[QUOTE=Snake31;26415555]I have to get this off of my chest, even though everything turned out to be alright.
So, two weeks ago I spent the weekend at my girlfriend's place. She lives over four hours away, and it had been two months since I last saw her, so as you can imagine, things got a little intense. Like always, however, we used protection.
Fast forward to the last few days. It's time for her period, and it hasn't started quite yet. She's having unbelievably bad cramps and her boobs are starting to get tender, something that's never happened to her. For for the past 3 days both of us have been living in a sort of panic, more for her though than me (for obvious reasons).
What makes the whole situation worst for me though is that I haven't been sleeping right. Last night I spent 5 or 6 hours just lying in my bed in the dark dwelling on the whole situation. Today I came to the conclusion that I would be with her every step of the way, being the old fashioned kind of person I am, and that no matter what she would choose for it, I would support her. I was even planning to tell her parents, in person, by myself if I had to (which is scary, her parents are rich, though they like me enough. I'm still scared of getting chased by her dad wielding a baseball bat). I was even prepared to postpone my next college semester just to be there with her.
So, literally being sick over the whole situation, especially from nerves, I gave her a call today. She finally had her period. I don't know if many people feel as much relief as I did today. I learned that she hasn't slept or eaten in two days, and I thought I had it bad :(
Anyway, the call happened about an hour ago and my hands are still shaking. I hope none of you have to go through anything like this. Neither of us are prepared to raise a child. I am pro-life (please don't start an argument with me about this, it's not why I'm here), but in my mind I was willing to accept this as an option for her sake, though I'm sure she's against it as well. I even considered adoption, as I'm sure both of us would consider this the best option as neither of us are prepared or even equipped to raise a child.
Anyway, the moral of this story is that if you're going to have sex, be safe about it. Even be wary of condoms. This whole situation put me on a research frenzy where I find that many women have become pregnant even after using condoms. They are 98% efficient, which doesn't include improper use or rips, tears, and breaks (which take their true efficiency rate down to 84%). Her dad knows about her terrible cramps, and she's probably going on the pill, which is great because we don't have to go through this anymore and I don't have to wear condoms anymore :D[/QUOTE]
Be sure to wear condoms even if she is on the pill if it is a day she would ovulate.
I want to strangle this girl
"no country will ever call themselves communist and not have rich people. And thats a fact. "
FUCK
"wheres the citations on UR fact that NK is ...a totalitarian dictatorship? Wheres that facT? no where. "
ME
I just shot at this big tanned spider that was climbing up my wall with a cheap bb gun. I can't find the little fucker anywhere now! I can't sleep until this spider's dead or I burn down this God damn room!
My Great-Grandfather just died today. He lived a good 92 years. :unsmith:
OK, i haven't really been on FP much but i occasionally check it when I'm bored and this thread looks perfect to just say what I'm feeling!
OK, so last year my grandma, on my dads side, and my aunt died within a space of a month! It was a terrible and distressing part of my life and i still think about them all the time, because they where brilliant and i loved them! Although at the time i thought about death, and how cruel life is, but that was overshadowed by the events , namely funerals and inheritance. And only recently i got the news that my great grandma, on my mums side, had fallen over and been seriously shaken. But last week i visited her and it seemed like she had gained an extra 10 years! She is 96, and would have easily gone onto being 100+ but now I'm not so sure!
But ever since then i have been thinking about death! I'm semi christian, i was baptised but i barely go to church and sort of don't fully believe in god, and heaven or hell. And this is what's on my chest, it seems that all the time nowadays I'm constantly thinking about death and when i think about it too hard i get a horrible feeling of claustrophobia and fear! The thing is i don't fear the act of dyeing, it's inevitable and i get that, it's what happens after.
If i am to believe science, and believe that we don't have souls and all we are just results of evolution. i must believe that after death there is nothing and i won't even be aware that I'm dead it'll be nothing but i as myself won't be there! This is what gets me, and it's even worse when I'm in bed! it's as if I'm gripped by an inevitable truth and i panic so i have to turn on the lights and try to calm down! It's only when I'm with friends and family that i don't think about death, and I'm really calm.
I just needed to say that. :)
You do know that, every time you go to sleep, you're willingly putting aside your conscious self...
You're not afraid to fall asleep, right?
Then don't be afraid of what happens after you die.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;26436050]You do know that, every time you go to sleep, you're willingly putting aside your conscious self...
