[QUOTE=ytr191;26204044]I have masturbated to so many video game characters its TOO FUNNY!
Have a look
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And many others that i do not remember that well.
[B]FEELS GOOD TO HAVE THAT OFF MY CHEST MAN![/B][/QUOTE]
You forgot starfire :keke:
[QUOTE=mynames2long;26208420]Hey...I see a lot of people from the music section here, that's awesome
So I recently started whatever school you're in when you're 16, we call it gymnasium
It's a music school, I study all the core stuff like math, english, language etc but also a lot of music. I've made some friends here, I was virtually alone before, except for some friends I don't really care about and one really close friend
And yeah, one of them is this amazing girl in my class. She's, well, amazing. Really smart, very talented musically(classical pianist), awesome personality, kind of geeky, loves physics like me, great taste in music, and really cute. We totally clicked and now we're basically best friends.
Needless to say, I have a major crush on her.
I'm not even sure you could call it a crush, it's like, I would be happy for the rest of my life just if I can be with her.
Of course, that's a problem in itself, since well, we're really really good friends even though we've only known eachother for a couple of months, and I wouldn't want to ruin that.
But I'm just crazy about her, you know? If only I'd have been more naïve it wouldn't have been a problem, I'd think it'd last forever, but I know it won't...It never does
And it'd make the group really awkward when we break up
Another thing that's sort of important, she has GAD, or generalized anxiety disorder, making her have random anxiety attack in which she can't breathe and her whole body aches and shit
It's really painful to watch, I feel really bad for her...
But yeah, it has brought us together even further since I am a very good listener and I try to comfort her as much as I can
And it's so hard, not to kiss her, when she's so defenseless like that, I know she'd like it then and there but what about the long run?
Also it's feel like I was using her condition...
GAH it's such a mess[/QUOTE]
I had something like that happen to me last year, had an acquittance that I sort of knew for a while. Would say hello if we passed each other and stuff like that but nothing really that interesting. One day I started helping her train for a sports match she had coming up (am far more experienced than she is) and we got to talking, suddenly we found we got on insanely well and had a lot of stuff in common. Was a very strange thing as we both threw caution to the wind and told each other things we had never told anyone before (both were going through pretty crap personal situations at the time). We got insanely close insanely fast and both knew something was there but never acted on it due both of us having more going on than we could cope with.
It was going great but then she started going out with this guy I really do not like, he was arrogant and always tried to worm his way to be centre of attention. I knew he had a problem with me talking to her so much and slowly we drifted apart. Haven't spoken to her in nearly 6 months now and it is a bit annoying.
I just moved for a new job and I am living in a fucking closet for 300 a month and I am super stressed.
I feel very unwelcome here....and it hurts
My girlfriend of about 5 months broke up with me today.
Feels baaad man. :smith:
:sigh:
Alright...Nyeh!!! *pulls giant squid off chest*
Much better.
[QUOTE=Dogchow33;26214540]:sigh:
Alright...Nyeh!!! *pulls giant squid off chest*
Much better.[/QUOTE]
not cool
My friend is pompous, and i hate my broadband, also, i wish my postcount was <2000.
RAGH!
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;26214276]I just moved for a new job and I am living in a fucking closet for 300 a month and I am super stressed.
I feel very unwelcome here....and it hurts[/QUOTE]
<3
My friend and I are making a school report on alcohol, I let him do the layout and i did most of the writing.
The columns look like shit and there is weird lines without any function that makes it look even worse.
Oh shit I hope he doesn't read this.
I fap to women over 50
And as it turns out, my dad's been having an affair
I hope everything sorts out
[QUOTE=john_frohman;25879994]I don't shower regularly.
My armpits smell like ass when it's hot.[/QUOTE]
Don't everyone's?
[editline]22nd November 2010[/editline]
Well, anyway, I have something to get off my chest.
I pissed on the toilet seat once. Whew, that felt good.
I handled a situation really badly, feel down about it.
