The homework for arts class is to create some original characters and in the next lesson we will do a 4 panel comic strip. I came up with two characters:
[B]The Goatinator[/B] (actually sounds better in Hungarian):
Half man. Half goat. Fueled by rage. Driven by revenge. A failed military experiment. He was created in the US Military's project to create supersoldiers, but first it was tested on animals. After breaking free from his creator's mind control, he got captured and tortured. Now he broke free with his comrade, Battering Ram, and he wouldn't stop until he killed the last of his creators and free the other animals.
[B]Battering Ram[/B]:
Half man, half ram. He is very very strong and knows how to make a truly big bang with explosives. He is a loyal friend of Goatinator and always helps him out. After breaking free, his dream was to make a big bang... Inside the head of his creator.
Sorry for any grammar mistakes and thanks for reading this strange 'story'.
I am typing this on a computer that is peeling apart, cracking in two, and flames up time to time. It still works.
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;49678285]i want cake[/QUOTE]
THE CAKE IS A LIe!
aeiou
Some story that I wrote in my free time that's not related to school or anything back in November. The story ultimately means nothing other than for world and character building.
It's based in the modern world, so please don't mind any implausible things or inaccuracies.
[quote]Martial clicked in the open field and placed her fingertips on home row. Without looking, she entered her email, <liliad46@gmail.com>. She tabbed and created a new password, then filled in the rest of the form. Palming the mouse, she clicked on the submit button.
[B]Thank you for registering with ID-U
the world's fastest trending social media site!
Please activate your account by clicking the activation link sent to your email.[/B]
Martial navigated to her email and activated her account, just as instructed.
[B]Account is now activated!
You may now customize and finalize your profile![/B]
The page then redirected to the control panel that's vacated by text fields. She left every one empty, aside from the ones that were already filled in and went directly to her profile. There was no activity in her timeline, aside from the account created record.
[B]Account created:
November 21st, 2019, 7:32 PM.[/B]
Peering at each element of the page, the site seems to be almost a complete facsimile of Facebook, a site that was promptly abandoned by the masses earlier this year because of its continuous privacy breaches similar to that of Disqus. A new social media site, Identity-U or ID-U, was created in response to Facebook's ongoing downfall. The site was adopted almost immediately due to a very successful Kickstarter and sponsors from various internet personalities, which gives truth to it becoming the world's fastest trending site described by itself, Buzzfeed, Forbes, and many other botted blog sites.
Martial didn't care too much about social media sites, especially ones like Facebook or ID-U, but she made one to keep in touch with her family; she'll check maybe every once in awhile when she feels like it. She went back to her control panel to edit some of the info.
The name and birth date fields were already filled out from registering, <Lindel Martial> and <4-30-2001>. The birth place still needed to be filled out. Martial was born in the Côte d'Azur, or the French rivieras of Nice in southeastern France. Although she was French born, she lived her first eleven years in a small apartment on Lundagatan in Stockholm, Sweden and received her preliminary education in the Tanto International School. Her time at the school made Martial near fluent in Swedish and English along with French from her parents.
Nearing her primary graduation, her parents chose to move to Henderson, Nevada in a search for a more fulfilling location to reside in; it has been her current residence for the past seven years. Martial continued to scroll down the form.
Clicking on the image upload, she was prompted to select a picture from her computer. Martial disliked having to take self-portraits and didn't want to take the time to make one, but she was able to find a recent image of herself posed in a civil uniform that she agreed to model in for a friend of the family back in September.
In the image, Martial looked more of the same with her short, curly brunette hairstyle. She recreated it from one of her favorite actresses, Marcia Strassman, of the movies and shows she'd watch with her father when she was a child, though she doesn’t like to admit it. Her pale complexion in combination with the flash of the camera almost made her seem like a ghost in comparison to those around her in the picture. She selected the picture and uploaded it.
She got up off of her computer and almost lost her balance going towards her room door, feeling the needles in her foot for leaving it asleep for too long. She paused to let the numbness subside and noticed her reflection from the corner of her eye in a vertical mirror. An orange camisole and navy blue pajama pants with mini Ultramen patterned around it. Blue eyes that look tired as hell. Nice. She continued on through the door and went down the staircase.
