Just wanna vent to you guys, because Facepunch has been my sanctuary for three years now.
So I asked out a girl I liked, trying to distance myself from that "friend zoned nerd type" that seems to plague me, and many alike. Didn't work too well. Final nail in the coffin that was my good mood for the day was "I'm sorry, but I can't get over my ex...but you're an AMAZING friend!".
:(
Fucking hell.
My ex's new boyfriend is justin beiber with a lip ring. Spitting fucking image.
And I'm tired of being a fallguy for all the girls that go for my friends. They get dumped by them, then go after me, just to try to annoy them.
And Leslie Nielsen is dead.
Fucking terrible day.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;26394005]I read the Gifted and Talented part and suddenly remembered that I know a ton of people in those class's and realized how much I FUCKING hate them... you GT kids are more then annoying... just plain arrogant and ignorant.. I guess higher education dosn't equal jack shit.[/QUOTE]
Not me, right? :saddowns:
I wish I could just go up a year so I don't have to deal with these faggots.
So, just as I'm about to do my ASVAB (Test) and MEPS (Physical) for the Air Force tomorrow, my buddy randomly opens up his experiences being an Army sniper and all the horrible things that happened. Great way to motivate me.
[QUOTE=Doom14;26397448]So, just as I'm about to do my ASVAB (Test) and MEPS (Physical) for the Air Force tomorrow, my buddy randomly opens up his experiences being an Army sniper and all the horrible things that happened. Great way to motivate me.[/QUOTE]
Keep in mind the base fact that the Air Force is not the Army, you aren't going to be a field sniper, and you'll be fine. You've nothing to worry about, in that regard. Good luck, mate.
I fucking hate winter, I love Xmas and all the cheer that comes with it but I fucking hate all the snow and cold. Can't go jogging or biking without getting numb or some shit.
I hate people who actually say "lol"
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
I hate when my ballsack is all sweaty and i'm in public
I technically brought no shave november to my school, and no one believes me. They'll talk about it and I'll be like "Yeah, my brother started that after I told him about a thread on a forum."
Get's annoying actually, lol.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25880409]The fact that I have no self esteem and no self confidence, and everyone thinks I'm the happiest person on earth.
The fact that I've been shot down every single time I try with a girl. No, I don't ask every girl out after a day of talking to them. I only actually like a girl who isn't some blonde bimbo stuck up bitch once a year pretty much it seems and I put so much effort and hard work into it, talking to them all the time, trying to hang out and all that. It isn't some business deal, I end up really liking them if I bother to put this much effort into it and it all goes to waste, every time. Thats a great confidence crusher that has affected me in all other fields too. Bad grades don't help either even though I try and all my parents do is yell, wishing I'd do better when I try.
I just typed all this to the internet.
:smith:
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
Since I'm in a position of shittieness too, I'll just say, you're not alone with the shitty grades part :([/QUOTE]
Damn, I feel that way and happens to me all the time like when I went to my 8th grade dance I got invited by a bunch of people and they say I should go, but then no one wants to hang out with me! :<
In the beginning of my sophomore year(this year) I met this girl. She was very nice and we had the same views and liked the same things. We even had very big conversations about Fallout, consoles, and computers.
I asked her to homecoming so I could get to know her more and dance with her some. She said yes. I went on this huge farce of getting everything I need for homecoming: The suit, shoes, undershirt, tie.
(which took a very long time)
After I finally got everything, she says "I think I'm going to go to homecoming with someone else, we're just friends."
I know that isn't that bad, but her new boyfriend is an emofag that is half my size. I have a decent muscle structure and I think I intimidate him, but he gets on my nerves all the time saying that it was my fault that I didn't get to go to homecoming with someone I liked; I just want to punch him in his little face everytime he talks to me.
And you know whats real [B]great[/B]? Every time she comes up to me, they make out.
Anyways, 4 other girls like me, so this wasn't a total loss.
I still raged, though.
i've spent most of my life trying to tell myself that i am right and that all others are wrong, but the more i think about it, the more i realise that i have spent my whole life living a lie.
Sometimes I wonder. Why does there have to be so few decent looking girls around? Like, 1 in 50. I must just have too high standards I guess.
So as it turns out my ex already has another crush within 2 months of breaking up with me, but the thing is...
she nailed his brother last month already.
She's a good girl with a great personality but fuck me if i'll ever understand them.
eh, at least two of her best friends appear to have taken a shine to me, we'll see how that turns out
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;26403160]Sometimes I wonder. Why does there have to be so few decent looking girls around? Like, 1 in 50. I must just have too high standards I guess.[/QUOTE]
There are tons of hot chicks out there.
Problem is, they are either with some douchebag, ARE douchettes, wear fucking hercules sandals and shit like that
I've got to win her back, because if I don't I'll be all alone....again...
[QUOTE=mfb412;26403221]There are tons of hot chicks out there.
Problem is, they are either with some douchebag, ARE douchettes, wear fucking hercules sandals and shit like that[/QUOTE]
Girls with douchebag boyfriends aren't the problem. If anything, it makes it easier. The problem is the douchettes, and there's too many of them.
[img]http://themodernsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/attraction_triangle_project.jpg[/img]
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=G71tc4;26403430]I've got to win her back, because if I don't I'll be all alone....again...[/QUOTE]
Don't think like that. You broke up for a reason. If you get back together, it's a bonus. If you don't, you're single and free. I was thinking that about my ex, then realised that she'd been lying to me for 13 months, and now (couple of weeks after we broke up) she's going out with the local manslut.
