My girlfriend who I love very much, and that I've been with for a year and a few months has some very very very hot sisters
One who is 18 (I'm 16) and has a crush on me
I'm teaching her how to spray paint and I love it, because I get to hang out with her
My GF would be mad; because they really don't like each other that much
I don't enjoy living in Canada.
There.
I said it.
This place fucking sucks if you want to do anything technology related.
HST? Fuck that shit.
Want a cell phone? You're picking between the fat guy with aids, the pedo with warts or the axe murderer with a bacterial infection to fuck you in the ass every month for three years.
This place is huge, yet numerous states are kicking our ass population wise.
I've hated the cold for every fucking year of my life. Elementary school was brutal, I dreaded recess when it was -20 degrees Celsius. Walking the 20 minutes to my high school on those days where it's -25 degrees and the wind is in your face makes me feel frustrated as to why people choose to inhabit this frozen hellhole.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;26131348]Oh no. I actually got excited when I read that.
It must be worse than I thought![/QUOTE]
No, dude. I was serious. Really, though. Lets as two strangers have a conversation. What has been happening in your life?
[QUOTE=iPat;26128248]Since this thread is already waste high in teenage angst, I figure I'll piss mine in too. I'm 18 and have never had a girlfriend, or even kissed a girl. It's annoying as shit, and I'm sure there are quite a few Facepunchers who are in the same boat as me. But what's really hard on me, I feel, is that a lot of my closest friends bounce around from girl to girl, and have either had sex or choose to hold themselves back, but have the option to do so, while I'm just desperate for the bare minimum. And I consistently screw myself over with extremely attractive girls who have said later that they would have dated/messed around me, by waiting, and waiting, and waiting for something to happen, instead of being assertive and taking action.[/QUOTE]
I'm 15 right now and I asked out my first girlfriend couple weeks ago.
I'm that shy awkward kid, that still somehow manages to hang with the "cool kids".
I really didn't do anything with her and I found it even more awkward to talk to her after I asked her out.
I took a perfectly good friendship and drove it into the ground after 3 weeks, and I have nothing to show for it, not even as much as a kiss.
But your time will come.
I won't screw up next time.
Not too long ago, decided to go walk off on a trail and kill myself. I felt completely useless and had no sense of direction in life. Lord knows how long I walked for. Decided that ending my life was a cowardly thing to do. God damn, to think that was only three years ago. Suicide is not the way to go. Sadly, I ended up losing a friend to suicide not long after a new school year began. To think teenagers are invincible.
I'm anxious, because I'm gonna lose 10% off of my first web assignment in uni for being two days late. I was a lazy fucker and procrastinated for ages and now I'm up all night every night getting it done. DON'T FUCK ABOUT LIKE I DID.
I haven't even played a video game since two Sundays ago, this is ridiculous. At least I get a good feeling when I get work done, eventually.
[QUOTE=MirageKnight;26126007]Theres a girl I like in my math class. She's cute and friendly. When we talk she laughs a lot and even laughed at my stupid joke, she said stupid jokes are funny. I'm thinking of adding her on facebook, but I don't know if it would creep her out since we don't know each other well, but still...Help?[/QUOTE]
Worth a shot. Just be cool about it. I have people who I barely ever knew add me to their facebook.
[QUOTE=MirageKnight;26126007]Theres a girl I like in my math class. She's cute and friendly. When we talk she laughs a lot and even laughed at my stupid joke, she said stupid jokes are funny. I'm thinking of adding her on facebook, but I don't know if it would creep her out since we don't know each other well, but still...Help?[/QUOTE]
Contrary to popular belief, it's easy to pick up girls. NEVER act like someone you're not to do it, however. If you end up making her like someone who is not you at all, it's gonna end in disappointment. If she doesn't like you as you are, it wouldn't have worked out anyway.
Just don't go too far and fuck it up, take it easy. I've know a few girls I could talk to right now that are ready and willing, yet, I ended up fucking it up with the one I actually cared about. :smith:
So my friend was on a trip to America when he got bitten by a poison spider, now he needs to have his leg amputated. I really fell bad for him, he's only 15 years old, he has his whole life infront of him.