Entering through the kitchen, Martial walked towards the fridge and saw an empty to-do list taped on the door. Impulsively, she imagined herself writing down [I]Get fucked[/I] under the to-do list while pulling on the handle of the fridge. She grabbed a bottle of water, then left the kitchen.
She took a peek in the living room before going back upstairs. On TV was Rachel Maddow on her own show that’s been going on for god knows how long. There she still is, Rachel Fucking Maddow, yapping about whatever fucking political fuckery goes on before the channel flipped to an infomercial. Martial glanced at the back of her mother’s head, she was on a couch facing away from Martial. She turned and headed back to her room, deciding that she’d rather not bother her mother.
She took a seat at her computer and and reached for her headphones to continue listening to Cat Power. As she grabbed them, Martial took notice to a newly opened pack of cigarettes with two missing from the inside on her desk. She was properly educated and knew quite well what the effects of smoking were, but she had been curious for years. A while after turning of age in the states, she decided to buy a pack. She rubbed her left brow. [I]Starting was a mistake.[/I] She grabbed the pack and discarded it later.
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[QUOTE=a-cookie;49673196]fudge blood is my waifu[/QUOTE]
we're gonna have to fight for waifu rights
meet me in the parking lot at taco bell, winner gets fudge and tacos
"Why can't I sit on the couch, like you, watching this story unfold, waiting for this planet to die?"
"Oh, you're going to press some buttons on the other side of the screen? Anyone can do that."
you dont microwave a salad
I eat ass.
I suck dick.
I swallow babies.
..................what you do??
[QUOTE=Daysofwinter;49673363]"Will I make it?"
as I grasped the nurse's hand.
"Keeping hoping you will. Chances are against you but hope anyways."[/QUOTE]
I read that nurse voice as Yoda.
[QUOTE=kilerabv;49676870]The only reason Canada is so polite is because of the amount of skeletons in the closet. They just don't want you to know.[/QUOTE]
What are the skeletons?
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49688308]What are the skeletons?[/QUOTE]
It is slang. Meaning we know stuff that can be used to blackmail or exort you. Say I knew you were cheating on your wife. If that information went public, you would go to ruin. So I offer to be quiet about it.
Another way to say it is "They must have know where the body is buried".
Once again, this phase refers to improper deeds one must keep secret. In this case? Murder.
I have a request, what can I do to improve my grammar? I have trouble understanding the subject.
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49688308]What are the skeletons?[/QUOTE]
One knows the secret to maple syrup. The other knows how to talk to beavers. The third can tell you the real reason why hokey was created.
Fuck love live, the idol master and all that shit, sekkou boys is the best idol-related anime ever.
[video=youtube;3hKF9kB0DSo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKF9kB0DSo[/video]
touch your tongue to a fan on full speed
my granddad is a pussy farmer
Teen Titans Go was a mistake.
I feel kinda peenisy today
2083 BCGE (BCE)
2083 - 1906
Early pre-interstellar era - Founding and growth of civilizations in Proto-Plzabora system
1905 - 1824
Early low pre-interstellar era
Old nations of Pancrazia Proto-Plzabora enter enlightenment era. age of revolutions c 1869, beginning with the Storming of the Talhales in Kingdom of Palphati in 1836
1835 - War of the First Coalition against Palphati Republic
1828 - The predecessor of the Mobile Trooper (Mobila TANKETTE) is first mentioned in records by Palphati monks in the IV chapter of the Slzaphazel Books
1823 - 1650
Early Middle pre-interstellar era
1820 - End of the Talhalian Wars; collapse of the First Republic of Talhales
1819,1818 - Frenplau Plague kills up to eighty million around the world
1816 - Harvest failure in Troule kills up to a further sixty million
1814 - Collapse of several nation states.
