• I Have The Weirdest Boner Right Now -
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[quote][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Mithra_26.png.jpg[/img][/quote] Love me some of dem catgirls Edit: Holy wow I forgot how big that was
[QUOTE=slayer20;30123366]Love me some of dem catgirls Edit: Holy wow I forgot how big that was[/QUOTE] Personally, a curvy dragoness is my cup o' tea.
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!! [quote][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/53dd7fe8224e30cac177d8c4ad8c35df1.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/55a346754e55c4d8a6897cb9e37981a8.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/62d2b5a5d0f35e6d7d225f4af65a0639.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/77c2d25413293b9304faa41a27eb4727.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/79c551afb50cf370d9fd4d0d2128b9c6.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/79ec2ca2f13511d8f07cb939167b4182.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/83c4db072ac1afa515f1465cba97295f.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/91a8bbc66a4d848bc603012db541fbf4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/92e7c469a9f57ee28ff52911eedefbe5.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/094d42aa51c0c68aeb97017d2310c585.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/125bfbfd04cda26692ca03c2f11b59df.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/160bd726596be01229caef65b22c7c54.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote] :3:
Love the first and last one! Rest are a bit too odd for me personally though but I know that's the whole point. :v: I'll be preparing a big batch for you guys tomorrow, it'll mostly be gay again though. Look forward to it uncommoners!
[QUOTE=Denmen707;30117912]Let's analyse that one shall we. -Her hair are penisses -Her micrphone is a penis -Her penis is a penis -There is not only a finger in that urethra, but a whole leek. (both of her penis hairs have leeks in them) -There are feathers, where did those come from? -There appears to be entering a hair penis in her back door. That was the most times I've said penis in one post.[/QUOTE] don't forget the tie.
What's weird is that I lose my boner in the following circumstance: -The female in question is holding a weapon that is completely redonkulous (like that catgirl with the gun) -The female is doing something in clothes THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE considering the situation (wearing high heels in a battle field) I have the weirdest de-boners.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30124922]What's weird is that I lose my boner in the following circumstance: -The female in question is holding a weapon that is completely redonkulous (like that catgirl with the gun) -The female is doing something in clothes THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE considering the situation (wearing high heels in a battle field) I have the weirdest de-boners.[/QUOTE] What would happen if you saw a catgirl with a gun in high heels on a battlefield? Double-negative making a positive or is it additive for you? Or maybe I'm just weird where enough of those kinds of turn-offs turn me on, I dunno :v:
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;30124976]What would happen if you saw a catgirl with a gun in high heels on a battlefield? Double-negative making a positive or is it additive for you? Or maybe I'm just weird where enough of those kinds of turn-offs turn me on, I dunno :v:[/QUOTE] If she is wearing a very short skirt and just a flimsy jacket I would rage uncontrollably. It's like I tried to browse TESnexus sober.
Your avatar is strangely fitting for your current statements of disapproval for unfitting scenarios :v:
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30124922]What's weird is that I lose my boner in the following circumstance: -The female in question is holding a weapon that is completely redonkulous (like that catgirl with the gun) -The female is doing something in clothes THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE considering the situation (wearing high heels in a battle field) I have the weirdest de-boners.[/QUOTE] Looks like you're boning with your brain :eng101:
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;30121863][img_thumb]http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/779/ee73c4f87a6fa418eabb016ca176c3a7.jpg?922368[/img_thumb] bandaid[/QUOTE] She's so shiny... wait. it's afraid. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/its_frightened.png[/img]
[img]http://thatotherpaper.com/files/dragonsandcars01_top.jpg[/img] I'm so hard right now!
[QUOTE=Ffffff;30122473]You sure it wasn't just a random boner? I get them often for no real reason. :v:[/QUOTE] I hope to christ it was, I dont want to know someone that thinks susan boyle is hot.
[QUOTE=Blamzanoid;30125291][img]http://thatotherpaper.com/files/dragonsandcars01_top.jpg[/img] I'm so hard right now![/QUOTE] rrerrerrerr :flashfap:
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;30125766]rrerrerrerr :flashfap:[/QUOTE] [quote][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/8e92b5812cfb7eb957521a359ecdd754.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/normal__2d15bb7eaf8f13871821d19a99861966_11249436431.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/normal__87a2347724da6fd566c96bbdc1f3aaa0_11462462171.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/normal__a2705d15193d981e1b8743b4d0a4def4_capricorn_1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]
Dragonesses are the best, hands down.
[QUOTE=Blamzanoid;30125291][img_thumb]http://thatotherpaper.com/files/dragonsandcars01_top.jpg[/img_thumb] I'm so hard right now![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29785454]Okay well I've also enjoyed porn of people fucking cars. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;30123948]I'm baaaaaaaaaack!! [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/77c2d25413293b9304faa41a27eb4727.jpg[/img_thumb] :3:[/QUOTE] What's wrong with your faaaaaaace
[QUOTE=Viper202;30131410]What's wrong with your faaaaaaace[/QUOTE] got ran over [editline]29th May 2011[/editline] that's roadkill porn right there
[QUOTE=Viper202;30131410]What's wrong with your faaaaaaace[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_legozy1tTC1qa750u.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://imageboard.neko-sentai.com/_images/449b8aacb72fef7fc88be0aa8d6468db.jpg[/img] [img]http://imageboard.neko-sentai.com/_images/d999841a9691e7103235d4830fbe2db1.jpg[/img] [img]http://arch.413chan.net/George-Takei-oh-my-%28n1299484680413%29.jpg[/img] also this: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Mrowr.rar[/url]
Holy... [img]http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz296/chuckerrific/Hahaha/hnnng.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;30135109] [img]http://arch.413chan.net/George-Takei-oh-my-%28n1299484680413%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That gave me more of a boner than the comic. :tinfoil:
Thank was amazing thank you GoldenDargon
Guys, have some [U][B]bloodfuckers.[/B][/U] [IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/23/bloodfucker2.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=gufu;30113412][url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePokemonStory[/url] Get this directed by Mr. Shyamalan. Then cry tears of blood.[/QUOTE] :byodood:
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;30135109] also this: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Mrowr.rar[/url][/QUOTE] So this is where all your avatars come from...
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30138361]Guys, have some [U][B]bloodfuckers.[/B][/U] [IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/23/bloodfucker2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Okay, that was the least arousing thing for me in the entire thread.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;30142875]Okay, that was the least arousing thing for me in the entire thread.[/QUOTE] never play stalker
[QUOTE=Str4fe;30142875]Okay, that was the least arousing thing for me in the entire thread.[/QUOTE] ...I still got turned on :smith:
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