I'm better at hitting high notes than I should be.
I was playing Beatles Rock Band with a few people one time, me and one other guy were on vocals.
We were singing "Because". After the song one guy asked "Who was the faggot that was singing so high?"
I was just like, :smug: and looked at my 100%. :v:
[QUOTE=hammerheadshark;27805411]I can always think of a conversation that will go on for hours, switching from topic to topic, but I never talk. I talk at an average rate of 3 words per hour.[/quote]
Same here, I seem to like to listen more than contribute to conversations.
[quote]Even with my higher voice, I don't like hitting the really high notes. Normal high notes are fine though.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but my problem is that I like hitting very high notes. A lot.
So I've been talking to this girl for a while now, it's gotten to the point where we agreed to hang out with each other and promised me a back massage. "Arrrriiiighhht!" I think to myself. Even got close to her to talk about problems. Last Friday we talked about her friend who cheated on her boyfriend and how she was stressing so I calmed her down, talked to her, made her laugh, all that good stuff. All was good up until this morning when I texted her asking her when she'd be free this week since she told me last Friday she'd be free this week to hang out. She replies back saying, "My boyfriend has me booked but I'll find a day." I didn't even reply back. I was utterly pissed. She never mentioned having one, never had a picture of him or talked about him on facebook, she never even minded me calling her "Chica bonita" every now and then, even dreamed she was a cat sleeping in my lap.
Fast forward to later after school when I texted my friend about it and I mention to him a plan I devised during school. I get close to her, make her boyfriend jealous, tear them apart, get with the girl, fuck her, and then leave. Pretty straight forward, I was gonna do it all and not pull out of it. But he tells me that he was talking go his friend who knew the girl and tells me that she got drunk last Friday and got into an orgy with four other guys. At this point I was steaming more than when the first steam-powered train broke down. I put her story about her friend cheating on her boyfriend and my friend's story together and came to the conclusion that the "friend" she was talking about was her all along. Which means she's been with this guy for what seems like a while now.
I'm not gonna put my dick into anything that's had four dicks in it, I don't even know how I should get back at her even for revenge. Maybe get her to confess using what I pieced together, make her feel like the worst person in the world.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;27805501]So I've been talking to this girl for a while now, it's gotten to the point where we agreed to hang out with each other and promised me a back massage. "Arrrriiiighhht!" I think to myself. Even got close to her to talk about problems. Last Friday we talked about her friend who cheated on her boyfriend and how she was stressing so I calmed her down, talked to her, made her laugh, all that good stuff. All was good up until this morning when I texted her asking her when she'd be free this week since she told me last Friday she'd be free this week to hang out. She replies back saying, "My boyfriend has me booked but I'll find a day." I didn't even reply back. I was utterly pissed. She never mentioned having one, never had a picture of him or talked about him on facebook, she never even minded me calling her "Chica bonita" every now and then, even dreamed she was a cat sleeping in my lap.
Fast forward to later after school when I texted my friend about it and I mention to him a plan I devised during school. I get close to her, make her boyfriend jealous, tear them apart, get with the girl, fuck her, and then leave. Pretty straight forward, I was gonna do it all and not pull out of it. But he tells me that he was talking go his friend who knew the girl and tells me that she got drunk last Friday and got into an orgy with four other guys. At this point I was steaming more than when the first steam-powered train broke down. I put her story about her friend cheating on her boyfriend and my friend's story together and came to the conclusion that the "friend" she was talking about was her all along. Which means she's been with this guy for what seems like a while now.
I'm not gonna put my dick into anything that's had four dicks in it, I don't even know how I should get back at her even for revenge. Maybe get her to confess using what I pieced together, make her feel like the worst person in the world.[/QUOTE]
What a whore.
Punch her in the gallbladder.
It's probably the only part of her that hasn't had a dick in it.
I can get 100% on expert on some songs in Rock Band. But I just sang Octopus's Garden and recorded it while I did so, and I had the right pitch and everything, even the slight accent! But uuuugh that voice...
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
I wasn't singing it in Rock Band, btw.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;27805501]But he tells me that he was talking go his friend who knew the girl and tells me that she got drunk last Friday and got into an orgy with four other guys. [/QUOTE]
Cool. I feel bad for you though. You're probably in the friend zone. Man up and tell her how you feel.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;27788993]I don't have anything to work out with, so if I do work out, I'll be limited to pushups, situps, etc.[/QUOTE]
that is all you need, just buy some cheap dumbbells (no more the $1 per pound) and follow this guy.
[url]http://www.scoobysworkshop.com/index.htm[/url]
ive been doing it for 2 months now, amazing results. The main thing is sticking to it, and dont pussy out. None of that, "oh im not feeling like it today" bullshit.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;27805895]Cool. I feel bad for you though. You're probably in the friend zone. Man up and tell her how you feel.[/QUOTE]
Um....
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;27805501]So I've been talking to this girl for a while now, it's gotten to the point where we agreed to hang out with each other and promised me a back massage. "Arrrriiiighhht!" I think to myself. Even got close to her to talk about problems. Last Friday we talked about her friend who cheated on her boyfriend and how she was stressing so I calmed her down, talked to her, made her laugh, all that good stuff. All was good up until this morning when I texted her asking her when she'd be free this week since she told me last Friday she'd be free this week to hang out. She replies back saying, "My boyfriend has me booked but I'll find a day." I didn't even reply back. I was utterly pissed. She never mentioned having one, never had a picture of him or talked about him on facebook, she never even minded me calling her "Chica bonita" every now and then, even dreamed she was a cat sleeping in my lap.
