Original text:
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Hitler was there."
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I am who I am."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"My brother"[/QUOTE]
[quote]Original text:
"All your base are belong to us."
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"All your base are belong to us."[/quote]
Damn. And it even fixed the grammar for a while in the middle of the process, saying "All your bases belong to us."
Original text:
"REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck "
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Fried, baked, remove from Turkey, Turk idiot you are the Turk, biological chemistry. croatioa returning to its Croatia olkəmizə that his cousin zoo..... . 哈哈哈哈哈 in Bosnia we will never forgeve partisan fucking asshole. "
[QUOTE]"I always grab my dick when an earthquake happened. Then, my hand automatically strokes dick. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I've always been a bird, when an earthquake TP spare parts and consumables, natural big dick video world, I believe that this type of fear."[/QUOTE]
Original text:
"One can't simply pull everything to create a world from their own head. How do you find the information you need? Have you recently found any good books purely for research? Or do you find it all online?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The best information, so you can create a world in my head, can't get rid of it, isn't it? Not ready for this,I know that this is a good book. On the Internet, I think, what is it? "
Actually, text 2 sounds like the ramblings of a insane person :tinfoil:
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Hey guys, It's me, Tom Dobson. I am a shitty artist who cannot improve. I push away all criticism so that my sheep will stroke my ego. "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Dobson,we are sheep, and I need to check artist,coach and Chairman of the Board of directors and professional. [/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C40QtVj.png[/IMG]
Well that solves that
"Back against the wall and odds
With the strength of a will and a cause
Your pursuits are called outstanding
You're emotionally complex
Against the grain of dystopic claims
Not the thoughts your actions entertain
And you have proved to be"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"So the walls and features.
With the power of prayer.
Your goal, and that's a good name.
Emotional depth.
The dark water.
Wait, I don't think I And"
I am going to start shitposting on steam with this, it almost made my friend commit suicide
Polish national anthem
"Poland What is our lives.
If this is the element most likely in the united States.
God March, March, Adele Park.
Poland,Italy, in the plan.
Now Every day until the end.
The river and go.
For our needs.
Napoleon is an example.
We can do this. ...
What Czarniecki Poznan
After the defeat of Sweden.
In an effort to save the world.
The surface of the sea.
We can do this. ...
My father cry.
I said, guitar
You know, I think.
Media tarabans."
[QUOTE]Original text:
"When I was young me and my mama had beef Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool with the big boys, breakin all the rules I shed tears with my baby sister Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell Huggin on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day And runnin from the police, that's right Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside And even as a crack fiend, mama You always was a black queen, mama I finally understand for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man You always was committed A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it There's no way I can pay you back But the plan is to show you that I understand You are appreciated"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"When I was a child, my mother. In the industry for sixteen years. But I never feel like a man. Għadhom tumor cancer cells, because to live prinjat. After school, I went home, I'm an idiot. In the hands of who wants to win all the books, was a great man, B. dmugħ your eyes. For many years, with other kids, that's not normal. My father and I put the barrel. If something happens Damn, I reminice. It's a shop, but... Who'd have thought? It's not a punishment, as you can see, I can't say... The police,but ISIS My mom is on my ass reading about strategy. Mother with my coffee. Black is the Queen's mother. And, finally, to understand. Women, just to make sure... And I still have to do Poor Mom, tell me how this helps you. Don't need to pay? But the plan, as I understand it. This calculation "[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"In the West Filadelfja born and raised in I spent most of my life in the game. But this is Max, calm down, everything is fine. In high school, basketball and archery. If a large number of people. The problem."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"My mother once fucked a duck hard in the anal cavity"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Hard, oral sex, Anal desire "[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What do you think, as I said, this woman? In this case, first I want to say that I think that bin Laden, al-Qaeda on the Internet, a lot of crimes., If it is, also, involved in more than 300 people. Kill It is in the world with best-in-רכזת. c. The army is only one of the goals, I'm the only one in the world.This word is very clear on the Internet, in this case, you should talk about me, I think I should stay away, if the secrets of the spy network, we are talking about the United States. IP in real time, and you're done. The world (cable) storm. The storm is the worst time in my life, in battle, she is dead, she is crazy, the maximum My back, but in the hands of the d-I can't kill you?.Just to practice martial arts, but also in the marina,it is necessary to make that sad boy, a bike, I want to remove.If it is something beautiful, a wise man, who knows, maybe your lips are closed, but I don't know...dar. ngħid, this is the price you pay, it is in good shape. All the hate, and the region in times of crisis, not dead,my dear. "[/QUOTE]
[quote=Original]I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater[/quote]
[quote=Mangled Translation]Also, the snake that ate a lot-I have a dream.[/quote]
It was Martin Luther King Jr. all along!
"Anal desire" would be a great steam nickname
I would totaly take it, if it wasn't for the fact that I have my dad on my friendlist
Your mod is awful, please kill youself
We thank You, and I want to kill you, frozen Minister.
inputing the lyrics of the spongebob theme song
[QUOTE]"Hong Kong is back! A playground for the black children that live under the sea! Gold belt, this is a delicate matter. sponge bob square pants! If you want to, it is very fun when jaqa find Squarepantd sponge, salt, fish, bob!"[/QUOTE]
"The Thunder can't stop Lebron."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The Sensor eggs that do not stop."
[QUOTE] "No - we don't know how to make water."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"No, a little water, we don't know what it is." [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] "And if you see doctor Breen, tell him I said "Fuck you!""
...6 translations later, SDL gives us:
"And when she eats it Cooked it to the end that it sees, it says it that I said that the Lives! " [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Weren't we supposed to have an actual conversation here?[/QUOTE]
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[QUOTE]This is a true story.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe, or we are not; both are equally terrifying."[/QUOTE]
...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[QUOTE]"Two options exist: are we alone in this world, or in the united States, both were terrible."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Put your cock in my moist asshole. Fuck my cunt with your rock hard dick, and finger my fuckhole until I bleed. Shoot your hot load down my throat. Make me gag on your sperm.[/QUOTE]
. . .becomes. . .
[QUOTE]When he pulled his dick from my ass,wet shit, poppy, hard rock him a little wave when she was still bleeding heat and pressure, like an orgasm.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46955530][/QUOTE]
I got
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Hitler was there."
[/QUOTE]
And I got:
[quote]
Original text:
"The train now approaching platform 2 does not stop here. Please stand well clear of the edge of platform 2."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The train Station is close 2 where,2 job, you can stay on the edge." [/quote]
"I find you very attractive."
+ 43 translations =
"I think it's good."
original:
an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by an external force
43 translations later:
"If you or,if this is outside the power of this campaign is the only one, if you want to use. "
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glar"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Yes, we can say that the beginning of the first plane in accordance with, and proud to pay tribute to Twilight, the last big? The volume of the column and the bright star at the present time يا wall, we can see how brave I see? And the rockets red glar,"[/QUOTE]
10/10 Would sing again.
Edit:
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I hate everyone and want to blow up the world"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Peace, good luck,anything you want you love "[/QUOTE]
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