I'm going on a trip to Phoenix with this girl I've been hanging out with soon. The girl's friend wanted to come with us, and I told her it was cool if she did, but my woman and I talked about it last night and decided that we wanted to spend the weekend alone to get to know each other a bit better. I told her that I'd talk to her friend for her, and my subtle way of letting her know what I didn't want her to come was:
"Hey, Amber and I decided that we want to go to Phoenix alone. Sorry to change plans on you so suddenly! We'll be back before the weekend's out though, so we can still hang out that night. :)"
A while after sending the message, I realized that I wasn't actually being very subtle or nice or polite at all, and now I feel guilty about it. I guess I should probably go apologize to her.
The wolf pack is at my school. I'm scared, what do? It's crazy shit. Their leader has a hole in his pants where the tail comes out of, and I'm fairly sure he's eight feet tall.
[QUOTE=Midtown123;26236212]The wolf pack is at my school. I'm scared, what do? It's crazy shit. Their leader has a hole in his pants where the tail comes out of, and I'm fairly sure he's eight feet tall.[/QUOTE]
Nothing happened here in the city where all the mess originated, so I wouldn't worry that much about it.
[QUOTE=Don Ochs;26199219]I'm fucking tired of my friends. I've always been an average guy, I used to do sports, I did great in school and I was happy. I've also always been really nice, perhaps a bit too nice. I had some great friends a few years back. When I started new school I still had some of my old friends with me, but as I got there I got alot of new classmates too. There was one kid who I had known since before but wasn't really familiar with, he was asocial he had a type of autism and really had no friends. I felt bad for him because he was so lonely so I started talking to him, hanging with him. Now he's probably the closest friend I have, sigh, it's not a good thing. Anyways, as I started socialising with him it kinda got too much, he started following me and was with me all the time. I didn't care at that time, but he wasn't the only one. There were a few other kids who also were nerdy, asocial and had no friends who kinda started hanging on me too. What was I supposed to do? I tried to be nice, but I started losing my old good friends because of this. I quit the sports I did cause I didn't really feel like I had the time or that I knew my teams anymore. After a few years I realise that I hate my friends. I have like 4 or 5 friends now and they're all asocial nerds. 1 or perhaps 2 of them are kinda intelligent, great at math and shit, but the rest of them aren't even smart, they perform aweful in school, they don't give a fuck about school.
Looking back at it all it feels like I've been giving myself away, gaining nothing. These friends aren't capable of doing anything, as I said they are nerdy pussies, they do awful in school, they are selfish, they don't even take care of their bodies, some of them barely shower once a month. I can't rely on them, I can't talk to them or hang with them, do stuff that I want to do. And at this very moment I'm kinda going through a hard time too and they are not fucking helping. They've always been a burden to me, and now when I really need a good friend at most, I realise I have none.
It's all true but I feel like an asshole for saying this.[/QUOTE]
Be straight with them and tell them you don't wanna hang anymore.
[editline]23rd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Midtown123;26236212]The wolf pack is at my school. I'm scared, what do? It's crazy shit. Their leader has a hole in his pants where the tail comes out of, and I'm fairly sure he's eight feet tall.[/QUOTE]
How easily can you smuggle in napalm?
[editline]23rd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26232421]I handled a situation really badly, feel down about it.
I'm going on a trip to Phoenix with this girl I've been hanging out with soon. The girl's friend wanted to come with us, and I told her it was cool if she did, but my woman and I talked about it last night and decided that we wanted to spend the weekend alone to get to know each other a bit better. I told her that I'd talk to her friend for her, and my subtle way of letting her know what I didn't want her to come was:
"Hey, Amber and I decided that we want to go to Phoenix alone. Sorry to change plans on you so suddenly! We'll be back before the weekend's out though, so we can still hang out that night. :)"
A while after sending the message, I realized that I wasn't actually being very subtle or nice or polite at all, and now I feel guilty about it. I guess I should probably go apologize to her.[/QUOTE]
Just call her up and be more caring about it.
