Fun facts about yourself - General

I was born a polydactyl, or in other words I was born with 6 fingers on each hand.

I have a really long tongue, I can put it inside my nose. I am flexible, I could probably suck my own dick if needed. I'm suffering moderate depression. No, this isn't a joke! Stop asking if it's a joke!

I made a sonic OC

Next year I'll probably be working in a school as a band teacher and I'm 6 feet 6 inches tall.

I was born with a big flip on my right ear which made me look like a vampire from the right side. I had it removed but there's still some cartilage left.

I actually do play the oboe.

I am (supposedly) a descendant of the guy who founded the Carlsberg Breweries: More specifically descendant of a bastard child he had with a maid. No idea if its true though, but my aunt apparently did some studying in the family tree.

I was once very active in the gmod community, especially in the Facepunch Personal Skin Community and everything Machinima related. I was once an active member of the Janus Syndicate, I voiced every german soldier in "Soldiers of Misfortune", starred as myself in "Source Wars: The Hidden vs. Day of Defeat Source" and appreared in Gman Squad and other JSClan Videos. I also made some Machinima myself, sadly I scrapped most of them, my most famous Machinima was "Meet the Sentry". I still contribute to the Machinima Community by providing DasBoSchitt with Models and Textures for his films. I also did a lot of skins for the GMOD community which I have released, many might remember the District 9 Vehicles. I do work as a freelancer in the videogame industry, doing 3D and 2D Art, Sounddesign, Gamedesign, Corporate Design, User Interface Design and many more... I worked at a publisher for over 6 months, preparing the Euopean (Retail) Launch for ARMA III, worked on some side projects and canned DLC. I love storywriting, yet I never had the chance to proove it by releasing a script or making anything out of it. Because of an accident, a tooth and parts of my upper jaw are fake, I have several screws and small metal parts in there, the tooth is 100% artificial. Even tough I have my drivers licence for over 7 years now, I have no car nor have I ever driven from point A to point B without a co-driver or by free will. I secretly always wanted to do a (serious) sex pose in gmod, but I always felt bad throwing around naked ragdolls.

I actually do have diabetus.

My Dad's black. When I was 11, if I woke up at night having to pee and I felt too tired to walk to the bathroom I would open my window and piss out of it. My laugh is very high-pitched and it sounds more like Hyenas screaming than laughter. I like going on long walks super early in the morning, before the sun is out. I have a synthesizer that I haven't gotten around to learning to play yet. I have Sleep Apnea. I'm asexual, and while my Dad acknowledges this, my Mom thinks I just "haven't met the right person yet." I used to be extremely homophobic but now I don't have a problem with gay people at all. I still play the Dreamcast. I have a modded Original Xbox and mod H1 and H2 maps on occasion. I enjoy washing the dishes and doing yard work. My hair is shoulder-length. I am horrible at math. I love when it rains.

Man, all you guys have all this interesting shit going on with you and meanwhile I just look like a pissed off spotted bear.

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44141013]Man, all you guys have all this interesting shit going on with you and meanwhile I just look like a pissed off spotted bear.[/QUOTE] A friend of mine has vitiligo too and he's great. He weights over 100 kgs and is over 2 meters tall, used to play American football. I study biology, but I doubt I'll ever finish the career due to me failing Maths.

I used to keep a diary written in Gaeilge (Irish), so nobody else could read it. I used to have migranes so bad I'd stay in bed for days straight. It felt like a porcupine was breakdancing inside my skull. Holding a pickaxe. I'm big into charity work, but don't usually work with big charities. There's a school in Gilgil, Kenya that can be traced back to me, my old school friends and a teacher who was able to contact some local builders and teachers. I'm allergic to beer. I can drink any other sort of alcohol (that I've tried), but beer almost always makes me throw up. I have no idea why this is. I'm a classically trained pianist, but I rarely play in public because I'm too self-conscious. When I feel stressed I wait until I'm alone, then break into a terrifying evil laugh. It sounds like the lovechild of the Joker and Light Yagami on crack. I completely forgot I had an profile on this site until my browser remembered my username.

