Fun facts about yourself - General

[QUOTE=usaokay;44125537]I have Post-Micturition Convulsion Syndrome, or better called as "I shiver when I take a leak."[/QUOTE] Oh fuck, I never realized that was an actual thing. Well hey, I guess I do to. I also play bass and want to play cello. I also enjoy blacksmithing. Oh, and I also have [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo]Vitiligo[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;44125719]I can make a rooster whistle with my hands I can blow up leaves with my hands (so that they make a loud bang)[/QUOTE] those skills must come in [I]handy[/I]

I can play harmonica, drums, bass guitar, electric guitar, keytar, keyboard, violin, xylophone and a few more things I can't remember at the moment. I'm left dominant ambidextrous, meaning I can do shit with both hands depending on how it feels. (I.E. I use the computer and play drums right handed or left handed, but can only play guitar right handed.) I've dissembled an entire truck and put it back together without anything fucking up. I freak out over small things like going to the bar with some friends due to anxiety, yet in life-or-death situations, I'm completely calm and collected.

I played hockey for 10 years of my life. I was always one of the fastest, if not the fastest on my teams.

I can squat to the point where my butthole touches the ground, legs high up yo'.

I can lean my head to the side and blow out the corner of my mouth to create a sound that sounds like a duck trying to imitate a helicopter.

I can put my tongue into the back area of my nose inside my mouth, it's really long.

I'm half black/Latin and half white. Either I'm accepted by the three or not accepted by any. Fuck me right?

I'm African American. I once starred in a Disney commercial for Walt Disney World in Florida, it was filmed in 2004 and was supposed to air on ESPN but last time I checked it never aired, or maybe it did but I never saw it. I can tell you the entire story if you'd like me to.

I'm a bad motherfucker

When I was 12, I was selected by Microsoft to talk with some Ugandan kids using the by then new Windows Live Messenger. After coming up with a bunch of questions about their country and lifestyle, they made me only ask them if they liked football. They said yes, and asked me if I did. It was awkward telling them I didn't like it in front of the cameras and staff. At least I got a free Messenger doll. I am the co-owner of a TF2 server, it has been more time down than up due to DDoS attacks and maintenance. My friends say that when I laugh I sound like a rubber duck.

I'm gonna need proof of that. For scientific reasons, of course.

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44128735]I'm gonna need proof of that. For scientific reasons, of course.[/QUOTE] I can't record my laugh now, if that's what you wanted (Or were you asking gary about not being a good motherfucker?). As for the Microsoft thing, it was back in 2007, there are no videos left, all I have are a bunch of links to Spanish websites and a pic of the MSN thingy. [URL="http://www.dealerworld.es/archive/acnur-y-msn-acercan-la-realidad-de-los-refugiados"] A link[/URL] [URL="http://noticias.universia.es/vida-universitaria/noticia/2007/06/21/848835/videollamada-jovenes-madrilenos-adolescentes-refugiados-uganda.html"]This one's is in Portugese too.[/URL] [URL="http://www.canalsolidario.org/noticia/jovenes-de-madrid-se-comunican-en-tiempo-real-con-adolescentes-refugiados-en-uganda/8944"]I don't even know about these websites[/URL] [t]http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w516/Dvdgg/msn_zps5cb9119f.jpg[/t] It fell and heads rolled.

I have 13 siblings.

I can fart on command and use it to drive people crazy. I have a scar near my temple where I was knocked out in an accident I got pulled over by cops with a jar of moonshine once, ended up drinking it with them(seriously, southwest arkansas)

My dad is gay, and my godmother is a gay former nun who can't remember my name.

I broke 2 of my bones in a lifetime I had night terrors and other crazy nighttime shit when I was younger and to this day I might have episodes of sleep paralysis or even stuff that I consider exploding head syndrome As a hobby of mine I like to screw around with pyrotechnics I can burp on command I can put both of my legs behind the back of my head

I once had a fetish for the animal known as the platypus. I have bad acne. I am for gun control.

Hella weak ass skin Processing speeds faster than 99% of people who have taken a state/national wide test I do voluntary work for Xbox Support (Ambassador Program)

I'm Irish Jamaican, mum's white, dad's black and I'm the only white child

A year or so ago I suffered from Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, an extremely rare allergic reaction that very very few people ever go through. According to wikipedia, there are only about 300 new cases every year. I fortunately suffered a mild form of it, however even in a mild form it's an extremely terrible form of sickness. Still in some way I feel privileged to be part of something so rare, even if it is dog shit. Before you look this up, I warn you that it's extremely disgusting. If you wanna see what my own personal case looked like, [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54123195/Aaaa/Photo%20Oct%2029%2C%202%2050%2052%20AM.jpg]here ya go![/url] Contains blood, so be cautioned.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;44134068]Still in some way I feel privileged to be part of something so rare, even if it is dog shit.[/QUOTE] I get your feel. While personally i love my vitiligo and have no problems with it, a lot of people are ashamed of it. Trust me, i've gotten a lot of shit and stupid questions about it. I've been called things like leper before and i remember having a dude ask me if it was leukemia. But a little less than 1% of the population of the world have it and i think it's a pretty amazing thing. It even glows under blacklight :v: For those of you who don't know what it looks like- [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/5WN62is.jpg[/IMG_thumb] [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/VVSYazY.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Mine covers probably about 35% of my body at this point, it's just about everywhere in some quantity. And with the way mine works, it slightly darkens (or in the case of my neck, hella darkens) the skin around it and it's also turning my hair white, which is awesome. Doesn't help that i'm also getting grey hair, i suppose. But yeah, while mine wasn't like that and i'm sorry you had to go through that, i get your feeling of being a part of something rare.

My laugh sounds like I've been drinking whiskey for 20 years.

heterochromia iridum (green/hazel) i can make my pupils vibrate no ear lobes [editline]5th March 2014[/editline] i snort like a piggy when i laugh but that isn't very fun :(

I write in my free time. [URL="http://www.writerscafe.org/The_J_Hat/writing/"]Take a look if you're interested.[/URL]

I can pull my right pointy-finger out of it`s joint without feeling any pain. The state paid for my car and driving license, because I am a Wheelchair user. I like to make very detailed drawings for fun.

[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;44123509]Give us a fun fact about yourself. I'll start. I was constipated for 7 months straight without the doctor's realizing I had a turd the size of a corn cob stuck up my anus.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding me? It takes me about 4 days to generate a turd of that size. I can't even imagine what 7 months would do to me. So, interestingly enough, when I really have to hit it, I can't use the toilets abroad because their narrow pipes can't handle my shit.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;44123605]I'm horrified of bees, so horrified that I almost plunged off a cliff to avoid being stung.[/QUOTE] I have experience as a beekeeper and yet I always freak out when I see a wasp. I've actually held a honeycomb with bees on it without wearing protective gear. Good thing that bees aren't aggressive over here.

I've had infectious mononucleosis.. as a result of my 42-43degree temps, they threw me in an ice bath (It was either that, or coma). NEVER. WANT. IT. AGAIN!

I can will away hiccups in a matter of seconds. I sit down, concentrate, breathe and bam, gone. I also have a scar over my right eye from when I was a baby and a nursery worker threw the door open into my face. I'm also a mostly sessile organism and live mostly by filter feeding... and the occasional home cooked meal.