• The get stuff off of your chest thread.
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[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;25917349]I know where the body is buried. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] :eek:
My childhood BEST friend, in the whole world, moved away recently. We went to the same school, always had atleast one class together since 1st grade. He's only about 1 or 2 hours away from me now, but we're growing apart... And I really am getting depressed, because he was a really good friend. I hope he comes back when he can afford it. :c
I need 42 posts per day to get gold member status by november 30th. And i'm never going back to Fast Threads till i get it! Buh bye fast threads...
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;25918074]I need 42 posts per day to get gold member status by november 30th. And i'm never going back to Fast Threads till i get it! Buh bye fast threads...[/QUOTE] That shouldnt be too hard. I got my account today and have these many posts.(Though I lurked here til I had to join to see threads :smug:)
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25918129]That shouldnt be too hard. I got my account today and have these many posts.(Though I lurked here til I had to join to see threads :smug:)[/QUOTE] Welcome to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Saza;25918190]Welcome to Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Thanks! :)
I can't stop trolling facepunch sometimes.
[QUOTE=Larry_G;25914852]Sometimes I wish I could read people's minds and see what they really think about me.[/QUOTE] (Man this faggot is posting some stupid shit) Yeah I wish I could do that too sometimes.
my father is a total pisshead
Thanks for totally fucking over my entire sophomore year Paloma. :/
My girlfriend has more or less promised me sex this weekend, but now I'm very horrified that I'll do something or I don't get a boner or something. It'll be [b]my[/b] first time.
[QUOTE=Paravin;25919380]My girlfriend has more or less promised me sex this weekend, but now I'm very horrified that I'll do something or I don't get a boner or something. It'll be [b]my[/b] first time.[/QUOTE] :eek: sounds scary
[QUOTE=Paravin;25919380]My girlfriend has more or less promised me sex this weekend, but now I'm very horrified that I'll do something or I don't get a boner or something. It'll be [b]my[/b] first time.[/QUOTE] Just relax. If you are so tense that you can't think straight, it won't come. Just relax and let your mind and her do all the work.
Hey FP, I'm shun and I'm in love with a girl who is as flexible as an acrobat and she is amazing with hula-hoops, but she hit me in the face with one, so, yeeeaaaah. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] And I'm also a virgin.
how would you not get hard is she ugly or do you have ed or something?
i fucked your mum :/
I guess I might as well post this here. There's this girl who I like (liked I should say) in my corridor at uni. We started talking properly a few weeks after term started. She seemed really cool; she was into videogames and we shared lots of other interests and opinions, she just generally seemed like a really nice person. I asked her to hang out a few nights. We played games, watched films, I even asked if she wanted to come see a play with me and she said yes. Things were going well. I hadn't even really thought about her romantically; it just seemed to naturally develop overtime (at least, I thought it did). I've never had much luck with girls, I've always come on too strong or been tot retiscent and end up getting shot down. I'm generally a shy person, although I've been fighting against that since coming to uni. Anyway, I realised that I was starting to get a crush on her. I resolved to try and avoid 'asking her out' like I had done with other girls before and istead just ask her to the cinema or something and let the realtionship develop. Just over a week ago, we were both going to a party at the uni. I went down to meet up with some friends, and she was coming with some of hers later. I asked her to text me when she arrived so we could meet up (we'd been exchanging texts for a while). She eventually did, a while after I got in. I broke away from my friends for a bit, just to say hi to her and her group, who I'd never met. All seemed to be going well, her friends seemed to like me and she seemed happy. We met up a few times throughout the evening; me chilling with my mates but ocasionally going to chat with her; just trying to be sociable and develop our relationship. I guess I should have known something was up from the way her gaggle had to keep 'going to the toilet' and the way she kept asking if my other friends were there. I was looking through rose-tinted