[QUOTE=Boomslang;44139074]I was born a polydactyl, or in other words I was born with 6 fingers on each hand.[/QUOTE] Pictures required for research

I'm MLG as fuck

No one I know in real life cares much about me so I share all my personal dilemmas and stories here on facepunch. I do try not to rant though...

My two smaller toes on both my feet have one less bone in them than the usual human being. According to my foot doctor, it's a very rare occurrence. I'm also flat footed and need special shoe plates to walk around everywhere in lest my back start to ache after just a short while.

I built a machine once. [video=youtube;FjrbQhKc9iw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjrbQhKc9iw[/video] Its for filtering rocks out of dirt. People kept suggesting I strapped a dildo on the trough. I wonder why. If put on full power, you could kinda "rodeo" on it as well because the framing was wobbly and unstable as fuck. I have also paraded in military uniform for the Danish royal family twice. I once was a part of the Communist Aggression mod team, a NATO vs. USSR Source mod. It got scrapped though. Having absolutely no programming skills, I mostly made custom smileys for the forum. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/communist-aggression[/url] I saved an abandoned kitty from a hedge during a storm. I named him Link and he grew to become a 12 lbs macho motherfucker. He fathered bastard children all over town until he died of battle wounds at the age of 10. My brother and I poured mead on the ground to ease his way into Valhalla.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;44138857]I can will away hiccups in a matter of seconds. I sit down, concentrate, breathe and bam, gone.[/QUOTE] I do the same. Deep breath, and calm myself.. and voilà, gone!

I have morton's foot on my left but not my right. I fold my ear when I sleep. I'm the only member of both my immediate and extended family, on both sides, that does not require some form of corrective eyewear. There is cannibalism in my ancestry. My thumbprints have different patterns, I was told by someone once that most people's thumbprints have the same pattern. I don't know if that's true or not, but mine don't.

I'm slowly not caring about anything anymore and losing my will to live

[QUOTE=kloaz;44142794]I'm slowly not caring about anything anymore and losing my will to live[/QUOTE] I feel with you.

[QUOTE=kloaz;44142794]I'm slowly not caring about anything anymore and losing my will to live[/QUOTE] That doesn't sound like a fun fact. I feel for thee though, I too feel much the same. But hey, nothing lasts forever right? That includes bad patches where we feel like that. Although on a lighter note: - I own 11 gas masks. - 20 different sets of various countries uniforms. - 13 Airsoft guns. - I am completely Monochromatic. - The muscle in the top of my right leg is twisted and causes the entire damn thing to do the same, resulting in a rather gammyish looking walk, whilst at times it can prove funny (Notably when drunk, because y'know, drunk.)

I'm not actually a doctor or a medic I want to learn many languages so I can communicate with people from all over the world

I just think about if I also put a list in here. Could take a while to write it down. :v:

I have several ancestors who were pirates, starting supposedly with Ronald McCloud who was believed to have sailed with Henry Every. Angus "Old Dog" McCloud sailed with Blackbeard and died in prison awaiting a pardon (one of his brother was an accomplished captain in the Royal Navy), the last one, and the one I was named after, was Gordon McCloud the First, who sailed with Black Bart, and eventually came about to writing our family's code of honour.

My mother went to high school with Charles Barkley, of NBA and Space Jam fame.

One side of my skull is bigger than the other. I have a fear of looking up.

I've got Hypermobile finger joints, which means that I can do [url=http://imgur.com/vKLT0Pc]this[/url] with both of my hands (Not an actual picture of me; just pulled a comparable pic off of google) Davy Crockett was my great great [...] great uncle. Every Halloween I dress up in a clown suit and wander around the neighborhood at night, handing out candy to anyone brave enough to come close. For those interested: Teenagers freak out the most about clowns, followed by adults. Children are usually only worried when they see someone older than them get scared. I hate heights. Hate 'em.

[QUOTE=.Lain;44137135]heterochromia iridum (green/hazel)[/QUOTE] You should post a picture of that. I've only ever met people (other than myself) with a blue and brown eye.