Ethan went easy on the elephant because elephants hate turtles.
Sir, you boast your rapscallion ways too oft.
Dinosaurs R cool
I can't do it.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;19287193]If Youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically, you wouldn't constantly run across folks today who claim that "a child don't know anything." A child's brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult's act, and figuring out its purport.
Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturally, only of play. But many a form of play contains disciplinary factor. "You can't do this," or "that puts out out," shows a child that it must think, practically, or fail. Now, if, throughout childhood, a brain has no opposition, it is plain that it will attain a position of "status quo," as with our ordinary animals. Man knows not why a cow, dog, or lion was not born with a brain on a par with ours; why such animals cannot add, subtract, or obtain from books and schooling, that paramount position which Man Holds today.
But a human brain is not in that class. Constantly throbbing and pulsating, it rapidly forms opinions; attaining an ability of its own; a fact which is startlingly shown by an occasional child "prodigy" in music or school work. And as, with our dumb animals, a child's inability convincingly to impart its thoughts to us, should not class it as ignorant.
Upon this basis I am going to show you how a bunch of bright young folks did find a champion; a man with boys and girls of his own; a man of so dominating and happy individuality that Youth is drawn to him as is a fly to a sugar bowl. It is a story about a small town. It is not a gossipy yarn; nor is it a dry, monotonous account, full of such customary "fill-ins" as "romantic moonlight casting murky shadows down a long, winding country road." Nor will it say anything about tinklings lulling distant folds; robins carolling at twilight, nor any "warm glow of lamplight" from a cabin window. No. It is an account of up-and-doing activity; a vivid portrayal of Youth as it is today; and a practical discarding of that worn-out notion that "a child don't know anything."
Now, any author, from history's dawn, always had that most important aid to writing:—an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography.
I shall act as a sort of historian for this small town; associating with its inhabitants, and striving to acquaint you with its youths, in such a way that you can look, knowingly, upon any child, rich or poor; forward or "backward;" your won, or John Smith's, in your community. You will find many young minds aspiring to know how, and WHY such a thing is so. And if a child shows curiosity in that way, how ridiculous it is for to snap out:—
"Oh! Don't ask about things too old for you!"
Such a jolt to a young child's mind, craving instruction, is apt so to dull its avidity, as to hold it back in its school work. Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain. It must grow to maturity slowly. Forcing a child through school by constant night study during hours in which it should run and play, can bring on insomnia; handicapping both brain and body.
Now this small town in our story had grown in just that way:—slowly; in fact, much too slowly to stand on a par with many a thousand of its kind in this big, vigorous nation of ours. It was simply...[/QUOTE]
:aaaaa:
This is ridiculous. The thought that an individual would conform to your notion is simply absurd.
got it,not too hard
This is just fucking nuts.
This is not hard.
i poop too much,so much that it hurts my anus,i should go to a butt doctor and show my butt to him or my butt will still hurt a lot.
i win
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[QUOTE=Asaratha;19291368]Wow, this thrad is asy i man, all you have to do is r[B][U]e[/U][/B]mov an it's not that complicatd but fac[B][B]e[U][B][/B][/U][/B][/B]punch dosn't hav an in it, holy shit my Firfox is going batshit insan becaus of ths splling rrors[/QUOTE]
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remov
facepunch
This is ea-
Okay, gue-
god dammit this is re-
FUCKING STOP IT THIS IS GET-
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
[QUOTE=AlexGT;31855057]This is ea-
Okay, gue-
god dammit this is re-
FUCKING STOP IT THIS IS GET-
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT[/QUOTE]
you win a drink
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oh look i did it again
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and again
Allow my individual mind to simply push forward this thought; you, sir, do not fully know what our grammar is apt of. In fact, you do not fully distinguish our common knowing of jargon that is natural to our forum. Good day, sir.
Most popl on Youtub talk lik this.
Why would I do this?
This is not hard. What is wrong with you all?
a man looks at his buddy and says"i just took a shit"
his companion says"cool bro can i fuck you?"
our shitting protagonist says "totally bro do my tight ass"
his buddy fucks his ass as hard as a walrus tusck stabs it's rival walrus
both humans spoon uniting dick and ass
our protagonist says"now i'll fuck your ass"
his ass buddy says"okay"
our protagonist shouts"oh your ass is so tight oh god I'm cumming"
cum bursts from his dick in a giant cum-storm "
cum similar to milk from a cow tit as it squirts
gay story i win
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that was ontopic so ha
fuk da polic[h2]e[/h2]
Long word chains can be 37 words long? :v:
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;31855473]Long word chains can be 37 words long? :v:[/QUOTE]
yup
[QUOTE=chicken spears;31855506]yup[/QUOTE]
Hm. That's not old to this guy.
I don't know what to say.
why bump this shit, nimrod?
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;31855652]why bump this shit, nimrod?[/QUOTE]
You did too.
I could do this shit all day. I could just go on typing long paragraphs of words without failing. But, if you look at this paragraph, you may ask "Why would you want to do this?" And I will say, "It just shows why having a vast word bank to pick from is so important."
In conclusion, it's not hard to avoid using a particular phonic, just pick various words that can form a similar indication of what you would want to say.
This isn't as hard as it looks.
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