1788 - First contact with natives on the previously undiscovered Amarago continent
1764 - Colonization of Amarago commences with the establishment of the Penyula colony by Empire of Kampon
1763-1685 - Eager to compete with the Kamponese, the Balgonese, Sianese, Ausstonese, Cantonese, and Orleanese, begin colonizing Amarago also.
1672 - First World War erupts between the Central Alliance, consisting of Kamponese, Balgonese, Cantonese, against the Triple Entente, Sianese, Ausstonese, and Orleanese.
1661 - First World War ends with the defeat of the Triple Entente. Their empires are dismantled and their colonies in the new world are distributed between the Central Alliance. Combined civilian and military causalities are estimated between 40 to 60 million.
1659 - Treaty of Valicontra officially ends the First World War.
Early High Middle pre-interstellar era
1649 - 1482
1632 - Increasingly violent native Ethnic conflicts in Amarago paves way for the First Congress of Danbine, reorganizing and regulating Pancrazian colonisation of Amarago.
1629 - Colonists in the Balgonese colony of Noramsterdam stage protests and even demolish warehouses containing several tons of trade goods.
1627/1626 - Tensions flare up between the Central Alliance. It formally dissolves by the end of 1626.
1620 - Putting their differences aside, the Kamponese and Ausstonese and several other smaller satellite states form the JUNOS Pact.
1619/1618- In reaction to the creation of the JUNOS Pact, the Sianese and Orleanese form the TRIAD pact.
1611 - With tensions reaching a boiling point, Noramsterdam and several other colonies declare independence and form a new government, called the Amarago Republic.
1610 - The sole nation to recognize is Orleanes, who secretly supports them with weapons and money. Kampon begins a bombing campaign of Northern and Central Amarago, but do not target shipping yet.
1608 - After a lengthy bombing campaign, the first contingents of imperial troops land in Balmark, Amarago, virtually unopposed.
Middle of 1608 - The first land battle commences between Amarago milita and Imperial regulars, ending in the militias completely routing inland.
Late 1608 - The "first generation" of Mobile Troopers, a small battalion of KAMPFER-DEUXs, make their debut at the Battle of Logniys, against Amarago regulars, ending in decisive victory for the Empire.
1607 - TRIAD Pact begins the Wilhnallas Project in secrecy. Amaragos scores their first victory at the battle of Tredocola.
1606 - Cantona invades a minor JUNOS member, Vilnia, dragging Ausston and a preoccupied Kampon into the war. Imperial ground offensives in Amarago begin to slow down, as resources are now needed elsewhere.
1605 - Cantona begins supporting Amarago with surplus supplies. Amarago begins plans for Operation Sodna late in the year.
1604 - The intense fighting between Aussotnese and Cantonese forces spills over into neutral neighbour Swadona, fracturing the country into chaos. The first recorded battle between Mobile Troopers happens at the battle of Gandia.
Late 1604 - Amarago commences Operation Sodna, liberating a couple strategic cities. Progress begins to slow down with the bloody battle of Karloza.
1603 - Swadona's central government collapses, and a civil war ensues in the quagmire of fighting between Ausston and Cantona. A small squadron of Kampon mobile troopers engages a Cantona naval fleet and swiftly defeats it.
Early 1602 - The battle of Karloza ends with a Amaragonese victory. Over 180 thousand lay dead on both sides and over 200 thousand civilians permanently displaced or killed.
Mid 1602 - Kampon marines make a beach head at the Swadona port city of Bicova, behind Cantona lines. They begin to encircle a large Cantona army with the assistance of a battered Ausston army.
Late 1602 - Kampon ships and bombers begin targeting shipping freighters going to and from Amarago. Experimental carriers would also begin carrying Mobile Troopers, the first of their kind, with varying forms of success.
1601 - In a attempt to stall Amaragon ground offensives, Kampon begins to hire mercenaries to fight for them under the guise of "quelling native uprisings." First mention of suborbital troop deployment in Kampon documents.
1600 - JUNOs-Cantona war ends, and both sides pull out of Vilnia and Swadona, much to the former's anger. A civil war erupts in Vilnia months later with a bloody change in government. The new autocratic government withdrawals from JUNOs.
