Fun facts about yourself - General

[QUOTE=MetalT0ast;44208973]My campus is basically located on this guys campus but I haven't seen him in over 3 years.[/QUOTE] Text me, I got a new phone! Interesting fact... Uhh, I'm friends with metaltoast irl..?

I have a girlfriend.

[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;44216052]I have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] I don't have a girlfriend. - I have a cracked shitty jaw And that's about it.

I own two goldfish, they do absolutely nothing every day. I learned all my programming languages in 3 years. I'm a huge asshole sometimes.

I have worn jeans every single day of my life, excluding the diaper days, I have never worn any other type of pants, ever

My grand-aunt got fired for throwing away a donor kidney. It was on CNN.

[QUOTE=cartman300;44216185]I'm a huge asshole sometimes.[/QUOTE] The first time I read that I read "I have a huge ass-hole"

One time when I was 3 we went to McDonald's and I went in the playplace (that's actually what they're called). Turns out I took a major shit in my diaper and went down the big slide. I did this multiple times before my dad noticed. There was shit all over the play place and all over me. We ran out of there and once we got home he sat me on the grass and hosed me down.

Every teacher I have ever had, loved me Like, openly loved me And I don't know why, I was a slack-as-fuck student I also think I have irritable bowel syndrome Intestines seem to develop piercing pain very often Sometimes I would be up 24 hours, groaning because it hurt so bad

[QUOTE=Hole;44215307] and i, have a small birthmark in the shape of a scar *emphasis on small[/QUOTE] What exactly is the shape of a scar?

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;44218368]What exactly is the shape of a scar?[/QUOTE] i dont know scar-like

[QUOTE=Hole;44218402]i dont know scar-like[/QUOTE] So how do you know it's not a scar? Maybe your mom had a fondness for glass in her vag or something.

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44218473]So how do you know it's not a scar? Maybe your mom had a fondness for glass in her vag or something.[/QUOTE] the fuck man

I have a scar on my cheek that's the result of birthmark removal (can't remember the scientific name, it could've given me a disease or something, so my parents had it removed). Can't really comment on it's size/noticeability, as sometimes it's the first thing people ask me about, and sometimes it seems like they never notice it. I like it though.

I am pretty flexible. If I was male I'd be able to blow myself.

I constantly try to characterize myself as a nice person, but in reality I'm kind of an asshole.

Had almost died twice under the age of four, once from falling down a set of concrete stairs under a year old, next from allergic reaction to anesthesia. I used to have asthma, but now I don't have any sings of it. I recovered, I suppose, which I haven't ever heard of happening to anyone else in the world. Now that I come to think of it, I have a pretty fantastic medical history. I only ever get sick once every two years, if that. Never broken a bone. Never had any major injuries, save for one scar. Hrm. My Dad's birth mother descends from the island of St. Helena, off the coast of africa, where napoleon was exiled. My hair is incredibly thick, and went from straight to crazy curling during puberty, causing some pretty nasty self esteem issues about it, and then somewhere in the middle which is pretty perfect for me. Oh, and I have dysgraphia (fine motor skill shizz), but I can play guitar pretty decently, so fuck the system. I'm the only person that seems to realize that this thread is called [B]fun[/B] facts about yourself, not depressing facts about yourself.

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;44218662]My hair is incredibly thick, and went from straight to crazy curling during puberty, causing some pretty nasty self esteem issues about it, and then somewhere in the middle which is pretty perfect for me.[/QUOTE] Completely unrelated, but nice avatar.

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;44218714]Completely unrelated, but nice avatar.[/QUOTE] Yeah, my hair was about that curly during puberty, but it's like a really really thick straight, I like it. Oh, another thing, my hair grows like a fucking weed, I can get it cut to a just above a buzzcut and have to cut it a month later because it's in my eyes.

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i can partially dislocate my shoulder at will just be flexing a few muscles in my shoulder area it doesn't hurt and i can do it over and over again (my arm gets pulled back into it's socket when i relax my muscles) [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] my great great great great grandfather on my mom's side was a nazi and he froze to death trying to invade moscow i had an ancestor on my dad's side that fought with the north in the civil war, i know this because i own his 5 foot long musket

I'm bisexual. When I was born the doctors thought I was dead but I was actually sleeping. I once slept for over 20 hours. I owned a pet hedgehog when I was 5 I almost got my right foot mutilated by a lawnmower when I was 7. If I don't fap at least once a day I become nervous. I make money off of a videogame. I own a small chunk of a meteorite (weighs about 2kg/4.5lbs). I went into coma for two days when I was 5. I have no idea why, and all I can remember is that I couldn't breathe and then I woke up in a hospital. Below my house there's a bunch of tunnels that were used during WW1 and WW2 by partisans to avoid being caught. I was born blonde but then my hair turned dark brown/black.

