I like to listen to the JXL remix of 'A Little Less Conversation' 7,000 times in a row
If I'm not careful, my testicles can exit their nut sack and go up to my pelvis, I don't do this willingly because of the chances of becoming sterile, and also the feeling of your balls empty is fucking nuts!
haha! :(
I once convinced a baptist friend of mine to have an abortion.
[editline]7th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tretot;44159670]If I'm not careful, my testicles can exit their nut sack and go up to my pelvis, I don't do this willingly because of the chances of becoming sterile, and also the feeling of your balls empty is fucking nuts!
haha! :([/QUOTE]
What.
[I]The[B] fuck[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=Tretot;44159670]If I'm not careful, my testicles can exit their nut sack and go up to my pelvis, I don't do this willingly because of the chances of becoming sterile, and also the feeling of your balls empty is fucking nuts!
haha! :([/QUOTE]
i have this very same thing.
:(
I have Atychiphobia- the fear of failure. I hate when I screw up and I have a hard time accepting it, especially when it comes to grades
I can solve the rubiks cube
[QUOTE=tigge;44158456]I give away too much money.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1364222&p=43912617&viewfull=1#post43912617]I know what you mean.[/url]
I used to be homophobic when I was younger and now I'm gay :V
The homophobia derived from a very conservative christian upbringing. It was kind of funny how often I looked at gay porn but was in denial...
I can code a bit of Cascading Style Sheet.
Edit : How is this funny...?
My entire family is ridiculously homophobic, but I don't remember that I ever was. Maybe when I was 12 or younger, I 'unno.
[url="http://www.youtube.com/user/Dota2sounds/videos"]Dota2sounds is my channel[/url]. Many people wanted to buy the account or make partnership. I even got threats and insults from Dota2Cinema when I uploaded first few videos because Dota 2 was under NDA. Funnily enough, it was lifted the day after. Then "open" beta happened and nobody cared anymore.
I understood German perfectly few years ago and I was decent at speaking it. I was in fact in top 4 in my school. Only because I watched German television from age 0 to 14 and nothing else.
Today I still understand when someone speaks German, but I can't even say simple shit like "Where do you live?". Really disappointing
The game I played the most when I was a kid was CoD2 multiplayer and only Search&Destroy(no respawn gamemodes4lyfe). I was first 99% of the time with at least 2.0 kdr. I have no idea how, but I was fucking amazing. Today I'm pretty much the worst at FPS out of all of my irl friends and only gold nova master in CS:GO
Huge part of my childhood was spent in an abandoned nuclear shelter. It was untouched, there were shitload of tools, gas masks, beds, dinamos etc. inside. 3 out of 5 friends religiously bought coke cans every time we went there. There were(and probably still are) 500+ fricking cans in it. We knew the exact number back then, but no one knows anymore. It's a beautiful sight.
Somehow they found out we were spending time in there(somebody probably heard us) so they locked the only possible entry and every other padlock was changed with a fucking huge one. The place is enormous and it's(obviously)pitch dark, we know for a fact that they never entered the shelter because we would be in huge trouble.
I still visit the entrance few times a year when I go out with a friend that I'm still in touch with, but it's still locked with the same padlock.
Oh and my writing in Croatian(mother language) is worse than my English writing BY FAR. You know those people on Facebook that don't know the difference between there, their, they're, you're, your and you wonder how they can be so dumb? Well, that's me but with Croatian instead.
Also my thoughts are always in English for some reason
[QUOTE=Stargatius;44163936]I can code a bit of Cascading Style Sheet.[/QUOTE]
I can code the remaining bit.
I was born with an abnormally long tongue, I talk strange because of it.
I tend to overworry about things like starting at a new job (haven't slept much the past 8 days because of this, despite my new job going great)
I've got at least 50 scars over my body, only two were self-inflicted and in those cases they were purely accidental. Burn scars, surgical scars, stab-wound scars, being sliced to the bone scars, you name it, I probably have it on me somewhere.
I had so many ear infections as a kid, even my eardrums are scarred. Thankfully the only extent of the damage seems to be me having a hard time understanding lyrics in a song, or people on the phone.
I have a visible blueish vein underneath the corner of my right eye that extends downwards, becoming more and more visible every year. At this rate I'm gonna end up looking sorta like Walton Simons from Deus Ex.
I can pick things up and open doors with my feet.
Despite being an open book and generally being friendly, I have a hard time making friends and get incredibly nervous when strangers talk to me.
My backbone is naturally insanely flexible, I can control it as if it were fluid as water. Even folding myself in half requires no effort on my part.
I've saved my mom's life twice, and my middle brother's life once.
I look younger than I actually am.
I almost never get sick, but when I do it's always something serious.
I have wet dreams way more than most people. I have them at least 2 times a month, and it's awful having your sleep ruined over it.
I denied being gay till about age 19 where I finally accepted it. Life's been much better since.
I am completely normal aside from besides being the only left handed member of my family for three generations, you people make me sad to be me.
-Used to be extremely racist, but stopped. Have a black friend now too, dunno why I was so racist back then though.
-Used to be homophobic, but stopped am now gay. Probably due to a religious family, but I never followed the religion.
-Have traveled a lot. Been to each state in the southern part of the US, and traveled to New York as well. Plan to travel out of the US when I leave High School with family.
-Movie fanatic, have a collectors edition for most of my favorite movies, including the Alien series where I got the blu ray set for a lot of money.
-Never once been able to truly smile, or be out of depression. Fuckin' sucks.
