Kill the person above you with the thing they gave you v. who gives a shit

[Askaris]

I burst the bubble, thus making nearby children cry. They are positioned so that the sound waves of their cries has maximum amplitude at your head, thus causing it to explode.

Have a bottle of vitamin C tablets.

[Kaiwren-]

I eat the tablets and grow supar strong, making you run away in fear. As you run, you fall off of a cliff and tumble down in Homer-esque fashion. You then get eaten by a fucking bear.

Have a fucking bear.

[Olanov]

i make it eat you.

Have a truck

[Metanar]

I import lots of Mexicans and tell them you're border patrol.

Have a rubik's cube.

[bishibosh]

I complete the Rubix Cube in 5 seconds. You are so amazed you implode.

Have an egg.

[Kaiwren-]

I force-feed you the egg and you get some horrible disease from the uncooked egg that you fucking burst into flames.

Have a new meme.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

meme then corrupts your whole bodily fluid system which commences to blow up your urinary system while you die.

I give you a boxing glove

[Sportler]

I box you in ur dick and kick ur face several times. When ur asking for mercy I show mercy and go away. Unfortunately, ur so injured that u die 5 minutes later

I give u my penis

[KOHIO]

[QUOTE=Sportler;17990184]I box you in ur dick and kick ur face severalt times. When ur asking for mercy I show mercy and go away. Unfortunately, ur som injured that u die 5 minutes later

I give u my penis[/QUOTE]

(I thought you couldn't use anything smaller then a quarter....)

I use the few molecules that make it up and use them in the LHC, creating ani-matter that destroys you.

I give you a G.I. Joe with not arms.

[coco911231]

i put arms on him and you get so enraged you blow up

i give you air

[Sportler]

[QUOTE=KOHIO;17990421](I thought you couldn't use anything smaller then a quarter....)

I use the few molecules that make it up and use them in the LHC, creating ani-matter that destroys you.

I give you a G.I. Joe with not arms.[/QUOTE]

LoL

I put you in a room full of air but the room has no holes. So you will die in 7.32 hrs cuz there's no air left

I give u a big penis

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

I shove it up youre arse and you implode

i give you :chef:

[-ZeeBo-]

A jam it up your and twist a bit, you die from blood loss.

I give you a reckless cat

[Seb McMeb]

I piss it off and stick you in the same room, tied up.

I give you nothing.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

I kill you with the silence of nothing

i give you a ipod touch

[TheIceman]

I shove it up your ass and play "The Final Countdown". Your anus explodes.

Have a stereo

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

I do the same as above^

Have a mudkipz

[Metanar]

I leave you with the mudkipz, since I don't want it. You die of the horrid meme.

Have a mac.

[-ZeeBo-]

I shove it up your ass, you die of awesomeness.

I give you a stick.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

That also gets shoved up your ass.

i leave you hitler

[croguy]

He yells in your ear so loud you die from earbleed.

I give you Nazi Zombies.

[bishibosh]

I eat the zombies, then I belch in your face. The stench is so horrible you die.

Here, have some nachos.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

I eat them then scream in your anus.

i leave you with a battle axe

[croguy]

I club you with it's bottom.

Here, have a sheet of paper.

[That___Guy]

I jam it down your throat
Have a wooden stick

[croguy]

I shove it up your dick. (lolrhymes)

have an underline.

[-ZeeBo-]

I shove it up yer ass.

I give you my face.

[DoomsDayDan]

I rip it off and let you bleed to death

I give you a car bumper