• Your favourite quotes
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Ah, quote threads, the one place you can go to see people rearrange the words in a quote so much that it's barely clear what quote it is.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23687338]Ah, quote threads, the one place you can go to see people rearrange the words in a quote so much that it's barely clear what quote it is.[/QUOTE] "Ah, barely threads, the see place much you so can one people quote the words in a rearrange it's that quote what it clear is." -- DudeGuyKT
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;23687476]"Ah, barely threads, the see place you so can one people quote the words in a muchrearrange it's that quote what it clear is." -- DudeGuyKT[/QUOTE] That made me laugh.
"A horse is not a horse, if it's a pile of dogturd" Axel wilson [sp]Not relly.[/sp]
"Delay every game and make peggle expansions"-Gabe newell
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? from the movie trainspotting
"Make love not Warcraft" - South Park
"Once you lose everything, you're free to do anything"
"Eat shit and die" -Duke Nukem
"Well, see, you take a huge block of hash and carve it in the shape of a man. Then you hollow out a section and put a wind-up motor like a clockworks in it, and a little cassette tape, and you stand in line with it, and then just before it goes through customs you wind up the key and it walks up to the customs man, who says to it, 'Do you have anything to declare?' and the block of hash says, 'No, I don't,' and keeps on walking. Until it runs down on the other side of the border."
Forget about it-Stewart Francis on alhzimers joke
I reject your reality and substitute my own. -Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"A light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;23698565]I deject your reality and substitute my own. -Adam Savage, Mythbusters[/QUOTE] Pretty sure it's reject. Also anything by Hafiz is good.
[QUOTE=Billiam;23698820]Pretty sure it's reject. [/QUOTE] Oh yeah, that's what it was. I'll fix that.
"People like you are the reason people like me need medication"
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window" - Often attributed to Steve Wozniak "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Alexander Graham Bell "There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun." - Pablo Picasso
"i'm not a killer i'm an assassin the difference is ones a job and the other is a mental defect" [editline]01:47AM[/editline] "if you was where i'm from you'd be f***ing dead"
"Any man who paints the grass blue and sky green ought to be sterilised." ~ Adolf Hitler [editline]04:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lordskelzor;23707678]"i'm not a killer i'm an assassin the difference is ones a job and the other is a mental defect" [editline]01:47AM[/editline] "if you was where i'm from you'd be f***ing dead"[/QUOTE] hurr durr tf2 fun-nee
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
[QUOTE=Jund;23707824]Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.[/QUOTE] hurr durr ME fun-nee
[QUOTE=lordskelzor;23707848]hurr durr ME fun-nee[/QUOTE] Hurrr durrrr it's from a video game it can't be a good quote. :downs:
[QUOTE=Jund;23707921]Hurrr durrrr it's from a video game it can't be a good quote. :downs:[/QUOTE] coolcorky established that
[QUOTE=lordskelzor;23708182]coolcorky established that[/QUOTE] Except that my quote is good and your quote is lol funnie XD
"A man is free whenever he wants to" -Can't remember who said it.
"More Weight"-- man getting executed by crushing.
"Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"It is impossible to lead if you are following" "Only you can free yourself from mental emancipation" - Bob Marley
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