[QUOTE=Blueplastic;44164575]Also my thoughts are always in English for some reason[/QUOTE]
You're slowly and steadily becoming British.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
Apparently I have elongated lungs which means I shouldn't smoke or some shit, so I don't. So yeah
I am mildly famous on a rhythm game called osu! For being one of the forefront leaders of taiko mapping as well as one of the best US players, which has led me to play in every single tournament they've had thus far. The farthest my team ever got was fourth :(.
I gave away 250$ of TF2 items just because I love people. Also given away around 50$ of dota 2 stuff but not quite as impressive.
I had a girlfriend for 2 years who cheated on me with a guy who went on to abuse her (not fun, fucked up, I hope retribution comes to fruition one day and she'll be ok. Im sincerely concerned because she's still with him.)
I was the smartest kid at the school till some others actually started trying this year, my senior year. Im not mad about it but my mom who works there certainly is.
I play guitar by ear rather than being able to read it or comprehend it.
I am really bad at dota 2.
My best friends are all gay and im pansexual. My parents are hardcore conservative christians. If they knew any of this, I would be kicked out.
I am extremely generous and would probably buy a good friend anything they could want if it would make them happy. This is a bad thing sometimes.
I cannot control my anger and I might be bipolar, but i'm the nicest person in the world :(
my penis is 5.9" long
I can produce squeak sounds with my mouth and make it sound like there's a bird somewhere without even opening my mouth or moving my lips.
I fooled my boss where I used to work for three years that there was a bird nest at the work place. He even tried to find it one day by having a step latter same place where I usually worked at.
[QUOTE=Sio;44165683]my penis is 5.9" long[/QUOTE]
Mine is 8", we should no homo sword fight some time.
[QUOTE=Griffalo;44163813]I can solve the rubiks cube[/QUOTE]
Funny you bring this up, my sister bought me a 4x4x4 cube today, and I've solved it a total of 3 times! Rubik's cubes are fun and addicting once you do it one time.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44165945]Mine is 8", we should no homo sword fight some time.[/QUOTE]
Mine is a dagger with 500% bleed damage
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44165588]You're slowly and steadily becoming British.
One of us. One of us. One of us.[/QUOTE]
what's it like being 6'9"
woops quoted the wrong post but w/e
I'm left handed.
It gets kind of annoying when the edge of my hand is just coated in pencil smudges when drawing.
also my hands are always cold when I'm on the computer i have no idea why, it feels really restricted when I play CS:GO due to my movement feeling really slow. So to prevent this I always bring a large cup of tea when I play a competitive match to help keep my hands warm. Anyone else have this problem? My room could be awfully warm and yet my hands will still feel freezing.
I also have a scar right above my eye, I'm so thankful that I didn't lose my eyeball.
[editline]8th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Animosus;44123648][URL="https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31/1557344_10201432880404016_931959794_o.jpg"]My eye colours[/URL](Yeah terrible picture)
I can't drive an automatic car, no matter what I do. Yet, I can drive a manual with ease.
I had never seen another state in Australia until this year, yet I have been to the USA, UK, Europe and Asia.
Can't handwrite.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had eye colours that were different. I always liked how it looked on people.
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;44166979]I'm left handed.
It gets kind of annoying when the edge of my hand is just coated in pencil smudges when drawing.
also my hands are always cold when I'm on the computer i have no idea why, it feels really restricted when I play CS:GO due to my movement feeling really slow. So to prevent this I always bring a large cup of tea when I play a competitive match to help keep my hands warm. Anyone else have this problem? My room could be awfully warm and yet my hands will still feel freezing.
I also have a scar right above my eye, I'm so thankful that I didn't lose my eyeball.
[editline]8th March 2014[/editline]
I wish I had eye colours that were different. I always liked how it looked on people.[/QUOTE]Yeah my hands do this aswell. It's like there's no blood going there or some shit it's just freezing. Rest of my body is aight. It's shitty.
[QUOTE=RobyYe;44167132]Yeah my hands do this aswell. It's like there's no blood going there or some shit it's just freezing. Rest of my body is aight. It's shitty.[/QUOTE]
I got this too. My seat was too low so when I rested my wrist on my desk to use the mouse, it was pushing down on the veins. I raised my chair up a bit and now my hands don't get cold.
Round two:
I speak in Third Person a lot
I run almost everywhere
The one time I went Skiing I handled it like a pro (My nickname was 'Butter' though, damn Italians :v:)
I've never had a proper employment before
My handwriting is shit because I always rushed to go use the computer during early schooling years
I am actually wearing ladies underwear
I've been wearing glasses since I was 3 months old
I've never left Australia, I've left my home state of Queensland 3 times, two was in New South Wales, one was in the ACT
I walk with my feet facing outwards because of the way I was born, I can turn my feet to nearly 180 degrees (doing this frequently causes long term damage)
My legs can nearly go behind my head but I fear if I did that I'd seriously fuck myself up
I one day hope I can go around the world and see everything that there is to see
In my spare time I write scripts for future series that I think of when I'm alone
I shook Prince Charles' hand
[QUOTE=Alixandah;44169412]I shook Prince Charles' hand[/QUOTE]
I shoot Tony Abbot's hand
Wait eww
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;44123590]I'm super flexible and could probably do some freaky shit in bed.[/QUOTE]
Me too, I can go into the splits (both box and scissors), get both legs behind my head (personally it think this looks hilarious) and I'm currently perfecting my wineglass (when you're standing on one leg and get your other leg against your ear)
Up for some contortionist romance? We can be a pretzel.
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