If you were able to morph into any animal, what would you pick?
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A tegu, because they are adorable lizards c:
A Bandicoot named Crash, Or a teenage turtle that is a ninja.
A wolf, a large bird of prey, or a large predatory feline.
I'd like to be a large bird of prey so I could grab giant fish and constantly drop them onto cars driving on the highway and just be a giant asshole in general, swooping in and stealing people's fast food and icecream.
A bear with a beard
And a Hat
Preferably a Santa Hat
A black eagle, for sure.
Either a:
Eagle
Spider
Or giant isopod
A bird of some form would be most ideal, just so I can experience what the world is like when you're not limited just the ground and floor surfaces to get around.
Or perhaps a sea-turtle, early life is pretty rough but most of your life is just being chill with the rest of the turtles and you easily live to 80+
Probably a peregrine falcon or some aquatic animal.
A cat. I could just live at some old ladies house and get free shit forever.
I'm with a raven on this one.
Fuck, I'd have a Poe poem named after me!
a whale
I don't know if Humans and their ancestors count as animals in this but rather if possible I would go back and be a Neanderthal in modern day.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;35820225]I don't know if Humans and their ancestors count as animals in this but rather if possible I would go back and be a Neanderthal in modern day.[/QUOTE]
That's like, the worst comedy premise ever.
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270 km/h
A fucking bear
A Spider
Or some kind of ferret
I'm surprised that no one has said dragon yet.
Hawk, fly everywhere I want to go at pretty fast speeds.
Or a fly, that way I could just chill out in girls locker rooms all day.
Brown bear. I could live in a forest and scare the shit out of people.
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Pig, because 30 min orgasms
a hawk in northern california
Dragon! :D
A goat, and be the pet of the spanish legion
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~respect~
A freakin raptor.
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