The only two voices I can do flawlessly are Christopher Walken and the Earl of Lemongrab.
I have a fetish for public sex.
[QUOTE=roxter;44136147]My laugh sounds like I've been drinking whiskey for 20 years.[/QUOTE]
Sounds goofy
[video=youtube;0kAEthfslsE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAEthfslsE[/video]
[editline]6th March 2014[/editline]
I am a carrot.
I'm a certified physician (most of Facepunch already knows this)
My sense of 'humor' sucks. It may sometimes be nonexistent.
I tend to put a deadpan snarker's viewpoint on any matter.
Once I start laughing, it's practically impossible for me to voluntarily control the same, I have to let it out or it won't stop.
I invented an effective recipe for home-made pepper spray.
-I have amber eyes [url=https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1545989_10203018397489694_372457997_n.jpg]Eyes.[/url]
- Double jointed in my arms
- I have an semi-eidetic memory
- I also sneeze in sunlight
- I have panic attacks and I have a high form of depression
[not a fun fact...]
- I can lick my own nipple
-Edit-
Fixed my link. <3
I'm head of IT for an audiovisual production house.
I have had sex with 5 guys.
I have had sex with 1 girl.
I financed my own extremely large sedan.
My laptop has a removable second GPU.
I weigh 124 lbs, even though I am 5'10" tall.
I can put both my feet behind my head.
I believe 99 percent of everything said in this thread is bullshit
[QUOTE=gary spivey;44146881]I believe 99 percent of everything said in this thread is bullshit[/QUOTE]
Alright do you want a pic of myself to prove that I can squat to the point where my butthole touches the ground?
[QUOTE=digigamer17;44146921]Alright do you want a pic of myself to prove that I can squat to the point where my butthole touches the ground?[/QUOTE]
Yes
My ankles are really stiff and can't bend my shin forward much.
I can endure cold better than anyone I've ever met.
My body temperature is ~37 Celsius, 1 degree higher than the average
I get ideas for my short stories from lucid dreams.
[QUOTE=digigamer17;44147067][URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67129569/Xperia%20T/DSC_0113.JPG"]Here.[/URL][/QUOTE]
All I can see is a fort of pillows on the floor and an arm holding a paper that comes out of nowhere
Maybe I'm just blind
[QUOTE=gary spivey;44147092]All I can see is a fort of pillows on the ground and an arm holding a paper that comes out of nowhere
Maybe I'm just blind[/QUOTE]
Never mind then :v:
I can't read cursive, And when I wake up I sneeze 5-10 times for no reason.
I can spin a pillow on my finger for hours
I'm 5'11" and I weigh 235 pounds (something like 100 kilos for you eurofolk), so basically I'm a fatass.
"What's interesting or even remotely fun about that, supersocko?"
Well, for starters, I was the head captain of my high school soccer team. I could run the 200 meter dash in 28 seconds in track and field. The first time I maxed my bench press, I got up to 210. I'm probably the most unexpectedly-athletic person you could ever meet. It's always nice seeing people in awe when a guy twice their weight is catching up to them in speed :v:
I might have some gypsy/tatar blood in my ancestry - I was told that my great grandmother hated this fact lol.
[QUOTE=supersocko;44148214]I'm 5'11" and I weigh 235 pounds (something like 100 kilos for you eurofolk), so basically I'm a fatass.
"What's interesting or even remotely fun about that, supersocko?"
Well, for starters, I was the head captain of my high school soccer team. I could run the 200 meter dash in 28 seconds in track and field. The first time I maxed my bench press, I got up to 210. I'm probably the most unexpectedly-athletic person you could ever meet. It's always nice seeing people in awe when a guy twice their weight is catching up to them in speed :v:[/QUOTE]
Have you thought that your weight could be muscle and not fat? From what it sounds like, you're rather fit.
[QUOTE=VendettaV;44146826]
- I can lick my own nipple
[/QUOTE]
There are people who can't?
my father's side of ancestry is filled with a ton of nazi history. on the other hand, my mother's side has supporting evidence that her great great (great?) grandfather has participated in the rape of nanking
so, basically, i am of german, polish, and somewhat japanese descent where most of our history is tied in together during WWII.
I was born with a lazy eye, getting it fixed this summer.
I have white strains of hair.
I have three white spots on my back.
I'm the only male in my family (that I know off) who is probably not going bald when I'm older.