[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;26385266]no you have not you overly sensetive imbecile
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
mentally[/QUOTE]
I'm not hurt or anything, nothing has happened. I'm just not happy.
why not bro
come clean
[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;26405741]why not bro
come clean[/QUOTE]
I don't really know, it's been happening over a long time for no reason tbh.
I love visual novels.
I lie IRL to make myself seem more interesting. Strangely, not on the internet where it's way easier.
You shouldn't lie to seem more interesting, you should [B]be[/B] more interesting :buddy:
I want to be a girl.
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;26403566]Girls with douchebag boyfriends aren't the problem. If anything, it makes it easier. The problem is the douchettes, and there's too many of them.
[img_thumb]http://themodernsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/attraction_triangle_project.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
Don't think like that. You broke up for a reason. If you get back together, it's a bonus. If you don't, you're single and free. I was thinking that about my ex, then realised that she'd been lying to me for 13 months, and now (couple of weeks after we broke up) she's going out with the local manslut.[/QUOTE]
I'll take emotionally stable and intelligent. I don't judge on gender or looks.
Some people's avatars on this forum just make me so angry because they're so stupid. I constantly have to hold back flaming someone for a shitty avatar.
Hormones suck :saddowns:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;26406953]I don't really know, it's been happening over a long time for no reason tbh.[/QUOTE]
aw bro
come here bro
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;26403566]Girls with douchebag boyfriends aren't the problem. If anything, it makes it easier. The problem is the douchettes, and there's too many of them.
[img_thumb]http://themodernsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/attraction_triangle_project.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
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Too true.
I am surrounded by them, all fairly good looking girls (who enjoy metal) live at least 20 minutes away from me for some reason. And quite a few of them aren't emotionally stable. And are about 2 years younger than me. Those who are either my age or close are either good friends who i'd never risk a relationship with or already have boyfriends... shit gets tough.
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Revanold;26412528]Hormones suck :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Pain in the ass, 24/7
[QUOTE=The Bible;26402834]i've spent most of my life trying to tell myself that i am right and that all others are wrong, but the more i think about it, the more i realise that i have spent my whole life living a lie.[/QUOTE]
I thought this was odd, then I saw your avatar and name, and figured it was just overt satire.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;26394005]I read the Gifted and Talented part and suddenly remembered that I know a ton of people in those class's and realized how much I FUCKING hate them... you GT kids are more then annoying... just plain arrogant and ignorant.. I guess higher education dosn't equal jack shit.[/QUOTE]
That's just a generalization. I'm in the GATE program and I don't see it as much else other than a free ticket to field trips to art museums (Living by San Francisco has its perks) I've only been in it since May, but I could see your standpoint.
I've lately become a bit more aware of my general health
For example: After times of stress (For example, every day) I get these weird red marks that don't go away for a very long time, and mostly they scarr- on my left leg.
This is near a patch of quite nasty skin, which I have not yet had a doctor look at, and it's been there for a very long time.
Other problems include occasional numbness statrting from the joint, which isn't as common, but still quite worrying.
Even more problems include the fact that I get this very odd and painfull feeling at the base of my lungs after running too much, which hurts for quite a long time. That and how my shoulders almost always need rolling to get them to be a little less painfull. Plus there's my spine which comes from years of sitting on this crappy plastic chair, which appears to have almost pushed it up a little. There are other problems too that I can't neccesarily remember.
I feel like I've served a tour of duty or something :ohdear:
On the plus side, I'm not obese.
It's sort of worrying, I feel a day shouldn't require me to endure certain amounts of pain.
I don't suppose doctor facepunch knows of anything do they?
I'm british, and I love moaning about things, yes.
I have to get this off of my chest, even though everything turned out to be alright.
So, two weeks ago I spent the weekend at my girlfriend's place. She lives over four hours away, and it had been two months since I last saw her, so as you can imagine, things got a little intense. Like always, however, we used protection.
Fast forward to the last few days. It's time for her period, and it hasn't started quite yet. She's having unbelievably bad cramps and her boobs are starting to get tender, something that's never happened to her. For for the past 3 days both of us have been living in a sort of panic, more for her though than me (for obvious reasons).
What makes the whole situation worst for me though is that I haven't been sleeping right. Last night I spent 5 or 6 hours just lying in my bed in the dark dwelling on the whole situation. Today I came to the conclusion that I would be with her every step of the way, being the old fashioned kind of person I am, and that no matter what she would choose for it, I would support her. I was even planning to tell her parents, in person, by myself if I had to (which is scary, her parents are rich, though they like me enough. I'm still scared of getting chased by her dad wielding a baseball bat). I was even prepared to postpone my next college semester just to be there with her.
So, literally being sick over the whole situation, especially from nerves, I gave her a call today. She finally had her period. I don't know if many people feel as much relief as I did today. I learned that she hasn't slept or eaten in two days, and I thought I had it bad :(
Anyway, the call happened about an hour ago and my hands are still shaking. I hope none of you have to go through anything like this. Neither of us are prepared to raise a child. I am pro-life (please don't start an argument with me about this, it's not why I'm here), but in my mind I was willing to accept this as an option for her sake, though I'm sure she's against it as well. I even considered adoption, as I'm sure both of us would consider this the best option as neither of us are prepared or even equipped to raise a child.
Anyway, the moral of this story is that if you're going to have sex, be safe about it. Even be wary of condoms. This whole situation put me on a research frenzy where I find that many women have become pregnant even after using condoms. They are 98% efficient, which doesn't include improper use or rips, tears, and breaks (which take their true efficiency rate down to 84%). Her dad knows about her terrible cramps, and she's probably going on the pill, which is great because we don't have to go through this anymore and I don't have to wear condoms anymore :D
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