My night has ended badly and it's mostly my fault.
I need to stop doing things.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
Good thing I don't have anything to do tomorrow.
I won't be sleeping for a while.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-29i_Thp8[/media]
This is how I feel right now ahhhhhh
Guys. My little brother hasn't been to school in 5 months. He says he's depressed but i hear him laughing in his room a lot and in general he seems happy. Is he just faking and being a whiney arsehole so he can get off school and just sit on an xbox all day or is there something to this?
He did try to jump out his window but i noticed unlike my mother the hesitance in actually jumping out so i believe he's just bullshitting.
Here's something to get off my chest, I'm apparently really slow with random shit.
I JUST realized the Beatles is a play on words that uses the word beat.
A few months back I realized that Ginger Ale had ginger in it.
I'm 19.
ahhhhh how did this even happen:suicide:
i laughed pretty hard at these few pages, the posts between pascal and makol make me laugh. you guys are so silly
[release]
Makol and Pascall Homosexual Story
by Shotgunz
Makol gasped in pleasure as Pascall took his member into his mouth. Pascall went up and down on Makol's hard cock. It had all started when Makol and Pascall had an argument on the Internet. It was so obvious that they were meant for eachother after that. First it was just MSN conversations, then Microphone Chats and Webcam Talks. It turned to Cybersex and eventually they met in real life. Then the above happened. Now let us fast forward to what's going on now... Pascall took Makol's hard rod out of his mouth and started to stroke it. Faster and faster, Makol yelled and then ejaculated all over Pascall's face. But Makol wanted more. He grabbed Pascall and shoved his face into the pillows, leaving his rear end in the air. Makol stuck his still hard and semen soaked penis into Pascall's [B]vagina[/B]-[/release]
Now at this point you're probably thinking "What a fucking second, this was supposed to be a homosexual story!"
Well I was reading the page before and read that Pascall was female. So therefore this story's funny factor is lost. And I don't want to write it anymore.
Go in peace and serve the Devil. Amen.
What the fuck.
hot
You know what to do :q:
....
[QUOTE=Shotgunz;27704391][release]
Makol and Pascall Homosexual Story
by Shotgunz
Makol gasped in pleasure as Pascall took his member into his mouth. Pascall went up and down on Makol's hard cock. It had all started when Makol and Pascall had an argument on the Internet. It was so obvious that they were meant for eachother after that. First it was just MSN conversations, then Microphone Chats and Webcam Talks. It turned to Cybersex and eventually they met in real life. Then the above happened. Now let us fast forward to what's going on now... Pascall took Makol's hard rod out of his mouth and started to stroke it. Faster and faster, Makol yelled and then ejaculated all over Pascall's face. But Makol wanted more. He grabbed Pascall and shoved his face into the pillows, leaving his rear end in the air. Makol stuck his still hard and semen soaked penis into Pascall's [B]vagina[/B]-[/release]
Now at this point you're probably thinking "What a fucking second, this was supposed to be a homosexual story!"
Well I was reading the page before and read that Pascall was female. So therefore this story's funny factor is lost. And I don't want to write it anymore.
Go in peace and serve the Devil. Amen.
Oh and I just realized that Pascall and Makol are viewing this thread and get to read this awful paragraph-story.[/QUOTE]
What.
The.
Fuck.
I think I'm going to be ill.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6601025/Pictures/Reaction%20Pics/vomitbig.gif[/img]
The mental images! Oh god...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6232230/Reactions/indiana_Jones_nazi_face_melt_by_iwanttorentawombat.gif[/img]
Loco, I'm insulted.
:colbert:
I.....
I.....
That's....
You....
I....
I don't know what to say......
[QUOTE=loco;27704483]The mental images! Oh god...
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6232230/Reactions/indiana_Jones_nazi_face_melt_by_iwanttorentawombat.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Quickly look up porn.
We need a "least pleasant thing I've ever read ever." rating.
Off-topic: Has anyone noticed that there are like 3 Beatles avatars in this thread?
I don't care about my crush's excessive acne. She's damn beautiful to me.
[QUOTE=H@STE;27704517]Quickly look up porn.[/QUOTE]
Only solution.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6232230/Stuff%20for%20people/1296072649244.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=loco;27704534]Only solution.
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6232230/Stuff%20for%20people/1296072649244.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]Notice how it looks less like two women, and more like two giant dicks with testicles.
[QUOTE=Shotgunz;27704550]Notice how it looks less like two women, and more like two giant dicks with testicles.[/QUOTE]
That's what they said on LMAO.
meh, if you imagine pascal hot and pretend you are watching a porno, then it would make a pretty hot scene.
For a laugh:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1054141-Post-Your-Skill-At-Giving-Oral[/url]
Well, tonight was interesting. I died a little on the inside today. Now that isn't exactly a bad thing in this case, it helped me realize something. Tonight I realized I made a good decision in figuring out who is my best friend. Sure we may have done things that made us get annoyed, mad, or even sad but I think those things are part of a friendship. Working stuff out can only mend wounds and or bring attention to things that aren't right is what should make a friendship stronger, if that isn't possible then someone isn't putting in the effort to help. We both have had some tough times recently but we were there to help each other get through those times.
Today something happened that made her think that our friendship would end, all I have to say is that was a ridiculous thought. The other night we made the promise of not ditching each other and I had to reassure her tonight that I wasn't going any where anytime soon. I didn't spend the past 9 months talking, playing games, watching video streams, and just having fun for nothing. This is one friendship I don't want to end.
One thing that really got to me tonight was that she was putting herself down by saying she deserves to be hated. WHAT THE FUCK?!? No, no one deserves to be hated (unless they're like Hitler or something). And knowing your best friend is hating on themselves is absolutely terrible, especially in this situation since I'm in no position to go over to that friend and help. I felt absolutely helpless, I had and still have no idea to make her realize she's a great person and she's just being ridiculous thinking that.
I don't know maybe I might make sense to someone or I absolutely make no sense what so ever. Maybe I just had to vent since I have no idea what to do, I don't want to loose by best friend like this. I guess I went off on this little rant or whatever since a song that reminds me of her started playing on iTunes.
Fuck. I'm going to bed.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
I'm fucking mad at myself and depressed at the same time right now.
I guess I care too much about my friends, I don't know.
Yeah, that's it. I either care too much or not enough.
thats the worry ward talking. get some sleep and you will feel better tomorrow.
Yeah it most likely is, but that's how I really feel right now. And yeah I need sleep since I haven't been getting very much lately.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
Getting 4 hours a night average is not healthy.
I feel lost and I don't think I'm going to succeed at life.
I'm dumb.
[QUOTE=Makol;27706289]Yeah it most likely is, but that's how I really feel right now. And yeah I need sleep since I haven't been getting very much lately.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
Getting 4 hours a night average is not healthy.[/QUOTE]
yeah, way back in high school i used to get 2 hrs a school night. I dont know how i did it. Now, i get plenty of sleep and lucid dream almost everynight, its a lot of fun. It can also get you over stuff, and clear up your conscious. Thats what i do (when i can control it, that is).
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