Swadona government forces begin slowly turning the side against rebel factions.
Kampon efforts on attacking shipping begins to make a noticeable toll on Amarago's economy.
1599 - TRIAD completes their Wilhnallas project. They reveal the fruits of their labor in the form of a thermonuclear detonation in Plzabora orbit.
1598 - The Amarago War of Independence ends with Amarago's sovereignty being recognized as a independent nation. Balgona and Cantona begin researching and developing thermonuclear weapons. The Swadona government collapses and a new democratic government is formed.
1584 - Balgona tests the detonation of a thermonuclear weapon in Plzabora orbit.
1583 - Kampon, and later Cantona, detonate thermonuclear weapons in orbit.
1576 - The LUTW Agreement is signed by Kampon, Cantona, Siane, and Balgonese, agreeing to limit testing of nuclear weaponry at low and high altitude.
1570 - The previously undiscovered continent of Caenos is discovered by Balgonese sailors.
1567 - Kampon and Balgona begin competing for colonization of Caenos.
1563 - Northern Pancrazia is hit by a wave of revolutionary fervour. Several minor countries become wrecked by chaos and unorder and serve as a cold war front between Orleane, Balgona, and Ausston.
1560 - Pancrazia revolutionary ideas are exported to colonial Amarago nations.
1552 - The colonial nations of Pulazaco, Nohamdis, Nhornadia, Sulannia, and Nhormandy declare independence from their suzerain overlords.
1550 - Kampn, fearing Ausston's increasingly warmongering in Central and Northern Pancrazia, formally dissolves the alliance and supports revolutionary forces in Pancrazia and Amarago.
Late 1550 - Angered by Kampon's actions, Ausston and several satellite states begin embargoing Kampon.
1549 - Ausston begins negotiating with a large empire in Caenos, Miyadia, to oppose Kampon gains there.
1546 - Facing the blunt of a allied Pancrazian force, Nhormandy's government capitulates and resorts to guerilla tactics, their remaining government flees to Sulannia. Kampon openly declares a alliance with Nhormandy and Sulannia and begins bombing Ausston shipping.
1543 - Miyadia enters a alliance with Ausston and invades Kampons colonies in Caenos. Ausston formally declares war on Kampon and war in Pancrazia occurs thereafter. Balgona, fearing Miyadla aggression, seeks a alliance with Kampon and formally declares war on Ausston and Miyadla.
1542 - Several more colonial nations in Amarago, Lupzin, and Khochin, declare independence from Siane and Orleanes, and side with Kampon and Balgona. TRIAD declares war on the Kampon League. Historians acknowledge this as the beginning of the Second World War.
1540 - The battle of Fokins between Orleanes and Balgona is the largest Mobile Trooper battle in history at this point, with over 500 MTs committed to the battle.
Middle 1540 - Ausston begins Operation Remark, a general offence aiming to capture strategic Kampon areas, with 400 thousand troops and 300 MTs committed, they manage to capture several with resounding success. Kampon begins conscripting from the lower and middle class and begins propaganda campaigns in full force.
Late 1540 - Kampon military strategists begin experimenting with aerial mobile troopers. Operation Remark comes to a end, but fails to achieve the goal of capturing Kampon's capitol. The Amarago Republic begins expanding inward at a rapid pace.
Early 1539 - Ausston supply lines are hampered by an increasingly number of partisans and long distance to the home country. They begin slowly increasing production of aerial transports to compensate.
Middle 1539 - Kampon steadily pushes back Ausston forces, though military commanders are hesitant to be aggressive given the soaring causalities. In Caenos, intense fighting pushes Kampon to the outskirts of the bustling port city of Shiragu. In Amarago, Sulannia and other Amarago nations seeks Amaragonese support, who begin supporting them despite a obstructive congress.
Late 1539 - The Ausston-Kampon front stabilizes, military estimates at this point are 13.6 million and 17 million for Kampon and Ausston respectively. Balgona's situation faces a three front war with Ausston, Orleanes, and Siane, but are surprisingly holding out well given their vast manpower reserves.
