I pooped in the sink of a public toilet once. Never told anyone.
My laptop battery is about to die, so I'ma go get me a coffee at the shop, if anyone needs some help with something just ask or shoot me a PM if it's private
I also once masturbated in the lavatory of an airplane and in my seat.
[QUOTE=Mattofwiles;25883613]I also once masturbated in the lavatory of an airplane and in my seat.[/QUOTE]
Dude what the fuck are you like trying to mark your territory like a dog
[QUOTE=KingKombat;25883666]Dude what the fuck are you like trying to mark your territory like a dog[/QUOTE]
I just imagined a fat guy running everywhere trying to fap on shit to mark his territory.
Thank you.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25880409]The fact that I have no self esteem and no self confidence, and everyone thinks I'm the happiest person on earth.
The fact that I've been shot down every single time I try with a girl. No, I don't ask every girl out after a day of talking to them. I only actually like a girl who isn't some blonde bimbo stuck up bitch once a year pretty much it seems and I put so much effort and hard work into it, talking to them all the time, trying to hang out and all that. It isn't some business deal, I end up really liking them if I bother to put this much effort into it and it all goes to waste, every time. Thats a great confidence crusher that has affected me in all other fields too. Bad grades don't help either even though I try and all my parents do is yell, wishing I'd do better when I try.
I just typed all this to the internet.
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I somehow forgot this. Repost for justice. Especially since it happened to me very recently, and I (incoming laffs) think I love the girl. She's with one of my friends, who's 5 years older than us, and lives halfway across the fucking country. And she picked him over me. :smithicide:
I had a wet dream this morning involving Angelina Jolie and a hot kinky bondage session.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;25883029]I'm constantly depressed and feel like none of my friends care about me. All the girls I like, like douche bags, and I'm stuck in the friend zone listening to them complain about their douchey boyfriends. Story of pretty much everybody on Facepunch, and I'm just another voice in the mix.[/QUOTE]
The way I feel. We can be bros.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25883802]The way I feel. We can be bros.[/QUOTE]
This thread is pretty much the Broken Spirits club. We're all bros.
Look at my shit thread.
Yeah, had to make a thread.
group hug anyone
[QUOTE=KingKombat;25883834]This thread is pretty much the Broken Spirits club. We're all bros.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25883802]The way I feel. We can be bros.[/QUOTE]
Indeed. Sadly, of course. But still, indeed.
People that are constantly depressed and mention how sad they are and post about it on the internet in the vain hope that people they don't know will show sympathy for them.
Shut up. Shit happens. Deal with it. If you can't deal with it then you really may as well be dead. And if you aren't dead yet from suicide then you obviously have something in your life worth living for, so get happiness off that.
-snip-
I'm gay.
I'm afraid I won't make second snare for Indoor Percussion even though I've spent every day for the past 2 months practicing because our center snare leader is a biased asshole along with our band director.
I've got to change.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;25879688]I [B]hate[/B] people who don't shower regularily and walk around smelling like piss all the time :v:[/QUOTE]
Yours smell like piss? lucky!
the ones around here are much worse.
It sickens me when I see someone who doesn't do anything to fix the situation they are in, yet they're saddened by the situation. When I'm talking to someone that's depressed I try my best to cheer them up, but it seems impossible because they all seem to [I]want[/I] to stay depressed.
The way I see it, you are what you live. If you constantly dwell on everything in your life that sucks then of course you're going to be sad. Life isn't about dwelling, it's about living. You can't be living if you sit there and think about how much shit sucks in your life. You sure as hell aren't entitled to it either if you won't even get up and do anything about it.
What's that? You're fat? Okay, stop complaining about it and go work out. What's that? A girl dumped you? Deal with it and move on. What's that? You don't have any friends? Well maybe if you weren't such a downer people would like you.
The moment you start respecting yourself, the moment you'll get the respect you deserve. That's why I think people that are sad and depressed want to stay sad and depressed. They bring up all these points about things they feel they can't change when in reality they can change every single thing they tell me with some motivation and work, and they tell me "there's no motivation" or "there's no confidence in me." There's plenty, you just don't know how to use it yet.