goggles, and had had a few too many drinks to realise she was trying to ditch me. It wasn't like I was hanging around her all evening; I can't have spent more than 30 minutes in her company. I was just trying to be sociable. Anyway, eventually she just 'mentions' that she has a boyfriend. I dunno if she pulled it out of her ass or what, but if her aim was to get me to leave, it worked. I was upset, but still didn't think it was anything other than a misunderstanding on my part. I resolved that I'd simply been seeing signs that weren't there (we had been pretty close, spending evenings together and such), and thought she'd never seen us as anything other tha friends. I was okay with that to be fair, afterall, I liked her as a friend first too. Then, later on, back in our corridor, I was out getting a drink when I heard her and one of her friends talking in her room. I didn't mean to pry, but I heard my name mentioned so I paused for a second. That was when I heard her say some shit about how she was sick of me following her and she wished I'd just leave her alone. I don't understand FP. I tried so hard not to fuck it up. I was polite, friendly and the times we spent together she seemed to enjoy herself. It wasn't like I was always initiating the conversations, she was an active participant. She asked me to her room to watch a film, she asked me for my number and gave me hers. I didn't think I'd done anything that any friend wouldn't do. Sure, I spent quite a lot of time with her, but that's what friends do right? I never did anything weird like stalk her or follow her or anything that I can see that would make me a creeper; yet that seems to be what she thinks of me. Sorry for the long story, it just hurts that's all. It's not even the fact that she rejected me in such a backhand manner, it the fact she made me feel worthless. Like, I'd finally been getting somewhere with a girl, even as just friends, yet it seems she secretly thought of me as nothing more than an annoyance all along. :(
[QUOTE=Cheesesack;25920573]I guess I might as well post this here. There's this girl who I like (liked I should say) in my corridor at uni. We started talking properly a few weeks after term started. She seemed really cool; she was into videogames and we shared lots of other interests and opinions, she just generally seemed like a really nice person. I asked her to hang out a few nights. We played games, watched films, I even asked if she wanted to come see a play with me and she said yes. Things were going well. I hadn't even really thought about her romantically; it just seemed to naturally develop overtime (at least, I thought it did). I've never had much luck with girls, I've always come on too strong or been tot retiscent and end up getting shot down. I'm generally a shy person, although I've been fighting against that since coming to uni. Anyway, I realised that I was starting to get a crush on her. I resolved to try and avoid 'asking her out' like I had done with other girls before and istead just ask her to the cinema or something and let the realtionship develop. Just over a week ago, we were both going to a party at the uni. I went down to meet up with some friends, and she was coming with some of hers later. I asked her to text me when she arrived so we could meet up (we'd been exchanging texts for a while). She eventually did, a while after I got in. I broke away from my friends for a bit, just to say hi to her and her group, who I'd never met. All seemed to be going well, her friends seemed to like me and she seemed happy. We met up a few times throughout the evening; me chilling with my mates but ocasionally going to chat with her; just trying to be sociable and develop our relationship. I guess I should have known something was up from the way her gaggle had to keep 'going to the toilet' and the way she kept asking if my other friends were there. I was looking through rose-tinted goggles, and had had a few too many drinks to realise she was trying to ditch me. It wasn't like I was hanging around her all evenin;. I can't have spent more than 30 minutes in her company. I was just trying to be sociable. Anyway, eventually she just 'mentions' that she has a boyfriend. I dunno if she pulled it out of her ass or what, but if her aim was to get me to leave, it worked. I was upset, but still didn't think it was anything other than a misunderstanding on my part. I resolved that I'd simply been seeing signs that weren't there (we had been pretty close, spending evenings together and such), and thought she'd never seen us as anything other tha friends. I was okay with that to be fair, afterall, I liked her as a friend first too. Then, later on, back in our corridor, I was out getting a drink when I heard her and one of