1538 - The Belfour incident makes Cantona declare war on TIRAD and their allies, and they begin fully mobilizing and begin a bombing campaign targeting nuclear and military installations.
1537 - Facing near overwhelming odds, the allied armies in Amarago surrender, thus bringing the Amaragon theatre of operations to a close.
Middle 1537 - Nhormandy's exiled government is properly restored. The Amaragonese coalition begins shipping troops to the Pancrazia continent.
Late 1537 - Fearing the tide may be tipping, Ausston quickly mobilizes all her available resources and does one last exhaustive push for the Kampon capitol. The Kamponese army, worn out and on the verge of collaspe, crumbles before them.
Early 1536 - The Kampon army at Shiragu capitatues under enromrous pressure, ending the theatre of operations there. The Amaragonese forces saves the Kampon capitol from falling despite incredible odds.
Middle 1536 - Balgona government capitulates and makes peace with the Allies amidst growing risks of civil war. Ausstonese forces gradually lose momentum and pushed back considerably. Orleanes commits most of it's troops to fight on the Ausstone front while Siane bears the blunt of Cantona might.
Late 1536 - Sulannia. Nohamdis, and Lupzin initiates Operation Overlord, the paradropping of troops and mobile troopers behind Ausston and Orleanes lines, the first of it's kind especially for mobile troopers.
Middle 1535 - Operation Overlord proves to be a resounding success, and the bulk of the Ausston army surrenders.
Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesn't even know the capital of her own country, which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty, opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium, a part of Europe, which doesn't even have a government, it's just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that I'm typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares I'm trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European, a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so that's why I'm writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you don't know what comes after trillions, but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you don't because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldn't even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldn't be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10,000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so let's go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: "you get plant leaves, wrap them in paper, light it on fire and suck on it" which is normally a sentence but not today because I'm setting out on the quest for a long sentence that I'm typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was "your age" about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isn't taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace I'm going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when I'm finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying "just one more sentence" but that sentence is 10,000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I don't care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and haven't stopped losing for a while now, either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBI's even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but I’m not sure so screw that and let's talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in France's Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and I’m only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything I’ve ever done which includes going to big bear to ski, fishing, breathing, swimming, going, farting, eating, sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether "a lot" was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their team's ass and they say that the patriots "cheat" and that's how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like "the writer may have been huffing kittens" and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189,819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesn't stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Clara’s house and they had a good food but that isn't enough of a story to set the record so I think I’ll just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesn't involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because I’m on my second one right now and it is great and you might think I’m a whole new person but you are thinking wrong it's just when I died I came back t life and next time I die I’ll come back to life again and then when I die I’ll be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen king's book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so don't shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you don't even need a band aid because I don't use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe I’m lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I don't use band aids and I don't use Neosporin on my cuts so I’m some sort of miracle I guess but I’m wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so I’m striving towards that goal right now and I’m not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then I’ll do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which I’m afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very, very, long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but I’m still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you don't care about people trying to break records so don't delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who don't brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldn't do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I won't stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubik’s cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isn't really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isn't even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so don't think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and don't care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they don't notice because they have a lot of money and don't care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isn't a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so don't think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isn't just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didn't that was Leif Erickson, but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didn't so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isn't and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want’ to penis e a cool record like the one I'm setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff I’ve written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that I'm only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe I’ll call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so let's come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so let's brainstorm ideas like poo, ducks, lemons, flanges, more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so let's talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they don't tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldn't even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and I'm near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about, where you should wait for it, and wait, 'till right about, where we are almost there, having just two more for that you should wait, while this actually isn’t going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now, nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the bird's name is "a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, So anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning really mean, its a different person, and im trying to beat the record, but that girl, who likes this boy, who likes this girl, and who likes this other boy, and that same kid likes this other girl, but that girl like another guy, but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats who's doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably; America always wins, there is no doubt about America's beauty, Amen.
