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Armpiiiits :v:, hes touching her armpit too :eek: :fh:
Wait, why do you guys think my armpit fetish is funny? :crying:
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;30504983]Is this furry or #34?[/QUOTE]
"Rule34, Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject."
[QUOTE=Jrock455;30513944]Armpiiiits :v:, hes touching her armpit too :eek: :fh:
Wait, why do you guys think my armpit fetish is funny? :crying:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=J-B;30514463]"Rule34, Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject."[/QUOTE]
Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule #35: If there is no porn of it, someone will make porn of it.
Rule #46: There is furry porn of it.
Rule #63: There is a female/male version of it.
Rule #??: Everything is someones sexual fetish. No exceptions.
[QUOTE=Simski;30491643]I'm terrible at not fapping. Everytime I'm alone and bored, I fap. Even if I tell myself promises that I won't fap, I'll end up fapping. The only times I can hold myself is when I'm not alone, because then I can't just start fapping all of a sudden.[/QUOTE]
Just think about this: ejaculation makes your testosterone levels drop. After 5 or 6 days they still drop, but on the 5th day they're high as a kite, providing MAN strenght, voice, hair etc.
SO, if you want to become a bit more like Saxton Hale and less like Nameless Weakling #2263, either fap without ending (makes things easier to clean up, too) or wait until day #6, where you can finally play Strong Arm of the Law.
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
If you're planning to become a trap, then fap your way to femininity, I guess. I don't care. I warned ya.
[QUOTE=Simski;30514610]Rule #??: There is furry porn of it.[/QUOTE]
[quote]rule 46 is that theres going to be furry porn of it[/quote]
goddamn
This thread is about weird kinks, right?
I just wanted to post this quote:
[quote=Neal Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon"]It seems that when you are a certain age, somewhere between about two and five years, your mind just gels. The part of it that's responsible for sex becomes set into a pattern that you'll carry with you for the rest of your life. All of the gay people I've ever discussed it with have told me that they knew they were gay, or at least different, years before they even began thinking about sex, and all of them agree that gayness cannot be converted into straightness, or vice versa, no matter how hard you might try.
The part of your brain that handles sex frequently gets cross-wired into other, seemingly irrelevant areas at this age. This is when people pick up an orientation towards sexual dominance or submission, or when a lot of guys pick up highly specific kinks--say, rubber, feathers, or shoes. Some of them are unfortunate enough to get turned on by little kids, and those guys are essentially doomed from that point onwards--there is nothing to do except castrate them or lock them up. No therapy will unkink the brain once it has kinked.[/quote]
There's a big ass leadup(Like 8 and a half paragraphs) to that quote that's a giant fictional anecdote by one of the characters, but it makes sense to me. Off I go, then.
Sounds like bullshit, I found out I was bi rather recently. Before, I really did not like gays or gay porn in general.
What if I like both genders, or if I both like being dominant or submissive? What if I felt completely convinced that I was straight until I was about 13 or 14 when I started liking guys as well? What if my most specific fetish didn't start developing until I was about 16? It sounds mostly bullshit to me.
I remember when i thought being straight but submissive was a weird thing. I mean not in a hardcore BDSM way, not to say i'm not open to BDSM, but still, never heard of anybody else being that way until a few years back.
[QUOTE=Simski;30516843]What if I like both genders, or if I both like being dominant or submissive? What if I felt completely convinced that I was straight until I was about 13 or 14 when I started liking guys as well? What if my most specific fetish didn't start developing until I was about 16? It sounds mostly bullshit to me.[/QUOTE]
it means you're weird and everyone else is normal
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
bad luck
[QUOTE=Simski;30516843]What if I like both genders, or if I both like being dominant or submissive? What if I felt completely convinced that I was straight until I was about 13 or 14 when I started liking guys as well? What if my most specific fetish didn't start developing until I was about 16? It sounds mostly bullshit to me.[/QUOTE]
It's not "You can't be both" but rather "once you're kinked some way you can't really unkink".
I was always kind of too touchy feely with guys to be completely straight, but never really realized I was bi until like four years ago. When I did, a lot of stuff I did growing up made a bit more sense.
Anyway this is a quote from a fictional character, but it's a hell of a lot more interesting and plausible than "you chose to be into men/trannies/shitting/rape/whatever".
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;30516807]Sounds like bullshit, I found out I was bi rather recently. Before, I really did not like gays or gay porn in general.[/QUOTE]
Dude I don't like "gay culture" or gay porn either. I like guys though.
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I like shaved armpits tyvm :colbert: and besides shes too muscular :v:
I used to be sexually attracted to some "furry art" and hentai. But after realizing that fapping to things that I could never come close to having is fucking retarded.
Also that whole "cat girl is not the same as furry" is fucking retarded. If you think furry is disgusting but you like cat girls then you're an idiot.
You fap for the fantasy of it, you think everyone who faps think they are going to be able to date a Sasha Grey?
I hit a point where fantasizing wasn't getting me off. I can't see how someone could live life fantasizing. What happens if you turn 40 and you're still jacking off to animated cartoons? ( anime is animated cartoons too, it's just made in japan.)
That's just my opinion though, don't get butt hurt.
Bit defensive aren't you? I wasn't even angry or anything. You realize you can still fantasize and have a life right? The reason it's called fantasizing is because it's not reality and if you think it is reality then you have something wrong with you.
[QUOTE=Jrock455;30521106]I like shaved armpits tyvm :colbert: and besides shes too muscular :v:[/QUOTE]
Not really.
You're right I was being a bit defensive. I apologize, I'm just upset I can't get off to anything but the real thing. I can't even masturbate to real porn. The only times I get a boner now is when I wake up in the morning, and when I'm with my girlfriend. And my girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago.
I just can't get into it anymore.
(For a second I thought I derailed the thread a little bit with that. But then I looked at the other posts and they're arguing too.)
Wait, so you're sad that you can only get off to the real thing (i.e. "normal" porn)
[QUOTE=Eeshton;30531364]Wait, so you're sad that you can only get off to the real thing (i.e. "normal" porn)[/QUOTE]
Not even that now. But I so much as stand next to a girl irl, I get a boner. Having it right there in front of me turns me on. Real girl in front of me = boner. A real girl on a screen in front of me= meh
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;30531020]I hit a point where fantasizing wasn't getting me off.[/QUOTE]
looks like youre never going to get off if you keep arguing on the internet
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For a second I thought there was a bear behind her.
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
was really fucking confused
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gC1IGvrHQ[/media]
I hate myself now. :smith:
Oh it's just an innocent horse video, what coul-
*sees floppy horse cock*
OH GOD NO
-snipstopped-
why have not been banned yet :colbert:
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