Turn that sadness into something useful for a change. You won't get anywhere if you sit there and dwell on all of the bad shit. Bruce Lee said "If you think too much about one thing, you'll never get it done." I think what he meant by that was you can't live if you constantly think about the consequences. If you always think about what might happen with something or what has happened with something then you won't ever [I]do[/I] something. And it's true. I see it in people that claim to be depressed on the Internet [I]all the god damn time.[/I]
[I]Fuck[/I]
I [b]loathe[/b] how my mom has started getting stricter with me lately. I asked why she had sand in her vagina and she said " Things are going to change around here, i'm going to keep you away from the devil, YA HEAR!?" and now she wants me to help my dad start a retarded business which is actually a "get rich scheme" called Qivana that requires internet and a computer when he has [i]NO IDEA[/i] how to turn a fucking computer on. I have to help him or he gets mad at me and starts screaming like Tourettes Guy when I could be doing homework. Then I get ultimately fucked over when I come home with a horrible report card and my mom starts screaming at me for helping my computer illiterate dad. :suicide:
I like this girl right? Well her cousin who was once cool with me, knows i like her now, So she starts talking about her boyfriend and shit, how much better he is at stuff, and when I'm with them both she starts talking to her about him. It's annoying and pretty much pisses me off and she knows it.
Pretty sure she'd also tell her about it, If i say anything at all about her talking about him so much. So much for being one of my best friends.
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;25884010]I like this girl right? Well her cousin who was once cool with me, knows i like her now, So she starts talking about her boyfriend and shit, how much better he is at stuff, and when I'm with them both she starts talking to her about him. It's annoying and pretty much pisses me off and she knows it.[/QUOTE]
So prove her wrong. Go in there and show that girl why you're much better than her boyfriend.
i smoke too much weed
[QUOTE=darkrei9n;25883910]I'm afraid I won't make second snare for Indoor Percussion even though I've spent every day for the past 2 months practicing because our center snare leader is a biased asshole along with our band director.[/QUOTE]
protip don't do band
Quit leading me on. You either like me or you don't.
Make things worse I find out she has clinical depression... So now she's sad about saying no... da fuck.
I hate everyone. Short and simple.
Also, i'm strong, i'm intimidating, but i lack the testosterone to fight someone.
I have no girl friends. I always end up getting a crush on them (except the ugly girls- they have to pay) and have to stop being friends with them.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
All i do is sit in my room and play video games aaaaaall day.
Dumbs. Dumbs everywhere.
You guys make me sad :(
I hate my life, and i hate myself for hating my life and bitching about my problems that compared to others, are meaningless. Im too scared to ever actually try to accomplish anything because im so sure i will fail.
theres this kid in my photography class who says "ROFL OWNED!" every 5 fucking seconds of his life.
(he also has no interest in photography and thinks the class is bullshit)
i want to fuck him up. too bad hes 2 years older than me and ripped.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;25884040]So prove him wrong. Go in there and show that girl why you're much better than her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
Her wrong. I think this is motivating me to.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;25884160]I hate everyone. Short and simple.
Also, i'm strong, i'm intimidating, but i lack the testosterone to fight someone.
I have no girl friends. I always end up getting a crush on them (except the ugly girls- they have to pay) and have to stop being friends with them.
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Wow........ Same here. Except the lacking of testosterone. Literally......Exactly the same.
also my rant:
REALLY?! REALLY?! YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU CANT GO TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT BECAUSE YOURE HAVING SOMEBODY SPEND THE NIGH?!?!?! is that so? then why IN THE FREAKING WORLD, are you plastering all over your facebook that youre going oto a school football game? WHEN I ASKED YOU TO THE MOVIES A WEEK AGO.
WHY, why cant you simply say no to me rather than lying? would be much less hurtful than you thinking IM SUCH A WORTHLESS IDIOT that will accept any lie thrown at me.
GO SCREW YOURSELF.
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