He spun me around and I felt the sharp cold pain of the serrated blade he keeps close to his equally cold heart, slip through my rib cage. I knew I was dying, but it didn't matter to me. The only thing that mattered was him taking my brothers dog tags from my neck. He was taking the only reason I enlisted. He was taking my brother. And he knew it.
I grabbed the hand holding the knife in my chest as to keep it in so I could die slow enough to get a curse out, and made eye contact with him. The triumphant smile he was wearing turned to a surprised, teeth baring frown and his eyes widened. I guess he wasn't used to his victims moving after being run through the heart, much less barking at him while holding his chest with a grip of steel.
I cursed him. I cursed his weapon. I cursed his cause. I even cursed the way he styled his hair.
Let's put it this way; The only thing I didn't curse was his kitchen sink.
I could feel my life fading and noticed the usual noise of gunfire and explosions have long been gone and since he initially spun me around. I looked up from my now broken trance trying to remember where I am and why I was angry and noticed something on his face. Empathy. The bastard was sorry for me. Apparently I was crying. He knew the tears weren't from pain thanks to the timing. They started when I yelled about his brother. I didn't even know if he had one, just wanted to scream. At this point I wasn't even speaking english; just my last dying intelligibles. I looked down and had seen that my other hand had latched onto the tags he stole. He looked at the tags as well, contemplating what to do. He wanted to keep them as a war trophy, not as a constant reminder of the poor dead man who tried to keep what little of his brother he could get. So with a weak "Please" from me, he let go.
He let go of the tags and used his now free arm to lower me to the ground with the other still holding firmly on to his red stained steel. I lay there and his face along with the rest of the world fades away into washed out colors and then darkness.
“I’ll see you soon, brother.”
(Short story I wrote because was bored in 2013.)
In 1999, in a book entitled The Control Revolution, journalist and legal
scholar Andrew Shapiro described two futures that the Internet might
take.1 The first was the familiar story of increased individual freedom, as the
network gave us greater control over our lives, and over the institutions, including
government, that regulate our lives. The second was a less familiar
warning—of the rebirth of technologies of control, as institutions “disintermediated”
by the Internet learned how to alter the network to reestablish
their control.
Shapiro saw good and bad in both futures. Too much dis-intermediation,
he warned, would interfere with collective governance; some balance was
needed. But likewise, efforts to rearchitect the Net to reenable control
threatened to undermine its potential for individual freedom and growth.
Shapiro did not predict which future would be ours. Indeed, his argument
was that bits of each future were possible, and that we must choose a
balance between them. His account was subtle, but optimistic. If there was
a bias to the struggle, he, like most of us then, believed the bias would favor
freedom.
This book picks up where Shapiro left off. Its message is neither subtle
nor optimistic. In the chapters that follow, I argue that we are far enough
along to see the future we have chosen. In that future, the counterrevolution
prevails. The forces that the original Internet threatened to transform
are well on their way to transforming the Internet. Through changes in
the architecture that defined the original network, as well as changes in the
legal environment within which that network lives, the future that promised
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great freedom and innovation will not be ours. The future that threatened
the reemergence of almost perfect control will.
I don’t mean the control of George Orwell’s 1984. The struggle that I describe
here is not between free speech and censorship, or between democracy
and totalitarianism. The freedom that is my focus here is the creativity
and innovation that marked the early Internet. This is the freedom that
fueled the greatest technological revolution that our culture has seen since
the Industrial Revolution. This is the freedom that promised a world of creativity
different from the past.
This freedom has been lost. With scarcely anyone even noticing, the network
that gave birth to the innovation of the 1990s has been remade from
under us; the legal environment surrounding that network has been importantly
changed, too. And the result of these two changes together will be an
environment of innovation fundamentally different from what it was, or
promised to be.
Or so it will be unless we do something now. Unless we learn something
important about the source of that creativity and innovation, and then protect
that source, the Internet will be changed.
