• I Have The Weirdest Boner Right Now -
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'Cause I forgot what the term was. I just remembered. Not a big deal really. v:v:v
/k/ is having a monstergirl thread right now, for no reason. I guess this counts as weird, unexpected, unrelated boner. [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] Silly me, forgot [url=http://boards.4chan.org/k/res/9095501]the link[/url]. Dosh, grab it while it's hot.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;30551379]/k/ is having a monstergirl thread right now, for no reason. I guess this counts as weird, unexpected, unrelated boner. [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] Silly me, forgot [url=http://boards.4chan.org/k/res/9095501]the link[/url]. Dosh, grab it while it's hot.[/QUOTE] oh neat, they have some of the comics up from the 'my life with monstergirls' thing. the guy basically did mini comics about, obviously, his lifestyle if he were with different monstergirls, making it seem like a normal thing. From what I've seen it's much less porn material and more... something that makes you say "neat" and move on.
I simply went :3::fh:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xk_ZyEUR2Y[/media] Every kiss slowed down and shown again 3 times :razz:
OK, here's my current "weird boner causer": Chicks being exposed in public. Like, the defining feature is "she's naked, and lots people of people can see, and she know it". It's best when you can see that, while she's embarrassed, she's also turned on by it, but even just "not caring" works. [quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/7n3Qg.jpg][img]http://i.imgur.com/7n3Qg.jpg[/img][/url] [URL=http://imgur.com/sUdDU.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sUdDU.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://imgur.com/rejJE.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rejJE.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://imgur.com/gy6kO.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gy6kO.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://imgur.com/1iCwL.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1iCwL.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote] And before anyone asks, no, I don't seem to have any more. Want some, but can't find any more. My porn collection is rather disorganized, though. Stuff EVERYWHERE. I'll be tidying up, might find some. I'll post if people actually want it. PS: You do NOT want to know how tough it was to do this. My main computer is OOC, so I'm on my backup desktop/porn server. 1.2gHz Athlon, 512MB RAM. Took about half an hour to scan my collection, upload everything, and type this post.
Damn man that's hot.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;30550304]Let's not mince words and say "I like chicks with cocks"[/QUOTE] I like guys that look like chicks with cocks.
I like both
I like all.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30555238]OK, here's my current "weird boner causer": Chicks being exposed in public. Like, the defining feature is "she's naked, and lots people of people can see, and she know it". It's best when you can see that, while she's embarrassed, she's also turned on by it, but even just "not caring" works. And before anyone asks, no, I don't seem to have any more. Want some, but can't find any more. My porn collection is rather disorganized, though. Stuff EVERYWHERE. I'll be tidying up, might find some. I'll post if people actually want it. PS: You do NOT want to know how tough it was to do this. My main computer is OOC, so I'm on my backup desktop/porn server. 1.2gHz Athlon, 512MB RAM. Took about half an hour to scan my collection, upload everything, and type this post.[/QUOTE] I think people call this fetish "ENF" for "Embarrassed Nude Female", it is an awesome fetish and I think it's rather commonly posted in 4chan's Ecchi section.
I like it when they act like they aren't phased by it but are annoyed by it, not by like the male, it's hard to explain, the only porn I've seen like it is the XJ9 porn parody, and I didn't really like it because it horribly ruined my late childhood.
I don't find embarrassed women arousing. Seems rather uncomfortable.
Well I'm a rather big fan of rape, so embarrassed women is an extremely light version of what I usually like :v:
Er, rape is a bit too hardcore for me, I like forced sex better :v:
[QUOTE=Simski;30556546]Well I'm a rather big fan of rape, so embarrassed women is an extremely light version of what I usually like :v:[/QUOTE] :C
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30555238]OK, here's my current "weird boner causer": Chicks being exposed in public. Like, the defining feature is "she's naked, and lots people of people can see, and she know it". It's best when you can see that, while she's embarrassed, she's also turned on by it, but even just "not caring" works. And before anyone asks, no, I don't seem to have any more. Want some, but can't find any more. My porn collection is rather disorganized, though. Stuff EVERYWHERE. I'll be tidying up, might find some. I'll post if people actually want it. PS: You do NOT want to know how tough it was to do this. My main computer is OOC, so I'm on my backup desktop/porn server. 1.2gHz Athlon, 512MB RAM. Took about half an hour to scan my collection, upload everything, and type this post.[/QUOTE] there is a ton of normal video porn like this [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] at like any streaming website
[QUOTE=Saren;30214585][img]http://www.anime3dsluts.com/content/just%20cartoon%20dicks/Spider-Man%20fucks%20villains/Superhero%20Gay%20Stud%20Spider-man%20Hunts%20Evil%20Asse/spiderman1.jpg[/img] My spiderdick is tingling.[/QUOTE] Come in here Parker!
