Fun facts about yourself - General

I'm a perfectionist. I'm never satisfied with my own work.

[QUOTE=Ganix565;44166963]what's it like being 6'9" woops quoted the wrong post but w/e[/QUOTE] I have to special order most of my pants and duck in some doorways. Otherwise it's okay.

I am really afraid of getting into fights because I am not exactly a figther and I am also a huge pussy so I would probably start crying and humiliate myself.

I am horribly vague whenever I give an answer. I cannot play MOBA games at all, I'm terrible at RTS as well. I have tinnitus. During high school I learned to speak Italian, now I can only remember colors in Italian. I used to be depressive during my teenage years, now I'm very much an optimist. Over my lifetime I have had three different dads. (biological, adoptive, and stepfather.) To continue with the above, I have a biological brother who I have never met. I can't swim. In addition I am terribly afraid of drowning.

I can solve a rubik's cube in under 40 seconds I suppose that's a fun fact? I'm a pretty boring person

Sometimes i wish i worked at R*

I marched in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2013 I play Clarinet I've never been called Squidward from the above fact The only time I ever buy DLC is in a Season Pass or it's a Rockstar Game expansion.

I've had a shit in the United Nations HQ (Not on the floor) My piss isn't acidic I've met Jerry Springer My job title is Customer Sales Assistant and Ammuntions Specialist

I have a neat collection of graphic novels/comic books. I'm attracted to girls, but the only internet porn I like is transsexual porn. I'm distantly related to Winston Churchill. I work at Taco Bell and if you come off as a really nice customer, I'll give you free drinks or something like that.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;44174594] I'm distantly related to Winston Churchill.[/QUOTE] I'm in related to the Wright brothers somehow (of course I'm not a descendant, don't think they had children)

I have three nipples.

Gonna need proof for scien-fuck it, i just wanna see.

I read and mostly understood the majority of the encarta article on quantum mechanics when I was in the fifth grade.

I'm an asshole.

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I can lick the bottom of my nose.

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I once Broke my leg while trying to suck my own penis.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;44174594] I'm attracted to girls, but the only internet porn I like is transsexual porn. [/QUOTE] Yeah nah

[QUOTE=JudgeDredd;44175827]I once Broke my leg while trying to suck my own penis.[/QUOTE] if i could buy you a title

Not me, but my Dad. He was born premature with a condition that had his air tube in his body going into his stomach and stomach tube going into his lungs. He had to go into extensive surgery to get it fixed up, and it just so happens that during that year in 1970, the technology had just cleared the way for him to be saved. There were so much scars on him he looked like the frankenstein monster. [editline]9th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Hole;44175926]if i could buy you a title[/QUOTE] [editline]9th March 2014[/editline] done

just got back from the kendrick lamar concert shit was booooooooomb i guess that wasn't a fun fact so here's a few: -my friend has a facebook status with 1.1 million comments and counting (it's kinda like a private discussion thread or something) [IMG]http://puu.sh/7oGY3/7b7901ac7a.png[/IMG] -i used to be addicted to cough drops

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44174806]Gonna need proof for scien-fuck it, i just wanna see.[/QUOTE] This can be arranged.

I was able to lock my dad out of his computer at the age of 3. He didn't have the password window open or anything. I had a history of doing this [I]multiple times[/I], and leaving stupid messages for him in Word with the WordArt. Also, everyone tells me I was reading way at like a second grade level in kindergarten, and everyone's moms were making me read off their shirts back then. The teachers liked to experiment with how well I could read while other kids were doing other things. I was born with asthma, but as time passed my lungs became normal. Every year of elementary school, my P.E. teachers wouldn't let me participate at the beginning of the year and wouldn't accept my explanations that everything was fine and that it was clearly impossible for me to outgrow asthma. I hate driving. Part of it is because other people on the road are terrible and part of it is because I am terrible myself. I'm getting the hang of it, though, and it's smoothing out, but my point still stands. A week ago someone ran me off the road without braking or anything and with his horn pressed the entire time. I'm convinced that my brother and I would have been seriously injured if I hadn't hit the sidewalk like I did. Back in the second grade (2002) I had this insane obsession with ROM emulation and ROM hacks, I began my messing around in Photoshop in the fourth grade (2004), I started my work as an electronic producer in fifth grade (2005), I had my first website in seventh grade (2007), and since then I've just worked on all kinds of zany projects off to the side. Right now, I'm trying to get into 3D modelling which isn't proving to be too easy because screw texturing. My entire life I've had a huge connection with technology. It's always been my life in this boiling lava hot city with not much to do. My career choices are all just what I like to do and what I have been doing for forever. All of elementary school I was afraid of getting anything lower than a C because I felt I would get in huge trouble with my parents, so I [I]literally[/I] cried over C's. It was craziness. Then middle school happened and I just absolutely stopped caring whatsoever. Since middle school I've pretty much leveled out. In the first grade I pulled the fire alarm and boy was that hilarious in hindsight. I'm half-Mexican, half-white. I'm in Las Vegas and I used to stick out like a sore thumb in my first 9 years of public education. Most of the people I knew in 1st-9th grade were either Mexican or Black, but it's not like I wasn't sociable. Although, there were some of the MAXIMUM-CHOLO types that got on me for not being a "real Mexican", but oh well. Also, the Spanish I know is from Spanish II honors and would make me sound more white than if I just spoke English. Speaking of race, my entire family has every single race in it. Most people imagine me to have a white family, and hilariously enough I shocked the hell out of one of my friends when we Skyped and I was surrounded by nothing but black people. Also: I have a thing for all girls, but especially black girls. I'm not sure why that is. (nor am I able to comprehend why some people refuse to date a particular race) Back when I was in Kindergarten I asked my mom loads of questions like, "What if everything is just in my head and nothing is real?" and "Is God actually real or is everyone just pretending? I don't get it." I'm still a relentlessly questioning skeptical ass, so not much has changed! [editline]9th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Ganix565;44178099]-i used to be addicted to cough drops[/QUOTE] Out of curiosity, what got you hooked, what were the side-effects, and did you have any problems with like withdrawal or anything?

i'm not entirely sure what caused it, but i just felt like eating cough drops one day so i got some, and after a period of regular consumption i found that i would get sweaty and anxious when i didn't have any on-hand i didn't notice any side-effects, and i'm not entirely sure what the side-effects of menthol are, even though i ate a few packs a day luckily my parents caught on and stopped it before it became a super worrisome thing; i was able to quit it without much hassle. after a short time of being off of them, everything was back to normal.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that around when I was 2-3 yrs old, I would stick keys into electrical sockets. I loved the buzz it gave me for the first few times, but I quit after it started to scare me that my vision went all blurry and shaky when I did it.

I get tons of mouth ulcers when I'm even a tiny bit stressed about something. I once got a huge ulcer on the side of my tongue so that I couldn't talk or eat in one and a half weeks. I might have a picture of it ...

I share a birthday with Bob Ross and Dan Casellaneta. Nothing else that interesting about me.

I've been making chiptunes for 7 years and I still don't know a thing about music theory. [editline]10th March 2014[/editline] I once drew a photorealistic penis from memory and proudly showed it to my brother.

I do not get hurt from heat which is REALLY scares me. Sometime my hand got burned from fire and did not notice until I saw.