I'm related to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Pieterszoon_Hein]Piet Pieterzoon Hein[/url]
I have Crohn's Disease (Not fun but still a fact).
I'm also related to the Danish scientist [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Hein_(scientist)]Piet Hein[/url].
I'm a lazy piece of shit.
[QUOTE=supersocko;44148214]I'm 5'11" and I weigh 235 pounds (something like 100 kilos for you eurofolk), so basically I'm a fatass.
"What's interesting or even remotely fun about that, supersocko?"
Well, for starters, I was the head captain of my high school soccer team. I could run the 200 meter dash in 28 seconds in track and field. The first time I maxed my bench press, I got up to 210. I'm probably the most unexpectedly-athletic person you could ever meet. It's always nice seeing people in awe when a guy twice their weight is catching up to them in speed :v:[/QUOTE]
I know your feel, i''m 5'10'' and 265-270 but i'm really athletic and work out a lot. That feel you get when you go to a Gold's Gym and you see everybody's faces when this fat ass dude is pushing up seven reps of 1000 on legpress.
[QUOTE=Kisame;44141511]Pictures required for research[/QUOTE]
While the fingers were fully formed (they had nails and everything) they lacked any bone. So they were removed shortly after I was born, I can however show the scars which remained. I'll try and get a picture if anyone cares to see them!
[img]http://imgur.com/cNFLpUn[/img]
I have no idea if this image will show up or not as I haven no idea how image tags work, but those are what's left my extra digits! Sorry the picture is pretty crappy!
I can make a really loud noise with my mouth
I can program things on the computer.
I spend most of my time on the computer.
I like badminton but there's no one I could play it with.
Also I can make a sound with my mouth which is very close to a kazoo, sometimes people confuse it for a kazoo and they give me odd looks when they realize there is no kazoo.
I have a duplex kidney.
[t]http://www.chop.edu/export/system/galleries/images/hospital/articles/urology/urology-illustrations/duplex-kidney.jpg[/t]
I used to be incredibly homophobic and racist. I was a huge ignorant idiot when I was a kid
Now, I have five gay/bi friends, two being [I]kind of[/I] close friends. I don't have any black friends though, but I don't have anything against black people now
[QUOTE=Swiket;44149694]I have a duplex kidney.
[t]http://www.chop.edu/export/system/galleries/images/hospital/articles/urology/urology-illustrations/duplex-kidney.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Huh, we're opposites, I was born with a blocked tube to my right kidney.
-I don't know how to pronounce my username
-I have a mac, and I dislike it quite a bit. I actually plan on switching back to a windows computer whenever I need to get a new one.
-I like video editing, although 90% of the time I have exactly 0 things to edit
-My Mom and Dad are both bi
-I am straight
-I'm bad at math but a lot of things I would like to do and have ideas for involve math
-I have Generalized Anxiety
-If I didn't have generalized anxiety I'd probably be better at math because I would've been able to pay attention in class more and have a whole different outcome in my life
-I moderate a small forum that consists of me and about 20 other internet friends, even though I've been banned more than anyone (I'm told I do a good job though)
-My favorite show of all time is Fringe
-I wanted Geno is brawl
-I want Geno in Smash 4
-My favorite game of all time is Sonic the Hedgehog 2, not a sonic fanboy, I just felt like they got everything in this one right and it's an outstanding old school platformer
-I didn't like Mario 3D Land
-I hate both Sonic 1 and Sonic 3
-I wasted two hours playing Blue Sphere once
-Between when I was 6 and 9 my dad banned game consoles from our house
-The ban was lifted whenever my Dad felt bad for me after my sister and mom got to go to europe for a whole month
-I had more fun with my Dad and Brother at home then I probably would have with my Mom, Sister, and Aunt
-I like sizeable boobs, but not implants
-Most of my ideas that have potential are poorly executed
-I hope that in some form before I die I would get to see where other versions of myself would be, provided they made different choices then I myself made
-I was super in to the sims, and the last thing I did before I went to bed one night, my sim/sim's wife had twin children and I thought it would be fun. The next morning my house burnt down and I lost the save file.
-I need to be cold while I sleep
-I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in upwards of 3 years
-I think that my life is fairly mundane but while writing this post I realized that I'm pretty weird
[editline]6th March 2014[/editline]
-I didn't realize how long that post was while writing it
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