You're not afraid to fall asleep, right?
Then don't be afraid of what happens after you die.[/QUOTE]
Now I can't sleep. Thanks :saddowns:
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;26436050]Then don't be afraid of what happens after you die.[/QUOTE]
Personally I'm not afraid, just a little curious.
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;26436152]Now I can't sleep. Thanks :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
You're incapable of not doing that. Give it time, it will come.
[tab]That statement applies to both sleep and death...[/tab]
so I kind of feel the need to talk about this..
so I like this girl. (so dose half of everyone on this website)
I would say were friends, we talk a lot and shit. The issue is not that I can't ask her out or anything.
Its that we text a lot, she will send me a text or I will and we can text straight for a good 12 hours, ranking up a 100-200 messages in a day.
The part I feel i need to talk about is.. that fact when ever I see her in person she hardly bats a eye to my existence.
I kind of feel insulted, not cause I like her or anything. but she texts me/ i text her a lot but in reality i am not existent, almost feels like im wasting my time talking to this person if they're going to be so in-personal in person.
so is it wrong for me to feel a little annoyed/insulted?
-snip-
[QUOTE=Makol;26440899]So this you're speaking of person posts here?
[editline]1st December 2010[/editline]
Also, oddly enough I text and talk a lot with another member here but I feel no attraction to this person what so ever. I would just consider them a good friend.
I'm not much help am I?[/QUOTE]
dude, you make no sense.
Yeah, when rereading that I confused myself.
Oh, no!
The thread fell off the first two pages!
How will people complain about their lives in one nice compact thread if they can't be counted on to go three pages back to find said thread?
Or... does this mean that Facepunch has gotten everything off of it's collective chest, and no longer needs to divulge it's depressing feelings?
Ferret has to be put down next Saturday. Its a really frustrating situation: He has a disease, that we know, that doesn't have any viable treatment in the US. The vet we go to was trying to import some implants from out of the country, but it doesn't appear to be happening.
His health is not at risk, but he is absolutely miserable. He can't stop itching, and he has numerous scabs on his body from itching so bad that he tore the skin. The itching is so bad he's almost completely bald. We've tried many methods to help the situation, but nothing works, and he continues to lose hair and the scabs are increasing in number.
So basically, we're forced to put him down simply out of mercy, so he doesn't have to suffer anymore. And it fucking sucks.
[QUOTE=Thedashingrogue;25879285]Do you have a problem in your life and you don't want to risk the social embarassment of shouting it from the rooftops? Then post it here. As well as bitching like little girls, advice/help is welcome too. I put this thread in GD because I see a lot of "my life sucks please help me" threads around here.
I could just leave the OP here and sound like a manly guy with no problems in my life, but I need to get some stuff off of my chest too.
So a little while ago, this girl in my year started getting this huge crush on me. She's decent looking, and really not my type. She slowly started listening into my convorsations and trying to figure out what I liked. Then it started. For the past 8 months, I have heard nothing but constant meme shit from her. I guess it would be funny if she put it in the right context, but she doesn't. Whilst asking her facebook friends whether a tingly neck is normal or not, she says, and I quote:
"It started when I was drinking coke. Then I drank some more. FBF."
a friend then asks: "FBF?"
she replies: "foul bachelor frog, duh. Look it up on google image of funny junk."
I raged.
She also tried to get TF2 after she heard me talking about it. She changed her profile picture to a picture of The Heavy, reading: I lol'd, but then I serious'd. She hadn't even played it before. There was literally smoke pouring out of my ears I was so mad. She also has been coppying all of the music I like (and liked). For instance, I used to be a huge emofag and I listened to MCR all the time and as soon as I mention them, she turns up next week with a MCR t-shirt.
Felt good to get that off of my chest, bros.[/QUOTE]
So its Facepunch Anonymous Confessional, without the anonymity?
[editline]4th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;26396788]I put 4 gaybows together, like this:
[img_thumb]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9291/targetu.png[/img_thumb]
and fuck it.[/QUOTE]
I was going to rate you optimistic
but then i noticed you already had exactly 4 and I didn't want to ruin it.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;26496663]So its Facepunch Anonymous Confessional, without the anonymity?
[editline]4th December 2010[/editline]
I was going to rate you optimistic
but then i noticed you already had exactly 4 and I didn't want to ruin it.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, where is the confessional thread? I know I read it a few days ago, but I can't find it anywhere now!