My Aunt's Boyfriend's Sister in law is the assistant of the doctor that delivered Princess Kate's baby in 2013

[QUOTE=Hole;44203759][QUOTE=GamerChick;44203535]Hmm... what should I post... Well, I'm on the more deist side of Christian, and am actually quite conservative but I respect other people's beliefs and opinions. :v:[/QUOTE] I too am Christian/conservative, I guess people can tell by how I act on here, but jesus christ, I cannot handle the way facepunch acts when it comes to peoples opinions and the conservative side. So I try to put in some puns/jokes all along the board while I got my free time.[/QUOTE] Wow, more than one in the same thread. I am also guilty of being Christian/Conservative. Although my conservatism is a little bit in a different way. I'll explain that though. Some stuff about me: I am politically unaffiliated. Seriously, fuck parties. They all suck. I call myself a conservative, but that's only because the only views I have that are swayed one side or another are in a conservative way. Those views are guns and economics. Everything else I am completely neutral on, and simply will not pick a side. I prefer to watch people attack each other over silly views for my own amusement rather than pick a side and get annoyed. (This block is what I talked about up there ^^^) I believe it is possible for ghosts to exist, especially after an odd occurrence in my house semi recently. However, I also believe that most of the so called "encounters" on TV are a bunch of bullshit. I absolutely believe demons exist though. Fuck demons. I own probably over 30 firearms, including some "assault weapons". Fuck gun control. :v: I'm studying to be an animator. I am also a procrastinator. This is why I'm writing this post. I am extremely laid back and look the part. I've recently become fond of wearing shortsleeved button-up shirts over a wife-beater. I usually wear this combination with jeans shorts. In warm weather, I'll either wear those or Hawaiian shirts. I'm also growing a beard. I'm pretty desensitized. I've seen enough to just not get offended by most things. There are still some soul rending things out there that can get to me though (like that "brick through windshield" video that occasionally appears on youtube before getting taken down). I'm related to these blokes: [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Southern_Chivalry.jpg[/t] I was racist for a short time because the first black person I met was a little girl who was missing an arm. Being a stupid kid at the time, I thought it was contagious or something. :v: I was also a homophobe for a while before I just simply stopped giving a shit about what people are. The only thing that I dislike now is when someone is being a cunt. I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight, or whatever. If you're a massive cunt, you can just fuck off. On the last IQ test I took, I got around 130 or so. I don't really remember, it was a while. It was probably inaccurate though because I had to go somewhere and just started bullshitting. I am an INTJ personality type, which is supposedly rare or some shit like that. Oh well. Oh yeah, and I also like to practice voice acting and can come up with some really weird shit that is sometimes amusing. I recently did a chaos marine voice. [media]http://soundcloud.com/kartoffelgranate/chaos-marine[/media] Speaking of Chaos Marines...I don't play them at all. However, I do play Warhammer 40k, and I have over 10,000 points of miniatures. I've been playing for a while. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Another interesting fact: this is probably my longest post ever.

I was almost killed by a bear in a zoo when I was 7. I can reach the outer side of my palm with my fingers. A general from the times of the Civil War has lived in my house for a month.

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;44218973]I'm bisexual. When I was born the doctors thought I was dead but I was actually sleeping. I once slept for over 20 hours. [B]I owned a pet hedgehog when I was 5[/B] I almost got my right foot mutilated by a lawnmower when I was 7. If I don't fap at least once a day I become nervous. I make money off of a videogame. I own a small chunk of a meteorite (weighs about 2kg/4.5lbs). [B]I went into coma for two days when I was 5.[/B] I have no idea why, and all I can remember is that I couldn't breathe and then I woke up in a hospital. Below my house there's a bunch of tunnels that were used during WW1 and WW2 by partisans to avoid being caught. I was born blonde but then my hair turned dark brown/black.[/QUOTE] Hedgehog date-rape. The silent killer.

I used to have white eyebrows as a kid. I have brown hair, but for some reason, my eyebrows had pretty much no coloring to them since i was born to when i was 10. I look at photos taken then and wince at how creepy i looked with basically no eyebrows. I have no allergies aside from a fragrance allergy and it's hell. Talk about instant headache when going near a person wearing heavy perfume or cologne. Not the worst part, the brain fog that occurs later, it's like someone hit a switch in my head hooked to a timer for an hour that says "Instant ADD for 1 Hour". I have a photo of me playing with a chimp when i was 3. Lost it though, really hope i can find it. I can hit a soda bottle at 250m with my hunting rifle while standing unsupported. That's just the furthest i've tried, i could probably hit it at 500-800m with my rifle and scope if i use a bipod.

i hate continually reposting in this thread but whenever i remember stuff about me i come back here as a kid (1-5?) I went through brown hair > blonde hair > red hair > brown hair again damn i was the cutest kid ever, that's a fact right there, none of you can beat that

My tongue is so short I can only stick it 0.7cm out of my mouth, and is wide enough to impair my speaking if I try talking too fast.

At my uncle's house, there's this massive single step. I fell off that and banged me head on the end of a table Ended up crushing most of my nose. Got a scar on my nose though, pretty cool.