I just destroyed a troll thread that was 8 pages long, after 2 minutes, the Thread was closed and I had nowhere to post this, it was abit frustrating so I am "getting it off my chest":
[IMG_thumb]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/873/ophaslostit.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26236486]I just destroyed a troll thread that was 8 pages long, after 2 minutes, the Thread was closed and I had nowhere to post this, it was abit frustrating so I am "getting it off my chest":
[IMG_thumb]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/873/ophaslostit.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
egotistical much
I dont understand people. Why do we hate eachother? Why do we concern ourselves with trivial things? Why do we argue with the people we love, over things we dont even really care about? Why do people pass up somebody in need because helping them will be an inconvenience? Why are people so desensitized? We see people being mistreated and we shrug it off like its nothing. society only watches out for itself and nobody else. Im sick of it. Why as a people do we not care? I used to have seething hate for everybody around me. But then I realized that I was so much happier when i was a little kid, always happy no matter what, being nice to people, helping anybody I could. life is much better when you care.
Why is everybody including me is a lying hipocritical fake poser?
[QUOTE=Fr33domRider;26236833]Why is everybody including me is a lying hipocritical fake poser?[/QUOTE]
because we are human. Humans will do that until the end of time. But the good ones try their hardest to not be that.
I murdered someone and hid their bodies in a trash compactor at the junkyard I work at.
Hello, I am Medicman. My life is boring. I'm 16 and in High School and I feel like I'm living out the same day repeatedly. I have 3 so called "friends", which I don't really care for all that much, and I have hardly ever spoken to girls throughout my life. I do nothing all fucking day. I am tired of academic work, so I figured "Hey, I should join an extracurricular activity!". So I joined my JROTC's Raider and Drill teams. Raider's had two sub teams, team A and B, team B being the mixed gender team. I was on team B, and I was like "Hey this is fun!" and then the battalion commander (who is a cadet) gets rid of team B, and they won't let anyone on team A because they're a bunch of elitist fucking pricks in their own little clique. So the one thing I enjoyed was stripped from me. I quit Drill team because for Raiders, they require you to be on another team, so the only reason I was doing Drill in the first place was to act as a prerequisite for Raiders. So yeah, everything in my life pretty much goes wrong. I have 3 friends which I'm drifting apart from, I never talk to girls because I'm a shy bastard and I have no social skills, I don't do anything besides school and airsoft on Saturdays, because nothing is fun to me. I really hate like 99.9% of the people at my school, because they're a bunch of idiotic douchebags who clique up in their little groups and refuse to socialize with anyone outside. I tried very hard to make friends and no one really acknowledges my existence. I'm beginning to hate gaming as well, it's just a huge waste of time. So I feel literally like I have nothing to do in life.
Why am I posting this here? I don't know. Facepunch is probably the worst place to share personal problems, but I have to get this off of my chest, as the title says.
[QUOTE=Drax-Quin;26199247]You know what I hate this thread for one huge reason, I see people like me people I'd like to meet but I'll probably never meet them *sigh* I'm stuck with a bunch of people I hate.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if any of us would be interested in meeting up (trying to make this sound as un-creepy as possible, this is the best I can do)
Anyone in NYC?
[QUOTE=Raneman;26237015]I murdered someone and hid their bodies in a trash compactor at the junkyard I work at.[/QUOTE]
That's weird. I found a body in a trash compactor at the junkyard I work at.
Small world, eh.
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;26237414]Hello, I am Medicman. My life is boring. I'm 16 and in High School and I feel like I'm living out the same day repeatedly. I have 3 so called "friends", which I don't really care for all that much, and I have hardly ever spoken to girls throughout my life. I do nothing all fucking day. I am tired of academic work, so I figured "Hey, I should join an extracurricular activity!". So I joined my JROTC's Raider and Drill teams. Raider's had two sub teams, team A and B, team B being the mixed gender team. I was on team B, and I was like "Hey this is fun!" and then the battalion commander (who is a cadet) gets rid of team B, and they won't let anyone on team A because they're a bunch of elitist fucking pricks in their own little clique. So the one thing I enjoyed was stripped from me. I quit Drill team because for Raiders, they require you to be on another team, so the only reason I was doing Drill in the first place was to act as a prerequisite for Raiders. So yeah, everything in my life pretty much goes wrong. I have 3 friends which I'm drifting apart from, I never talk to girls because I'm a shy bastard and I have no social skills, I don't do anything besides school and airsoft on Saturdays, because nothing is fun to me. I really hate like 99.9% of the people at my school, because they're a bunch of idiotic douchebags who clique up in their little groups and refuse to socialize with anyone outside. I tried very hard to make friends and no one really acknowledges my existence. I'm beginning to hate gaming as well, it's just a huge waste of time. So I feel literally like I have nothing to do in life.