her friends talking in her room. I didn't mean to pry, but I heard my name mentioned so I paused for a second. That was when I heard her say some shit about how she was sick of me following her and she wished I'd just leave her alone. I don't understand FP. I tried so hard not to fuck it up. I was polite, friendly and the times we spent together she seemed to enjoy herslef. It wasn't like I was always initiating the conversations, she was an active participant. She asked me to her room to watch a film, she asked me for my number and gave me hers. I didn't think I'd done anything that any friend wouldn't do. Sure, I spent quite a lot of time with her, but that's what friends do right? I never did anything weird like stalk her or follow her or anything that I can see that would make me a creeper; yet that seems to be what she thinks of me. Sorry for the long story, it just hurts that's all. It's not even the fact that she rejected me in such a backhand manner, it the fact she made me feel worthless. Like, I'd finally been getting somewhere with a girl, even as just friends, yet it seems she secretly thought of me as nothing more than an annoyance all along. :([/QUOTE] That blows...IMO you didn't do anything wrong you didn't sound pushy at all. Sorry for your heartache :sympathy:
I have not brushed my teeth the whole week :S
[QUOTE=Paravin;25919380]My girlfriend has more or less promised me sex this weekend, but now I'm very horrified that I'll do something or I don't get a boner or something. It'll be [b]my[/b] first time.[/QUOTE] Don't worry about it bro. If you fail to get a boner, she'll make sure you get one. I wish my ex promised me sex before she changed, turning slowly into a complete bitch. I dumped her yesterday.
[QUOTE=Cheesesack;25920573] (SAD TEXT) :([/QUOTE] Oh shit... You really need a hug man.. Don't worry, Eventually you'll find someone who will love you.
[QUOTE=Cheesesack;25920573]words[/QUOTE] You didn't do anything wrong, she just sounds like a bitch.
[QUOTE=berryman13;25920914]You didn't do anything wrong, she just sounds like a bitch.[/QUOTE] But she was fine in the beginning, i really don't see how people could be so warm and then go stone cold on you...apart from sadists...*shivers*
Tomorrow school begins, the thing is that I saw a girl at school last week and I want to ask her out. I don't know her name neither where she comes from and I only saw her once. So I hope that she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything.
[QUOTE=junker|154;25920981]Tomorrow school begins, the thing is that I saw a girl at school last week and I want to ask her out. I don't know her name neither where she comes from and I only saw her once. So I hope that she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything.[/QUOTE] best of luck, start asking around or hope she's in one of your classes so when attendance is called you're covered
[QUOTE=junker|154;25920981]Tomorrow school begins, the thing is that I saw a girl at school last week and I want to ask her out. I don't know her name neither where she comes from and I only saw her once. So I hope that she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything.[/QUOTE] If she's truly interested in you, the boyfriend wouldn't come into the equation. That's what happened with my ex, she was so infatuated with me that she kinda dumped her boyfriend and asked me out three days later.
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;25921079]best of luck, start asking around or hope she's in one of your classes so when attendance is called you're covered[/QUOTE] Nah, she's only at my school. I think she's new and nobody knows her, at least the guys and gals I've asked.
[QUOTE=junker|154;25921167]Nah, she's only at my school. I think she's new and nobody knows her, at least the guys and gals I've asked.[/QUOTE] Take is easy then, you don't wanna come off as a creep with the first thing you say is "hurr durr wanna go out?" :xd:
My girlfriend of nearly two years just left me because i'm pretty sure I logically reasoned her into doing so. Now I feel like I want to kill myself, immature, w/e
Well I don't know how to manage this, basically I don't know her at all and I need to build up some contact. I just want to go straight to her and ask her out but that would be a bit weird and direct. [QUOTE=huggybear_13;25921274]My girlfriend of nearly two years just left me because i'm pretty sure I logically reasoned her into doing so. Now I feel like I want to kill myself, immature, w/e[/QUOTE] Something similiar happened to me, but hey life moves on. Even if it's hard at first, you will eventually get over it. Listen to this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL1lPozQ7k[/media]
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