Original text:
"This was never funny to begin with."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"It's very fun."
[quote]Original text:
"vive el presidente"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The life, I... - To stop him."
[/quote]
Yandex has become a rebel.
[QUOTE]He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a FUNNY FACE[/QUOTE]
to
[QUOTE]"The lack of style, No thanks, interesting people in Africa."[/QUOTE]
dude
no
Original text:
[i]"You're a big guy. For you."[/i]
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[i]"You're a good man. You can do this."[/i]
[QUOTE][B]Original text:[/B]
[I]"Great thread. Shows us all why you shouldn't actually learn any foreign languages, but just rely on internet translators instead."[/I]
[B]...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/B]
[I]" Most electrical energy. No need to learn foreign languages, registered in this country, but it depends on the company, on the Internet."[/I][/QUOTE]
great
[quote]Original text:
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"English, motherfucker! You said that you were a dog? "[/quote]
How's that for a plot twist.
[quote]Original text:
"And dan was boobies."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"And on his face. "
[/quote]
[quote]Original text:
"But who was phone?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"However, the phone, isn't it? "[/quote]
[quote]
Original text:
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"But soft, light in the window? The east and, of course, at the end of the day!!!"
[/quote]
[quote]Original text:
"I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tight than a motherfucker with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the motherfucking Compton streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number one song after number one song Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin' Now she's suing 'cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short So now she's takin' me to court It's real conversation for your ass So recognize and pass to Daz"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Yes, Eric Wright in the head, I don't know. But in the last night of love. Naughty Woman. This Compton city. Deep In The Butt... The Ball Of Gold. I wish there's a lot of money in your pocket. Bitch, I don't care about). But wait, biċċa white trash (recycle bin). I just stupid, or both. Two, I don't think so. So, in this case, it can help I don't know. Very warm, very, very few, and they were on the road, I don't know. The second direction-take me to court. This is perfect for you. Drugs to forget. "[/quote]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I have important things I should be doing. Why am I spending my valuable time shitting around on forums? What am I doing with my life? Who are you people? What is the meaning of life? And why are there strawberries on my nipples?"
...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"There's a lot more important. The reason why it is very important to fight here? What is life: who are you? What is the meaning of life? Because the strawberry in my mind;"[/QUOTE]
[quote]
Original text:
"Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten"
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The Jews, except ausrotten "
[/quote]
[quote]Original text:
"It's been weeks since last time i came, i can't stop cumming, i can't stop cumming. It's draining me i have no energy, i can't stop busting, i can't stop busting. Could you help me please, don't look at me. Before my face i'm cumming all over place."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"When was the last time that purpura'lin a week, but I don't want to go back to work, I may be wrong, but I'm saying that you don't have the courage, you can stop the invasion, so, please, help me to go to-and."
[/quote]
[quote]
Original text:
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Actually, there are many secrets!!! However, too!"
[/quote]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I am drunk"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You, in fact, "[/QUOTE]
Original text: Well met, my man
10 translations later: My husband, you know
[B]Original text:[/B]
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
[B]...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/B]
" Kit,black"
[QUOTE]hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m[/QUOTE]
"Hi every1, they!!!!!!! Continue tomorrow morning, my name is Kate, but you can call me t3h PeNgU1N from d00m!!!!!!!! Haha...you will find that it is very random.!!!! So I came here, 2 familiar casual mg, intended...13(I am Mature, I am 4 years, and that's a fact!!) I like what I see, 2 until the winter of m/my girlfreind(twice if you want it to M/our favorite TV show!!! bcuz its so random.!!!! She accidentally 2,of course, but I need 2 random people.=) as they say, interesting.!!!! Haha...neways I hope 2 meters friend, very commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- I take a shower, random, basically, how it works? Actually...!!!!! I love pancakes. t3h PeNgU1N from d00m"
[Quote]
Original text:
"Praise the sun!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is not a problem! Today!"
[/Quote]
Well, it really IS no problem to praise the sun today. But oh well.
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I could eat a knob at night."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"We see today."[/QUOTE]
Is... is that a reply?
[QUOTE]"It's like a pylon."[/QUOTE]
...
[QUOTE]"To the tree."[/QUOTE]
[quote]Original text:
"You're a fucking bloody twat."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Now there's no place to go."
[/quote]
At some point it was also talking about cats.
[B]The Prince's waist, the air (Fresh prince of Bel-Air)[/B]
This is the story. My life turned upside down. I want time The world Bank I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called spinal air.
In West Philadelphia born and raised Platform, where we spent the majority of my days. Cold to relax, cool down. All images small global school. When a few people, does not seem good. He began to work hard in my area. I bought a little, mom to worry. He said he will come aunt and uncle on the cross in the air.
I beseech thee, o God. However, in my hand, let me go. He kissed me and then she gave me my ticket. I put the Walkman say die.
The first hour is not so bad. I drank a glass of orange juice, a glass of champagne. In addition, in the region of the air? Well it could be good.
But wait, I feel like this class and all This is the place where you put this game in cats? I don't think so. You see,when I get there. I hope you're ready for the Prince's waist, the air.
The plane landed and when I This is my girl, she saw a policeman standing there with my name. I try to be more... - I already use a maximum speed of lightning.
I whistled for a taxi and when he came Obviously, new and dice in the mirror. If there is anything that I can say that this house has very little But I մտածեցի. Don't forget that I came home spine, the air.
Went there 7 or 8 I say, I want to buy this house, the smell of the corn V after It Seemed Kingdom Finally, I'll be there. Sitting on my throne, the Prince of the air in the spine.
[quote]I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called spinal air.[/quote]
lost it
[QUOTE][B]Original text:[/B]
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."
[B]...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/B]
"I'm sexy and sure attack helicopters. Because I am the man of your dreams, the height of the field to remove hot glue stressed foreigners. People say that we, the people, the helicopter is not possible, I'm fucking retard, but I don't think it's normal. I'm a plastic surgeon, established in rotation of the blades 30 mm cannon and AMG-114 missiles, my body. Now, I think I received a phone call, Apache and respect for the right to kill and kill unnecessary. If You do not agree with my heliphobe and you want the car, thank you for Your understanding."[/QUOTE]
[quote]Original text:
"i hate the color black"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I like the color black."[/quote]
[QUOTE=Mike16112;46966860]Fresh Prince theme[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;LMkJuDVJdTw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkJuDVJdTw[/video]
Original text:
"Fuck you, Hank."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"One,Hank."
And something longer
Original text:
"BREAD, SHE SCREAMED, BREAD EVERYWHERE!! BREAD UPON BREAD, WITHIN BREAD, A NEW CIVILIZATION BUILT UPON A FOUNDATION OF BREAD, LOVERS, MASTERS, GIVERS, WORKERS, THE FAILINGS AND CRIMES AND HUBRIS OF HUMANITY. WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH, THE POPULACE DEMAND"
...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Bread, wine, they are everywhere!!!! Bread, bread, bread, a new culture, bread-lovers, artists, people can work, mistakes, forgiveness, honor, and humanity. If it's not big enough to require"
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