Why am I posting this here? I don't know. Facepunch is probably the worst place to share personal problems, but I have to get this off of my chest, as the title says.[/QUOTE]
Man, I used to be exactly like you. But I was in college at 16. Which made making friends way harder. But what's funny is, i made friends with a guy who plays airsoft. Now we play every month. I also got to thinking gaming was a waste of time. But look at this:
As humans there are VERY few things we actually [u]need[/u]. we need: Food. Water. Shelter. and human interaction. EVERYTHING ELSE is a luxury. Do you know how much of your day it would take up to work at a job enough to provide for a small one room appt. adn the basic amount of food and water you need to survive. You could get enough money for that in a couple of days per week. So you have days, upon days that are not occupied by necessary actions. Everybody has this. And anything you choose to fill that time with is not a waste of time. If it gives you pleasure and entertainment then its worthwhile.
Also, where do you play airsoft?
also, also, facepunch can have some very cool members.
i told my friends at school i was a furry, they seem to b ok wit dat
I peruse the love advice section. I have no idea why, since (other than motivation) I seem to be perfectly capable of getting girls, and don't really need to go there...
I'm sure I've learned something from all the posts, but I think I go there to feel good about myself, or be entertained...
That makes me sound like such a sad person.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;26236538]I dont understand people. Why do we hate eachother? Why do we concern ourselves with trivial things? Why do we argue with the people we love, over things we dont even really care about? Why do people pass up somebody in need because helping them will be an inconvenience? Why are people so desensitized? We see people being mistreated and we shrug it off like its nothing. society only watches out for itself and nobody else. Im sick of it. Why as a people do we not care? I used to have seething hate for everybody around me. But then I realized that I was so much happier when i was a little kid, always happy no matter what, being nice to people, helping anybody I could. life is much better when you care.[/QUOTE]
ALL because of this one asshole who said "NO."
[editline]23rd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=D0C H.;26237767]Man, I used to be exactly like you. But I was in college at 16. Which made making friends way harder. But what's funny is, i made friends with a guy who plays airsoft. Now we play every month. I also got to thinking gaming was a waste of time. But look at this:
As humans there are VERY few things we actually [u]need[/u]. we need: Food. Water. Shelter. and human interaction. EVERYTHING ELSE is a luxury. Do you know how much of your day it would take up to work at a job enough to provide for a small one room appt. adn the basic amount of food and water you need to survive. You could get enough money for that in a couple of days per week. So you have days, upon days that are not occupied by necessary actions. Everybody has this. And anything you choose to fill that time with is not a waste of time. If it gives you pleasure and entertainment then its worthwhile.
Also, where do you play airsoft?
also, also, facepunch can have some very cool members.[/QUOTE]
I been paintballing couple a times, but haven't gone airsofting.
What's the difference, and which is better IYO?
[QUOTE=TheFacePuncher1;26238630]ALL because of this one asshole who said "NO."
I been paintballing couple a times, but haven't gone airsofting.
What's the difference, and which is better IYO?[/QUOTE]
What about some guy saying no?
And I have done both. IMHO airsoft is MUCH better. Both have their pros and cons. But airsoft is funner to me. Cooler guns. No annoying hopper. Much more realistic than paintball. and CHEAP. The gun is the most expensive part. For a grand total of $30. Im going to be playing 2 games this weekend. One 7 hour game, and the other is 4-5 hours. The $30 is entrance fee, and ammo. Seeing as the rifles are electric, i dont have to buy CO2. It all depends on where you live. In california there are tons of fields. But some places might only have paintball fields.
[editline]22nd November 2010[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgNjYMpZGfE[/media]
here is some close quarters stuff. In open fields is where it really is fun.
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