I have emotional problems and get depressed pretty easily. About 2 weeks ago me and a really close (girl) friend of mine were just about to start something, we were going to our school formal together, we had been on a couple of dates. Then she turns around and says she just wants to be friends. Then she got shitty at me because I wasn't talking to her about my feelings a few days later. The sad thing is this is the second time this has happened. Now everyone thinks im depressed and a wussy emo. While she carries on with life as if nothing happened. Im intentionally isolating myself from all my friends because of this. I am extremely shy and barely talk to anyone. I have had a few girlfriends in the past but they don't count because I was too scared to even talk to them and got dumped 2 weeks later (4 times it's happened) My friend is one of the only people in the world I feel I can talk to about anything. I thought we had a chance of having something great. Now thats all fucked up and at the moment it looks like im loosing friends, self esteem and any sort of social future at a really fast pace.
I've set myself a target to come out to my parents before Christmas, just so I can take my boyfriend, who I love, to their wedding in the new year.
[QUOTE=-Norg-;26135497]I've set myself a target to come out to my parents before Christmas, just so I can take my boyfriend, who I love, to their wedding in the new year.[/QUOTE]
Awesome. :smile:
I'm feeling a lot better today. I am starting to realize that I'm lucky to be alive and lucky that we get a new car on the whole. So the trauma is dying quickly.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25881687]I hate when a girls gives the wrong answer and then says "Oh just kidding..."
No. You weren't kidding, you were wrong. It's ok to be wrong, but just accept it.[/QUOTE]
So true.
Also SteveUK Is ban happy, thats what i had to get of my chest.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26129953]@99% EPIC FAIL
That fetish is not at all bad. You don't even need to call it a fetish, really, more of a preference.
The secondary portion is a "little" unrealistic, but there's no reason to go out of your way to hide it. It's like hiding the fact that you believe in something unpopular, it does nothing, but makes you feel worse.
Feel free to let it out to those you trust, and always remember - the ones who truly love you will accept you no matter what, and nobody's opinion but your own matters.
Also, if your worried about your reputation, don't be. When you stop caring about how other unimportant people care about you, even if you don't FULLY believe that idea, it'll make things easier.
Now, I know this all sounds like standard relationship advice, but it will work out for your case.
[highlight]My only dissenting opinion and idea is that you should go out with a girl you truly FEEL for, not one your attracted to due to some PHYSICAL aspect of her.[/highlight]
Good luck.
Also, am I helping anyone?[/QUOTE]
Well, thing is she has a really great personality too and I think if I got to know her mabye things would work. Either way, thanks for the advice!
Well, I just came up with some pretty cool and logical ideas, some for TF2 items, a gamemode, and a intriguing method of controlling games.
Where the hell can I get a patent on the control idea? I know you may be thinking "Oh you're just extremely biast, it's likely a badly thought out ridiculous notion that will never catch on" but I may aswell protect my IP.
In fact, everything's going comparatively quite well at the moment.
Or is that the mountain dew speaking? (There goes my credibility)
I dyed my hair blonde to get girls, I have a girlfriend... Sad part is her best friend basically told be it turns her on. It definitely worked but I can't I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
One time, I kissed a dude.
Single most faggiest experience in my life. I was drunk, if that counts.
One of my friends starts man PMSing whenever you tell him he doesn't want to hear. Annoying as fuck.
I'm going to die within the following decade.
Why thanks god I always knew I was your preferated child.
jesus christ you guys are pathetic!
Just got dumped.
Manic depression going on.
[editline]18th November 2010[/editline]
Almost 9 month relationship, and all the sudden she pulls the plug.
First time dumped btw.
'heard those are the worst..
I don't find the idea of intercourse appealing, nor do I feel attracted to either sex.
Maybe you like your own body?
