[QUOTE=credesniper;27591483]I beat my record distance on my unicycle. That's the highlight of my weekend.
It saddens me, and gives me great pleasure at the same time. The majority of my friends who are younger than me drink, and I'm not of legal age. They have fun, but I've made a commitment not to drink until 21. If I joined them, would I be happier?[/QUOTE]
Depends really, I've been told that I give people a good laugh when I'm drunk.
Okay, I feel like participating in this thread.
Well, when I was 15 there was this girl, she was fucking beautiful, one day I decided to grow the fuck up and ask her out, she said yes. After was started dating for a few weeks I noticed she wasn't at school. I called her parents and asked them if anything happened, she had broken her leg so being a good guy, I get her flowers, her favorite candy and go visit her. But thats were shit went wrong, once I got to the hospital she had told me how she had broken her leg, she didn't want to fuck her OTHER boyfriend so he tried to beat the shit out of her. At that point I fucking burst into tears because she was cheating on me, and then she tried to say some shit about how I was the only guy who actually cared about her. I told her to fuck off, threw the candy and flowers on the ground and stepped on them. 1 Year after that I found out she had fucked almost everyone at the school.
TL;DR: I was a good boyfriend, she was cheating on me and got a broken leg, 1 year after I found out she fucked almost everyone at my school.
Oh, and I forgot to mention when I found out she had fucked everyone at my school it was during the course of time we dated.
somebody thought I was dragon's girlfriend
I am so confused
Thats the most shitty thing I've read in a long time. Hearts for you.
That must have been weird.
[QUOTE=Merrijuahna;27592008]Okay, I feel like participating in this thread.
Well, when I was 15 there was this girl, she was fucking beautiful, one day I decided to grow the fuck up and ask her out, she said yes. After was started dating for a few weeks I noticed she wasn't at school. I called her parents and asked them if anything happened, she had broken her leg so being a good guy, I get her flowers, her favorite candy and go visit her. But thats were shit went wrong, once I got to the hospital she had told me how she had broken her leg, she didn't want to fuck her OTHER boyfriend so he tried to beat the shit out of her. At that point I fucking burst into tears because she was cheating on me, and then she tried to say some shit about how I was the only guy who actually cared about her. I told her to fuck off, threw the candy and flowers on the ground and stepped on them. 1 Year after that I found out she had fucked almost everyone at the school.
TL;DR: I was a good boyfriend, she was cheating on me and got a broken leg, 1 year after I found out she fucked almost everyone at my school.[/QUOTE]
I'm so sorry to hear that man, but you did the right thing when you ditched her, helpless in the hospital man!
Is it weird that sometimes I feel like I am older than I really am? I mean like I think about things and it feels like I have experienced way more than I actually have. I dont feel like a 16 year old boy. It almost feels like I've been reincarnated as who I am now. Sometimes I feels that I have been in situations I havent actually been in.
[QUOTE=Merrijuahna;27592008]Okay, I feel like participating in this thread.
Well, when I was 15 there was this girl, she was fucking beautiful, one day I decided to grow the fuck up and ask her out, she said yes. After was started dating for a few weeks I noticed she wasn't at school. I called her parents and asked them if anything happened, she had broken her leg so being a good guy, I get her flowers, her favorite candy and go visit her. But thats were shit went wrong, once I got to the hospital she had told me how she had broken her leg, she didn't want to fuck her OTHER boyfriend so he tried to beat the shit out of her. At that point I fucking burst into tears because she was cheating on me, and then she tried to say some shit about how I was the only guy who actually cared about her. I told her to fuck off, threw the candy and flowers on the ground and stepped on them. 1 Year after that I found out she had fucked almost everyone at the school.
TL;DR: I was a good boyfriend, she was cheating on me and got a broken leg, 1 year after I found out she fucked almost everyone at my school.
Oh, and I forgot to mention when I found out she had fucked everyone at my school it was during the course of time we dated.[/QUOTE]
You poor bastard.. Hey, I'm really sorry to hear that but you can somewhat be happy you didn't stay with her, right? I mean, not trying to personally insult you but she's a whore and I'm glad you didn't do anything with her.
But nonetheless, I'm sure it was extremely painful for you. Have a heart, man.
I'm probably going to post another story tonight after I [i]try[/i] to help other people in this thread.
was this thread just moved or am I... what oh wells
Can't stop thinking about the girl that rejected me ages ago since I see and talk to her every day
How do I put it out of my mind :c
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27592569]was this thread just moved or am I... what oh wells[/QUOTE]
It appears it was.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;27592572]Can't stop thinking about the girl that rejected me ages ago since I see and talk to her every day
How do I put it out of my mind :c[/QUOTE]
Find someone else, really the only thing you can do.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;27592572]Can't stop thinking about the girl that rejected me ages ago since I see and talk to her every day
How do I put it out of my mind :c[/QUOTE]
Move on with life, that's my advice anyway, worked for me.
verynicelady moved Thedashingrogue's thread titled “The get stuff off of your chest thread” from General Discussion to Fast Threads
[QUOTE=Turnips5;27592572]Can't stop thinking about the girl that rejected me ages ago since I see and talk to her every day
How do I put it out of my mind :c[/QUOTE]
Don't be tied down to one person, it can seriously fuck up your life.