Fast forward to later after school when I texted my friend about it and I mention to him a plan I devised during school. I get close to her, make her boyfriend jealous, tear them apart, get with the girl, fuck her, and then leave. Pretty straight forward, I was gonna do it all and not pull out of it. But he tells me that he was talking go his friend who knew the girl and tells me that she got drunk last Friday and got into an orgy with four other guys. At this point I was steaming more than when the first steam-powered train broke down. I put her story about her friend cheating on her boyfriend and my friend's story together and came to the conclusion that the "friend" she was talking about was her all along. Which means she's been with this guy for what seems like a while now.
I'm not gonna put my dick into anything that's had four dicks in it, I don't even know how I should get back at her even for revenge. Maybe get her to confess using what I pieced together, make her feel like the worst person in the world.[/QUOTE]
The best revenge is becoming great. Show them they are insignificant to you, and prove them wrong. Show them you are successful, and what they did to you didn't phase you but made you stronger. Douchebags like that don't need anything, because they are only going to live a sad life anyway.
A little prank wont hurt though, hehe
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[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27806107]Um....[/QUOTE]
i had the same reaction. Someone didnt read the post right.
[QUOTE=Makol;27805334]My voice still cracks and I'm 19.[/QUOTE]
I can confirm this.
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27806107]Um....[/QUOTE]
Unless I'm completely missing something, I feel that my post is acceptable.
People call me justin beiber because I talk and sing like him:(
I really fucking wish that I had an elderly relative just to talk to and tell me stories about when they were young. When I say elderly I mean someone that was alive between 1918 and 1945.
The WWI-WWII era is my favorite. Pretty much every WWI veteran is dead, same goes for most of the people alive during then. The WWII veterans are aging fast, and I really wish I could just talk to someone from that era, it doesn't have to be a veteran. I could sit there for hours just listening to their stories.
I remember a thread in GD a while back about a taxi driver who was driving an elderly woman around town and she was bringing him to all the places she went when she was younger.
All I have is the book my Great-Grandfather wrote about the war. But tbh, I've heard plenty about the war. I just want to hear an average person's stories from that time.
If I could, I would sing a song for him just to see him happy again. I hate not really being able to do anything but sit and wait.
Well, he's in my thoughts. E-hugs can only go so far.
[QUOTE=Pascall;27806889]If I could, I would sing a song for him just to see him happy again. I hate not really being able to do anything but sit and wait.
Well, he's in my thoughts. E-hugs can only go so far.[/QUOTE]
You've got my condolences. It's not fun watching someone unhappy or sick and you can't do anything.
What, my ex?
Hell no.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;27806122]The best revenge is becoming great. Show them they are insignificant to you, and prove them wrong. Show them you are successful, and what they did to you didn't phase you but made you stronger. Douchebags like that don't need anything, because they are only going to live a sad life anyway.
A little prank wont hurt though, hehe
[editline]2nd February 2011[/editline]
i had the same reaction. Someone didnt read the post right.[/QUOTE]
Actually a lot of people know how successful I am and most people I meet turn out liking me a lot. I'm the secretary and intelligence officer in my rotc program, top grades except for math, and next year they want me to become the second in command of the program at my school next year. I never really told the girl what I do or how successful I was. Really though as horrible as this story is and how much of a whore she turned out to be, it doesn't phase me much considering I'm too happy with how my life is now a small set back like that is nothing and besides I never spent any amount of money on her or anything valuable or worth my time. But still, I'm not gonna let that stand with me, I've just heard around about how much of a whore she really is. I'm gonna get her back good
[QUOTE=Pascall;27806917]What, my ex?
Hell no.[/QUOTE]
Ah.
I wish I was better at helping people.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;27805895]Cool. I feel bad for you though. You're probably in the friend zone. Man up and tell her how you feel.[/QUOTE]
Except I don't want to have anything to do with her except for getting back at her somehow and you really think I'm gonna get with a girl who likes orgies with four other guys? Fuck that shit, I'm dragging her down to hell with me after I'm done with her.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;27806966]Except I don't want to have anything to do with her except for getting back at her somehow and you really think I'm gonna get with a girl who likes orgies with four other guys? Fuck that shit, I'm dragging her down to hell with me after I'm done with her.[/QUOTE]
I have 0 tolerance for cheaters.
Ruin her life.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27806955]I wish I was better at helping people.[/QUOTE]
Everyone's got their talents.
[QUOTE=Saza;27806990]Everyone's got their talents.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27807061]Not everyone.[/QUOTE]
Oh quit being so negative.
Go read some LMAO thread. Skip to random pages.
I've got my old people music to comfort me.
oh jesus I just did something I would never ever do but it's totally worth it.
also it was fun.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27807122]I've got my old people music to comfort me.[/QUOTE]
listen to some Beatles.
The early songs.
also god damnit I cricked my neck.
[QUOTE=Saza;27807137]listen to some Beatles.
The early songs.
also god damnit I cricked my neck.[/QUOTE]
I'm talking more about this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39P0G8v8Lg[/media]
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27807176]I'm talking more about this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39P0G8v8Lg[/media][/QUOTE]
You know what I meant :colbert:
I find it funny how just about all of my life goals are things I'm very likely not to ever come close to reaching.
But I go after them anyway.
It'll bite me in the ass later in life.
Help me go after my goals and then I will help you with yours yO
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