[QUOTE=iPat;26128248]Since this thread is already waste high in teenage angst, I figure I'll piss mine in too. I'm 18 and have never had a girlfriend, or even kissed a girl. It's annoying as shit, and I'm sure there are quite a few Facepunchers who are in the same boat as me. But what's really hard on me, I feel, is that a lot of my closest friends bounce around from girl to girl, and have either had sex or choose to hold themselves back, but have the option to do so, while I'm just desperate for the bare minimum. And I consistently screw myself over with extremely attractive girls who have said later that they would have dated/messed around me, by waiting, and waiting, and waiting for something to happen, instead of being assertive and taking action.[/QUOTE]
I'm 16 and in the same position. I go to an all boys Grammar school, but there are girls in the 6th form (next year up from me), and I don't really get a chance to meet girls very often. When I did work experience there was a really nice girl who goes to a school close to me that a lot of my friends go to. i added her on facebook recently, she says it's nice to hear from me and we talk a bit how she wants to go to my school next year, but I don't have a clue to say from there without looking like a pathetic creep looking for attention. And she already has a boyfriend, so shes not really looking for boys, but i wouldn't mind just being a friend.
I'm sick and tired of people. You like people? Fine. Go fuck yourself. I hate people. I can't stand the fucking apes. I hate they way they move, they way they talk, the way they act, the stupid things they do, they way they savage each other, foolishly laughing and smiling and chuckling at others misfortunes, the way they gleefully take advantage of one another, the stupid fucking grins they have on their faces. I hate them. I can't help but relate to scrooge on a daily basis. I really there was a way to decrease the surplus population. Some days I wish I could go and grab a wooden bat and hit them over the head for being the way they are.
I can't stand women. I can't stand those effeminate, weak, retarded, ignorant, worthless piles of meat they call women. I really hate them. All they do is sit around and bitch and complain, constantly trying to take away your manhood, constantly testing your patience, cutting you down and knocking your confidence down for kicks, serving as a waste of space. They go to clubs and do nothing but reject every man they come across, you date them and they expect everything and give nothing in return. They don't want to do anything cut down other women, and when they come home they expect to be taken care of and not have to rely on themselves ever. All they do is sit around and talk bullshit to one another, then proclaim they believe in dignity and womens' rights and feminism and proceed to throw all that out the window as soon as they step in the bedroom, and can't stop thinking about getting pregnant and taking care of the house, and how badly they love getting roughed up by the guy with the BMW and the gigantic penis who their friend goaded them into having an affair with, along with the other dozen or so worthless scumbags they open up to. And if you're a guy, you might understand what I'm talking about. Cause they do this shit to everyone. They sleep with at least twelve men before they so much as enter a relationship cause they can't resist the cack + get taken advantage of when they're young and nubile and then expect for it all to be fine and dandy. Fuck women. Go rot in hell if you disagree.
Work sucks.
People suck.
My father is the biggest asshole who ever lived.
Sick of looking for work.
Sick of being unemployed.
Fuck employers, fuck background checks for not letting me lie on an application and get hired.
Fuck my state for being the shittiest+hardest place to try and earn a living.
Fuck Europeans and their oh-I'm-so-gorgeous-faggot-ass-xenophobia.
Fuck dumb ignorant fucking white backwoods worthless Tea Party subhumans for driving our country for ruin and electing george bush the worthless twice.
Fuck college kids for being worthless snobs who care about nothing but money and how much beer they can consume before the next test.
Canadians are assholes.
Sick of immigrants, they should be thrown out. Give me their job, I fucking live here in this country, send them and their ill-gotten green cards and give them a permanent one way fuck-you-written-all-over ticket back where they live so they can go make as many children as they want there.
Republicans should be exterminated.
Fuck neocons for ruining the entire fucking world.
Fuck globalization for making Brave New World a fucking travel guide.
Give me Safari's back.
Give me the jungle and rainforest back so I can go get lost in Africa and nature and go frolic with cannibal tribes instead of sitting around here wasting my time pressing buttons.
Fuck wall street for allowing china to become top dog.
Fuck my countrymen for allowing us to become second place.
Screw politicians for stealing all the money instead of rebuilding the country.
Fuck corporations for sucking ass for the government and ruining the environment, annoying the hell out of me with constant advertisements and ruining the internet.
Fuck monarchists for being dumbasses.
Fuck chavs for being too far away to bash their skulls.