With dot.busts all around, it is not difficult to argue that this is the winter
of the Internet’s life. The question for us is whether the spring will be as
silent.
a book like this does not emerge from a library. It has instead been written
through hundreds of conversations over many years. I am a law professor,
but my argument spans computer design to economics. It is no doubt foolish
for anyone to try to pull together such a range of material, but I could
never have dared to be so foolish without the patient tutoring of many different
people. Among these, I am most grateful to my colleagues at the
Electronic Frontier Foundation, including John Gilmore and John Perry
Barlow; and the Center for Public Domain, especially Laurie Racine and
Bob Young. Jeff Chester of the Center for Media Education and Mark
Cooper of the Consumers Union taught me a great deal about media
policy and the passion of this struggle. There is a long list of technical experts
who have struggled to show me how the network works. Among these
I am most grateful to Hal Abelson, Scott Bradner, Ben Edelman, Dewayne
Hendricks, Joseph Reagle, David P. Reed, and Jerome Saltzer. Dewayne
Hendricks and David P. Reed helped me understand spectrum and, more
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important, the potential spectrum offered. Peter Huber helped me understand
telephone companies and the very different potential they offered.
I am grateful as well to an extraordinary collection of law professors, who
have built in the field of cyberlaw an amazing community. James Boyle’s
book Shamans, Software, and Spleens was my first introduction to the issues
that I address here; James Boyle the person has been a steady, invaluable
guide since. Jack Balkin, Yochai Benkler, Mark Lemley, Jessica Litman,
David Post, and Pam Samuelson have all taught me far more than I could
return to them.
My work on this book began at Harvard Law School’s Berkman Center.
The theme was born in the passionate rants of its extraordinary director,
Charlie Nesson. Through our work as colleagues, and on the Microsoft case
as well, Jonathan Zittrain helped me see how platforms matter. He has been
a constant, if neglected, friend throughout the development of the argument
here.
I am also especially grateful to the hundreds of readers of The Industry
Standard who have reacted to the snippets of this book that I have woven
into columns for that magazine. While the furor of many of those readers is
sometimes hard to suffer, the insights and wisdom of many have been critical
in re-forming the views I express here.
Finally, there is a collection of people who figure throughout the story of
this book, but who were more central to its writing than the text might reveal.
These are the figures who are truly fighting for a cause. Some of them are
quite well known—Richard Stallman, for example. Others are well known
among lawyers, at least—Dennis Karjala, Jessica Litman, Marc Rotenberg,
Pam Samuelson. But others inspire more through their simple and quiet
perseverance. Eric Eldred, whom you will meet in the course of these
pages, is the best example of this type. These ideas would never have been
put into words without the inspiration from people like him.
early versions of this book were read by a number of people. I
am grateful to those who offered critical (and sometimes especially critical)
comments—in particular Bruce Ackerman, Yochai Benkler, David Bollier,
Scott Hemphill, Dewayne Hendricks, Tom Maddox, Charles Nesson, Richard
A. Posner, Barbara van Schewick, Timothy Wu, and Robert Young. My
research was aided by an army of students, including Amy Ash, Scott Ashton,
Aaron Bukofzer, Sky Canaves, Brian Gustafson, Drew Harris, Scott
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Hemphill, Matt Kahn, Matt Rice, Hilary Stockton, and Jonathan Sanders.
Pauline Reich, Hilary Stockton, and Richard Taketa contributed examples
to the text. Chris Guzelian was especially helpful in bringing the book to
closure, through both his research and a careful and talented final edit. Bettina
Neuefeind, however, remains the world’s greatest editor.
I am particularly grateful to Elisa Garza Kammeyer for her work throughout
this last year, first as a researcher and finally as an assistant. She will
prove to be the one truly famous person mentioned in this book, though
that is a story that will take many years to unfold.
NIGHTMARE VISION GOGGLES WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME
[QUOTE=fudge blood;49734808]NIGHTMARE VISION GOGGLES WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME[/QUOTE]
So you basically see voxels/minecraft everwhere? What a nighthare.
he got an email from his brother that said
[B][I]aliens and monsters [U]were attacking his place[/U][/I][/B]
The guy kept running in fear.
Inception but they wake up inside of the Matrix because they forget to go back.
My didgeridoo is bigger than yours
i work in a koran factory
bring me a ps2 and some candy pls
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