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30555238]OK, here's my current "weird boner causer": Chicks being exposed in public. Like, the defining feature is "she's naked, and lots people of people can see, and she know it". It's best when you can see that, while she's embarrassed, she's also turned on by it, but even just "not caring" works.[/QUOTE] From the perspective of the girl this would be referred to as exhibitionism. From your perspective I don't think it has a name, but exhibitionism should get you what you're looking for anyway.
[QUOTE=Eeshton;30556733]Er, rape is a bit too hardcore for me, I like forced sex better :v:[/QUOTE] Both sound bad, let's just call it "surprise sex".
this thread ends soon, at 3000 posts, fyi. maybe someone should make a V2 ;)
[QUOTE=Lambeth;30557038]there is a ton of normal video porn like this [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] at like any streaming website[/QUOTE] Guess I'll be looking it up once my laptop's working again. The one downside to running *ix|BSD: no Flash, even when you actually want it.
Page 69 should be dedicated to 69r positions.
[QUOTE=Eeshton;30556168]I like it when they act like they aren't phased by it but are annoyed by it, not by like the male, it's hard to explain, the only porn I've seen like it is the XJ9 porn parody, and I didn't really like it because it horribly ruined my late childhood.[/QUOTE] This is relevant to my interests.
Hey, have we had enough tentacle, or should I post some of mine?
Just post it if you want to.
I demand pokemon #34, where pokemons are raping the kids- errr I mean the trainers.
If I post more unbirth, will you all regard me as another keys_in_skillie even though i'm posting it in the correct thread?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30566923]If I post more unbirth, will you all regard me as another keys_in_skillie even though i'm posting it in the correct thread?[/QUOTE] Unbirth is good, fine with me.
[QUOTE=Jrock455;30567014]Unbirth is good, fine with me.[/QUOTE] Says the armpit man :v: I'll go scoop some up, just please don't regard me as another keys, unlike him I know it's weird and that most don't like it. [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] [quote] [url=http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/535/83af87d6659782a684204851d1d2c61454769fc6.jpg?534499][img]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/535/83af87d6659782a684204851d1d2c61454769fc6.jpg?534499[/img][/url] [url=http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/102/f698c52c2f9a9b5cd725a368a24d92d4b8856539.jpg?101868][img]http://img.booru.org/rule34//images/102/f698c52c2f9a9b5cd725a368a24d92d4b8856539.jpg?101868[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/4f/be/4fbe38f35d35695d8979ae40ff23b1f0.png?1293546389][img]http://e621.net/data/4f/be/4fbe38f35d35695d8979ae40ff23b1f0.png?1293546389[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/ac/0c/ac0c5bc0c65e986c795da25d060659bf.png?1293546367][img]http://e621.net/data/ac/0c/ac0c5bc0c65e986c795da25d060659bf.png?1293546367[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/26/bf/26bfe51581d28f39e973a93f40b238a3.png?1292139203][img]http://e621.net/data/26/bf/26bfe51581d28f39e973a93f40b238a3.png?1292139203[/img][/url] [/quote] [quote] [url=http://e621.net/data/17/76/1776a6beb0a1834230651755249f7485.png?1280149152][img]http://e621.net/data/17/76/1776a6beb0a1834230651755249f7485.png?1280149152[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/04/08/04087738f421ce98b2278641b0304dd0.jpg?1280149233][img]http://e621.net/data/04/08/04087738f421ce98b2278641b0304dd0.jpg?1280149233[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/ee/c9/eec914a76de860f053f078553f48a101.png?1280149433][img]http://e621.net/data/ee/c9/eec914a76de860f053f078553f48a101.png?1280149433[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/13/14/1314ed28234f537937604f7cd411f984.png?1280149510][img]http://e621.net/data/13/14/1314ed28234f537937604f7cd411f984.png?1280149510[/img][/url] [url=http://e621.net/data/c8/b9/c8b93b5cf59e6b555f01d328ef0efb55.jpg?1280149593][img]http://e621.net/data/c8/b9/c8b93b5cf59e6b555f01d328ef0efb55.jpg?1280149593[/img][/url] [/quote]
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