Post your Weird Habits - General

I nearly always carry a comb in my pocket even though I never hardly use it

When I'm drunk I always end up chewing on the cork, or the screw cap, or the bottle cap of whatever I'm drinking. I'm told that doing this once prevented this a fight at a party. Apparently one guy was off hit tits and acting all aggressive till I stumbled into the room, gave him a death glare for no reason then spat a lump of metal at his shoe.

Everything I touch has to be touched last with my left hand. And it has to be touched either 4, 8, 16, 32 etc. times.

I only masturbate with my left hand. But I'm right handed.

[QUOTE=TheTailor25;37675022]I only masturbate with my left hand. But I'm right handed.[/QUOTE] holy shit and I thought I was the only one doing that

[QUOTE=TheTailor25;37675022]I only masturbate with my left hand. But I'm right handed.[/QUOTE] Have you tried the sleeping beauty?

I eat kiwis like apples.

I know it's not a habit, but I think garlic smells wonderful

The first thing i do when i get home from school is take my socks off, only to put them back on again ten minutes later. I dont have any specific reason, i just do it.

I love the smell of gasoline, and I always get out of the car at a gas station just to smell it.

I shake like a dog when I get out of the shower

I play Wii

I have to be chewing on something while I'm idle.

Tearing off my toenails while trying to fall asleep Biting my finger nails when I'm nervous Sitting in awkward positions (my chair broke because of this :/)

Taking a dump naked.

Sometimes when I'm bored and riding in some vehicle like a car or an airplane, I imagine that I'm giving tours of the future to famous people from the past with my internal monologue. Like scientists and inventors and shit. I try to figure out what would freak out or amaze someone from that time period. If anything it makes me appreciative of how much cool shit we have today.

I keep on putting things in my mouth that don't fit whenever I'm at my computer desk, and it makes my lips stretch out into weird ass shapes.

[QUOTE]I only masturbate with my left hand. But I'm right handed.[/QUOTE] It's probably because you have to use the mouse with your right hand.

I eat the rings from cola bottles. And collect them too. They prevent me from getting bored. [QUOTE][IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/80170680/facepunch/IMAG0384.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I wipe any dust on my computer/ computer accessories and Whenever my monitor is off and There is smudges on it that I cant get off I go crazy and wipe it a dozen times with a microfiber cloth while at the same time making these ungodly noises and looking at my monitor from different angles to see if i can see the smudges and I sometimes dust out my computer when I don't even need to

If I'm idle too long I'll start beatboxing

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;37686568]I keep on putting things in my mouth that don't fit whenever I'm at my computer desk, and it makes my lips stretch out into weird ass shapes.[/QUOTE] I have this SAME habit. You got ADHD too bro. It's a symptom of it.

I like to tickle myself for no apparent reason.

I sometimes refer to people as "man," regardless of gender.

I bite the insides of my lips all the time. It's like I'm challenging myself to go deeper. It's a right bastard though, cause I have sore lips all the time and when I eat spicy shit it kills.

I'm goddamn hammering the agree rating here. Didn't know the sheer volume of people as twitchy and fidgety and orally-fixated as me puttered around these parts.

i sit in a sort of a squatting position evey now and then when im in private

I dilute Coca-Cola. I find I enjoy it a lot better with water.

I like to eat bacon bits with a little dash of vinegar.

Drinking my own blood, or other peoples but well.. they usually wont let me.