Kinda second post here, less about womens. basically about my sister. To start off my family and I just moved to toronto from BC, I left alot behind when we did (long term friends, connections , a job, etc) and had abit of a breakdown about it. I cheered up and I'm starting to learn this town is quite fun and good stuff. I'm actually enjoy having my whole family close and being back home since we left here when I was 7. ANYWAYS on to my sister I've been seeing her semi unhappy since we moved and I feel for her, I really do but to a point.
[b]This is where it gets annoying.[/b] the past couple of years my sister has had big (and I mean FUCKING HUGE) birthday parties. I usually kept kids in check and making sure they arnt doing anything that I being the legal age, could get in deep shit for. Her birthday this year is in a couple days and she has just turned into the biggest fucking princess I have ever seen. Its her 16th and I know thats a "big" birthday, but shes going on about that she cant have a huge party and she has to spend the day with her family tomorrow (since its family dinner we are gunna celebrate then).
Her response "I get to spend the day at grandpa's *sarcastic grin*" I wanted to slap that fucking smile right off her face oh god damn I did. See when I was 16 I wasn't all that popular and all the friends I had where just over busy so from then on I stopped Celebrating. I would have killed to be near my family for my 16th, my cousin would have made it feel better.
Thats not all my mom and her new friends here are surprising her on her actual birthday, and I have this suspicion that she is going to fake smile through the whole thing and whine about it later. If she does I have no idea what i'll do.
[b]TL;DR:[/b] We moved, sisters birthday is in a few days, shes being very very ungrateful cause she can't have a big one, I never had a Sweet 16 cause friends where to busy, I want to slap her straight and BE grateful for what she is getting.
[b]Edit:[/b] I do love my little sister with all my heart, I do. I just don't think I can stand more of this "woe is me" shit.
Prusselusken, you have that feeling too? Glad to know I'm not the only one.
I'm not sure if I should post another story or not. What do you think FP?
I guess I made page 92.
Might as well.
-Snip, found out a close friend of mine visits Facepunch-
WELL, MORE RECENT-ISH STORY.
Last year a bunch of people started rumors about my girlfriend and a bunch of people called her an ugly whore/stupid cumdumpster. I always told her she never was and never will be anything the people called her, she wouldn't believe me. A few weeks after all of it began, she started to cut. I told her not to and told her she was beautiful pretty much every 5 minutes, she didn't believe me still. I continued trying to convince her that she was beautiful, but one day she tried to say I was doing it to get her in bed. Now I wouldn't mind sleeping with her but that wasn't my intention, I told her thats not the reason why I was doing it, she ended up breaking up with me. About 2 weeks after that at lunch, some guy got out of his seat and walked over to her and continually insulted her until she burst into tears. I got [i][b]Really[/b][/i] pissed, so I got up, kneed him in the crotch and punched him in the face while telling him he's a heartless asshole. Me and her got back together and now I'm just that one guy who is an over-protective and gets pissed off at others very easily.
I have, for the past two years, had 12 adult softcore magazines hidden cleverly behind a big poster frame in my room. No one knows this except me, and the good people at Facepunch
I don't believe in Anny thing like God, or Satan. I believe in myself.
If Hell exists ,then im going to hell
Hail Satan
I boned my [b] best friend's [/b] girlfriend while they were goin' out... Bad idea, he'll find out soon, I'm sure, and he's 3 times my weight and height.
[QUOTE=FutureScript;27596070]I boned my [b] best friend's [/b] girlfriend while they were goin' out... Bad idea, he'll find out soon, I'm sure, and he's 3 times my weight and height.[/QUOTE]
Fuck your best friend to make it up to him
[QUOTE=FutureScript;27596070]I boned my [b] best friend's [/b] girlfriend while they were goin' out... Bad idea, he'll find out soon, I'm sure, and he's 3 times my weight and height.[/QUOTE]
My friend boned my girlfriend once, he was scared I was going to stab him in the penis and I was like "Duuuuuuuude, chill out, you and me are bros, our relationship is [b]Bromance[/b]"
Oh.. How's that work? lol...
Its like, 2 guys are REALLY good friends, pretty much its like being fuck buddies except you can fuck the other dudes girlfriend, but not the dude.
[QUOTE=scorpinat;27596094]Fuck your best friend to make it up to him[/QUOTE]
This.
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