Fun facts about yourself - General

I have a YouTube account with 150 subscribers and close to 124,000 views. Nothing much, but pretty neat.

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;44314455]I have a YouTube account with 150 subscribers and close to 124,000 views. Nothing much, but pretty neat.[/QUOTE] I can't enjoy the fact that I have any subscribers cause they're all just stalkers from FP.

I play guitar. I get mistaken for a girl all the time because my hair goes down to my shoulders. I sing. I am part native american. I have anxiety. It used to be terrible. with multiple panic attacks a day. But I have it under control now and haven't had one in a while. I (sort of) have a home recording studio. I say sort of because I don't have a job therefore I don't have much equipment. I'm in two bands at the moment. one isn't very active due to our singer having a play coming up soon. He's in drama club.

I lucid dream often but i quickly lose control of it because it's/theres [Insert NSFW content here]

Fun Fact: I'm not fun :v:

I have a disease that stops me from getting fat, so I kinda look like a skeleton I had a mustache when I was 10 years old I think I'm the only Syrian member on facepunch [sp] Correct me if I'm wrong [/sp] [editline] snatch [/editline] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein"]Saddam Hussein[/URL] is my relative

Ever since I was a kid, my favorite characters in games/TV were the ones who had beard. Villains were always cool, but if they had an evil moustache, there was no competition, this was [I]the[/I] coolest guy in the show. The good guys pretty much always had no beards so they were boring. This is also why I loved all magicians in games and movies, they always had the best beards. Back when I was a kid, my dad shaved some of his beard on a regular basis (kept it trimmed), me, my sis and my mother none shaved so I reached the conclusion that shaving causes beard growth. So I borrowed my dad's shaving machine and used it on my hairless skin, hoping that I'd get a beard that way. Then there was this guy, a bit younger than me, son of my parents' friends. When he was like 13 years old he was already 180 cm tall and had a beard and moustache growth. I was so very jealous of him. Nowadays I can't stand the sight of any hair on my chin, or pretty much anywhere else on my body (bar eyebrows and hair), funny how things turn out sometimes.

- I can play the good old five finger fillet overly fast and have been told to "Stop playing that fucking game or I'll break your hand" by my English teacher. - I've managed to prevent a girl killing herself by talking to her and constantly giving her advice, this happened yesterday and partially today. - I'm overly helpful when it comes to peoples emotions, but not there education/needs etc. - I may spend too much time on Garry's Mod and Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Sio;44165683]my penis is 5.9" long[/QUOTE] Checked on google on how many cm that is and it is 175 cm. That can't be right.

[QUOTE=KleinerHl;44320778]I have a disease that stops me from getting fat, so I kinda look like a skeleton I had a mustache when I was 10 years old I think I'm the only Syrian member on facepunch [sp] Correct me if I'm wrong [/sp] [editline] snatch [/editline] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein"]Saddam Hussein[/URL] is my relative[/QUOTE] family reunions must have been awkwaaaarrddd......

[QUOTE=theobod;44325246]Checked on google on how many cm that is and it is 175 cm. That can't be right.[/QUOTE] I think he meant 5.9', not 5.9''. Either that, or he's grossly exaggerating.

- I'm a sexy motherfucker with a sexy beard. - I'm a somewhat competent artist. - I'm actually not that bad of a singer. - My penis is longer than that other dude's at 20"11' - It is a terrible burden.

[QUOTE=Jaspers;44213250]- Ambidextrous - Plays bass, guitar, drums, and sings - I can suck my own dick - I once won 5 CS:GO competitive matches in a row come fight me noobs[/QUOTE] Scrub. I won like 8 CS:GO competitve matches in row. [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Exooodus;44242092]I was born with a concaving chest, or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum]"Pectus excavatum"[/url] (warning sort of gross), the most common birth defect. Eventually I may have to get chest-surgery to prevent it from harming me, depending on how it develops as I age. Apparently mine's slightly more severe than others, probably because my posture has never been particularly good. Though it's not nearly as bad as the picture on that page, that's a fairly severe case.[/QUOTE] One of my best friends has that, although its not servere. [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] Alright time for some facts about me. I had scoliosis but I got an operation for on the 5th of November and my back was completly restored and now I'm 172 cm, before the operation so was I like 166 cm. I had terrible self esteem issues due to my scoliosis but now when its good so am I feeling better. My dog passed away on the 22th of July 2013 and my uncle on the 20th of July 2013, that was a heavy blow to my family and me. Still miss em both, sometimes I just breakdown and cry when this happens so do I often go out and take the same walk that I took with my dog. Man, fuck cancer.

im a douche

I can't bend my left thumb, it's also got an odd shape because it's ultra skinny on the middle and "normal sized" on the end [sp]kind of like a dick[/sp]

I got invited to the Emirates Palace back in 2011 when I was 12 because I was apparently the best student around. Got the best scores constantly and such, did extra work. Turns out somebody actually did give a shit about what I did on a saturday afternoon, and my efforts payed off when I got to skip a day of school to visit the Emirates Palace and get talked to by the Sheik.

I weigh far, FAR more than i look. Last i checked i was at 365lbs. Been hovering near that level since i was 15. It was actually a big shock finding out i weighed 365lbs, i was weighed in the hospital several years ago after an injury. Before that, all the way back to 3rd grade i weighed in the 225-250 range. I remember weighing more than my dad at age 10. Usually a person at my weight would be wearing XXXXXL clothing and sport 3 chins, but i have barely detectable double chin, and i prefer to wear 4XL shirts because i like baggy clothing and sizes smaller than that aren't tall enough. Yes i am aware that it's unhealthy as fuck, i am having health issues, like knee pain and back pain. I'm gonna try and work up the motivation to drop 100lbs by the end of the year.

I've lived in the Bahamas for half of my life and Canada for the other half

I am now friends on facebook with nirvanas original drummer.

I think I'm in love

-I have Robbie williams on my contacts list on my phone -I once bought a entertainment company from my drunk ex-boss for 10,000€ Sold the company in 2012 for 1.3 million

Idk if they still are, but the gaming site ScrewAttack was following me on Twitter because I made stuff in a Minecraft clone that existed before Minecraft Pocket Edition.

I'm somehow related to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson]Andrew Jackson[/url] but it's debatable whether or not that's actually a good thing. My dad and uncle owned a company before my brother and I was born. They made drum portholes before literally anyone else did. Unfortunately, because they lacked a bit of foresight, they didn't patent the idea and so after they quit, we received nothing. They made parts for Rush, Type O Negative (my dad is in the booklet that came with October Rust even), Queensryche, David Lee Roth's solo band, and more. I actually still have parts from those days in my basement as well as my uncle having a pinup board filled with pictures with musicians and their product. I do worse in classes that I am actually interested in for some reason. That's about it.

I have a simian crease on both hands. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/44M43iT.jpg"]Pic if you don't know what that looks like.[/URL]

I can bend the top of my thumb back almost 90 degrees which is pretty neat. That's it.

I'm transgender (male-to-female), I collect old video games and video game consoles, and I can wiggle my ears.

I don't know from whether or not I'm Scottish, Irish, English, or all of the above. Every time someone tells me I forget instantly. All I know is that some of my great-great-great-great-great(I don't know how far back this goes)family members on my dad's side where on the run from the police when they came to Canada.

I eat baked potatoes like apples.

I could suck my own dick.

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;44346595]I could suck my own dick.[/QUOTE] Despite being a sizeable (in both ways) fellow, i can get the head in.