I need to stop lying.
It's gotten to a point where I lie about what I ate for lunch. I don't know why I do it. I sit here and wonder sometimes why I even make so much bullshit up. I just told my friend on MSN that I'm going downstairs to watch TV as I'm typing this. I feel like I have the need to 'spice up' conversations. Bro asks how my day was, I tell him what went down, then I add a few bits that didn't happen (things like 'I bought KFC on the way home and ate it on the bus so I'm not hungry')
Sure, I don't lie about the big stuff. I can't hide the fact I have 2 brothers to my friends, but I've lied to them about what they do for a living so far. My brother isn't an engineer nor is my other brother a laptop repairer, but it's okay, they won't ever interact. Unless they read FP I don't think they will know this :D
What's set me off is that, I was discussing on a TF2 trade about an offer I got for my unusual hat previously. It was obviously a lie and they saw through it, but I quickly turned it around and said I had other items to give (which I didn't have at all). Anyway, I told my friend about this and told him how he was stupid for accusing me of lying!
Well, I was. Just needed to feel better about it after :(
And ffs, since it took me ages to type this up, I only spotted the fact I said my bro asks how my day was. He doesn't, he lives in fucking California 10 hours away from here.
Hurrrrrrr...... I need to stop :(
I'm a fucking huge trypnophobic, I.E. fear of clusters of holes. Think lotus boob. (Don't Google that out of curiosity, by the way.) Really, even stuff like vascular tissue in plants causes me to squirm a little bit.
So is anyone else like this, or am I just that weird?
[sp]I swear if anyone posts trypnophoba pics, I will hunt you down and murder you in the most grisly manner I possibly can.[/sp]
[QUOTE=postmanX3;26498666]I'm a fucking huge trypnophobic, I.E. fear of clusters of holes. Think lotus boob. [b](Don't Google that out of curiosity, by the way.)[/b] [/QUOTE]
I will anyway, because I seem to hate myself.
I'm not particularly afraid of holes, but I googled some pics of it and goddamn, my arms are all tingly.
Dont think I can look at a pore for a while
Ironically, I was just linked back to Facepunch by my search...
Is it okay that I find lotus boob fascinating?
Not arousing, just incredibly interesting.
i gotta say this it's pretty hard
i..
i banged your mom. hard.
i heard about deadmau5 on the forums and i wanted to see what was so great about him. so i went onto youtube and searched him up. Ghost n stuff was the first video that came up. So i watched it.
Best six minutes of my fucking life.
Ah cheesemonkey, ever the subtle troll.
i have a lot of unspeakable porn stashed away in a folder
lots.
[QUOTE=postmanX3;26498666]I'm a fucking huge trypnophobic, I.E. fear of clusters of holes. Think lotus boob. (Don't Google that out of curiosity, by the way.) Really, even stuff like vascular tissue in plants causes me to squirm a little bit.
So is anyone else like this, or am I just that weird?
[sp]I swear if anyone posts trypnophoba pics, I will hunt you down and murder you in the most grisly manner I possibly can.[/sp][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=BagMinge104;26498974][media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/LampreyPenis.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
OH god make it go away! Re-hide that image! What? I can't do that?!
[QUOTE=mfb412;26067740]i rage'd.
it would be at this point that no matter the age of the person, old, new, i would fucking punch until they can't move without the aid of a stretcher.
i hate bullies with a passion, had one in 7th grade, sumbitch kept hitting and pushing me to the ground (i was atleast 20cm shorter than him, and weighed a lot less) hardly stopped me, i hit him, a lot, it just didn't seem to have any effect.
for about 2 years after that, i never saw him, but then, found out he had moved to my new school, and whilst still being taller than me, i'm a lot "bulkier" (weigh more but in muscle), he almost immediately recognized me and as usual, went on to slap me into the back of the head..
to which i reacted by backhanding him in the temple so hard he passed out and was [b]asleep at the hospital for 3 hours[/b], they told me i would've killed him had i hit any harder (not that i would care, fucker deserved it, he bullied many more kids)[/QUOTE]
Calling bullshit.
Being knocked out any longer than five minutes will be cause to go to a hospital for potential brain damage. If this is true, he is either a vegetable or dead.
if you're going to make inane and exaggerated revenge stories then check your fucking facts.
I don't think my dog will make it through the next winter.
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