Fuck morons for loving Nazis.
4chan can go burn in hell.
Everything can go asplode.
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I fucking hate 3D movies, they just fucking suck , and the glasses are uncomfortable as shit.
[QUOTE=kootee;26142950]I fucking hate 3D movies, they just fucking suck , and the glasses are uncomfortable as shit.[/QUOTE]
especially if you're near-sighted like me. wearing those over my regular glasses gives me the worst headache, and if i take off my regular glasses and i'm sitting farrish away from the screen everything's blurry anyway.
also 3d is a huge fucking gimmick. people think that if they make something 3d it's automatically good. as far as i can tell they haven't found a way to effectively use it to improve the movie.
Coming back into this thread to vent again.
Well, I've still been depressed the past few weeks, but it isn't as bad as before. Rarely, my depression goes to the point where I shrug off every single person, even if they are my closest and dearest friends. School hasn't been going great, and I've been missing days on purpose, or by accident and I don't know why. My Dad recently put locks on my computer, so now I can only use it on a certain time, and it kicks me off as soon as that time is up. He says I "go on the computer too much" and that wouldn't be the case if the area I live in wasn't so damn boring for me. Most of my school friends live miles away (10-20), and I don't really have the leisure of going over to their house because I don't have a car, or anyone to drive me. Nobody really cares that I am all depressed too. They normally just ask if I'm okay and leave it at that. Not too many of my "friends" ask me if I want to talk about it or anything.
I don't know what to do. I'm still depressed and it doesn't seem like it's going to go away.
Okay, I've made one post in this thread, where I got scared and didn't hit the reply button because, well I dunno why...
Anyway. I have very bad anger problems, not just teenage bollocks, but I get random fits of it where I become so tense I really can't move. I [i]hate[/i] talking to people face to face it makes me rage, I have no idea why, I fucking hate it. My friends all say I'm a dick, I never try to be, half the time I don't know what I've done, until I think about the days events, realise what happens then go into a rage about how I was wrong. Really, you could say I'm a slow person, not at running or with maths or English, but Socially I have no idea how to react. I honestly cannot take an insult or compliment, I mean, often I work it out later, or after a few seconds of thinking about it, but I have no idea why. Another thing is I have long winded speeches, and never realise that the other party (whoever I am talking to) has lost interest. It is soo Annoying. I really hate myself.
My friend suggest Aspergers, my mum thinks the anger is from problems with her and my dad when I was younger. But the social problems no one has an idea and really, what worries and annoys me the post is that I don't know what it is, to be honest I'd be happier if I had a diagnosis, but that means talking to someone, I've done that before but I really hate it, it makes me feel sick just thinking about it.
I have a girlfriend by the way, I have no idea how. She doesn't get messages that I'm pissed off which just makes me worse. And once apparently she was worried that I didn't love/like her and you know what, I didn't give a single shit I didn't even take it seriously. I have that with a lot of things, and you look back on it and realise how fucking wrong you are.
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Sorry for any bad grammar, mistakes or what ever, I'm not very good when talking about important things.
Also I am very depressed. - How could I even forget that?
Edit 2
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;26143081]Coming back into this thread to vent again.
Well, I've still been depressed the past few weeks, but it isn't as bad as before. Rarely, my depression goes to the point where I shrug off every single person, even if they are my closest and dearest friends. School hasn't been going great, and I've been missing days on purpose, or by accident and I don't know why. My Dad recently put locks on my computer, so now I can only use it on a certain time, and it kicks me off as soon as that time is up. He says I "go on the computer too much" and that wouldn't be the case if the area I live in wasn't so damn boring for me. Most of my school friends live miles away (10-20), and I don't really have the leisure of going over to their house because I don't have a car, or anyone to drive me. Nobody really cares that I am all depressed too. They normally just ask if I'm okay and leave it at that. Not too many of my "friends" ask me if I want to talk about it or anything.
I don't know what to do. I'm still depressed and it doesn't seem like it's going to go away.[/QUOTE]
I feel the same, none of my friends live near either, I found myself walking 10 miles one weekend when I felt really alone.
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