3.png[/url] [/media] On the last one there, it says (from left to right); Small/Little, Medium/Average, Large/Big, Extra/Special.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;29831419]That's not the type of tentacles most people want, and you know it. Still... beats more sharks....[/QUOTE] Tentacle rape you say? Alright. [media]http://tentaclemonster.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/05.jpg[/media] [url=http://forums.funny-games.biz/picture.php?albumid=1541&pictureid=10396]No hot linking on this one.[/url]
[QUOTE=slayer20;29831500]So how does FP feel about Goo Girls? [media] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_11.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_21.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_3.png[/url] [/media] On the last one there, it says (from left to right); Small/Little, Medium/Average, Large/Big, Extra/Special.[/QUOTE] Definitely hot, but I can't really get off to them. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831509]Tentacle rape you say? Alright. [b]May be disturbing for those not into tentacle rape.[/b] [media]http://tentaclegalleries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/04.jpg[/media] [media]http://tentaclemonster.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/05.jpg[/media] [media]http://forums.funny-games.biz/picture.php?albumid=1541&pictureid=10396[/media][/QUOTE] Try to avoid pics of characters that look underage.
[QUOTE=slayer20;29831500]So how does FP feel about Goo Girls? [media] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_11.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_21.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_3.png[/url] [/media] On the last one there, it says (from left to right); Small/Little, Medium/Average, Large/Big, Extra/Special.[/QUOTE] I've never seen that before. Show more, please.
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831206]Dunno where Mobile_Person went[/quote] I was playing me some vidya games and was gonna upload them now, but you did it for me so here have a badge.
fixed, here are the rest! [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Mryl_shower.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Myrl_snack.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Myrl_S.B_._.jpg[/url] ohgod. ill be back *all you hear is a door close and then..* :flashfap:
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831516]Try to avoid pics of characters that look underage.[/QUOTE] Which one looked underage?
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831609]Which one looked underage?[/QUOTE] Just the first one, mate.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831621]Just the first one, mate.[/QUOTE] Oh. Yeah I suppose she does. I was too busy staring at the gigantically gaping vagina to notice :colbert: I'll take it down.
[QUOTE=slayer20;29831500]So how does FP feel about Goo Girls? [media] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_11.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_21.jpg[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_3.png[/url] [/media] On the last one there, it says (from left to right); Small/Little, Medium/Average, Large/Big, Extra/Special.[/QUOTE] Last one was formed in a horrible jello accident. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=archangel125;29831621]Just the first one, mate.[/QUOTE] Nah [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] She looked really dumb but she isn't underage
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831378]The sandpaper skin DOES sound like a problem, now I think about it. Ugh. Ah, well, shit's not real, so it don't matter![/QUOTE] thats why sharks are meant to fuck sharks, no? it wouldn't affect either of em if their both sharks.
[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;29831718]thats why sharks are meant to fuck sharks, no? it wouldn't affect either of em if their both sharks.[/QUOTE] Fish don't actually fuck. Female deposits eggs, male sprays them with seed. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] On that note, I've got some more shark porn on the way.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831737]Fish don't actually fuck. Female deposits eggs, male sprays them with seed. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] On that note, I've got some more shark porn on the way.[/QUOTE] well i mean, if you have a more realistic shark person, then it technically wouldn't affect eachother, but the hell do i know. its peoples imagination, not mine.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29824516]How about we get back to posting things that give you weird boners? [media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/421455543.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] I remember that was posted in LMAO pics 5 pages of reaction images/GIFS
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831737]Fish don't actually fuck. Female deposits eggs, male sprays them with seed. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] On that note, I've got some more shark porn on the way.[/QUOTE] I just found an old thread on /b/ with dolphin/shark porn. I was expecting humanoid illustrations. There was an actual dolphin vagina spread open instead. :smithicide:
[QUOTE=archangel125;29831737]Fish don't actually fuck. Female deposits eggs, male sprays them with seed. [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] On that note, I've got some more shark porn on the way.[/QUOTE] I would hate to ask how I was born if I was a fish? "Father, how was I born?" "Your mother pooped you out and I drenched you" [editline]14th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831822]I just found an old thread on /b/ with dolphin/shark porn. I was expecting humanoid illustrations. There was an actual dolphin vagina spread open instead. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] Link
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;29831535]I've never seen that before. Show more, please.[/QUOTE] Here's a lamia and goo girl [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_42.jpg[/media] Edit: Page king, more goo girls! [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_5.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_6.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_8.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_9.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_10.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_111.jpg[/media] [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Goo_Girl_12.jpg[/media]
goo girls make my penis happy.
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