I once ate some cum after i fapped... My mouth tasted like rotten mushrooms rest of the day
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;26694197]I once ate some cum after i fapped... My mouth tasted like rotten mushrooms rest of the day[/QUOTE]
Why didn't you brush your teeth?
I run an inner monologue and shake uncontrollably when depressed about something. I rarely sleep, and I'm often considered to be clinically insane by my friends.
Perhaps you should sleep some more...
Really, sleeping makes people feel so much better.
I do, but not for long. I get to sleep at about 1, and wake up at around 4. I don't even have an alarm, that's just my sleep cycle.
[QUOTE=TCB;26699400]I do, but not for long. I get to sleep at about 1, and wake up at around 4. I don't even have an alarm, that's just my sleep cycle.[/QUOTE]
Do you not feel exhausted all day?
Or are you so used to it that you feel no difference anymore? (If that's true, then a good nights sleep would make you feel like a god compared to normal...)
I feel absoulutely fine with it, and I'm very energetic. I can stay fully awake for about 3-4 nights, but I do end up falling asleep for a few hours. I spend most nights revising, or Puching the Face.
My stepdad is an absoloute cunt, If you say anything to him he picks it apart for something he can start a fight over, So much so he talks nicely to my sister then flips around and shouts at me, so she sides with him thinking i'm lying. I swear i've wanted to smash his big tea mug over his fucking smarmy head sometimes.
[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
I also find it repugnant that everything is about romance and love, we could become much greater if we didn't focus only on love all the time.
[QUOTE=TCB;26700170]I feel absoulutely fine with it, and I'm very energetic. I can stay fully awake for about 3-4 nights, but I do end up falling asleep for a few hours. I spend most nights revising, or Puching the Face.[/QUOTE]
I'm impressed.
Perhaps you're some sort of cyborg, and are much more efficient at sleeping...
I still wonder if you'd be superhuman or something with actual sleep, if you're pretty active without it.
[QUOTE=TCB;26699400]I do, but not for long. I get to sleep at about 1, and wake up at around 4. I don't even have an alarm, that's just my sleep cycle.[/QUOTE]
Please pass on your genes.
[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;26617680]I'm fucking tired of those assholes who go "hey look who it is hurr durr why are you never in class it's a miracle a work of god."
It's hard staying in school when I have such a bad anxiety attack that I'm paranoid about [b]breathing[/b] "normally." Yeah I've started medication for it but fuck off you cunts it feels like my heart is going to rip out of my chest before I even walk through the front doors.[/QUOTE]
I get that too man, its actually something that keeps me from going back to class if my anxiety is really bad for a week or so and I'm not attending. My doctor gave me anti-depressants and I'm not even depressed, its to ease my stomach/IBS so I can be calm and go to class. Problem is it leaves me really drowsy and I struggle to do work, if I don't take it my anxiety flares up, I get some work done albeit mediocre standard work and get back pains/sleeping problems while missing more days of class.
I just sat down in bed after trying to start an assignment, asked myself why did I go to university. I'm terrible at regularly attending a class, and that's gonna look bad to employers. I want to make good art, photography and visual effects but right now I'm just creating pretty basic dreamweaver sites, my inspiration is drying up. I'd like to get away, learn to ride motorcycles and start a fresh, but I'm in debt and struggling with money till my next loan comes in January, can't drop out as I've rent to pay till June. I can't credit myself with doing anything really good, because grade wise its not.
Best thing in a while, went to Birmingham and saw Arcade Fire live, with two very good friends I met on Xbox Live 3 years ago, best friends I've known and kept in contact with for so long. It wasn't awkward liek people make internet to in-person meeting to be, it was great fun and I hope I could see them soon again. Missing my flight home and feeling like a fuck up just went to prove, that the good is hastily followed by the bad in my case at least.
[QUOTE=Spikesandhands;25943069]I'm starting to get a little annoyed at how people who are in minorities or certain intrest groups (gay, furry etc) can often be closed minded to similar ideas. Like an airsoft team screaming at you for playing paintball. I'm saying this as a general statement so it may be more relatable to, but i'm not entirely sure if anyone else is annoyed by this.[/QUOTE]
In my neighborhood, its the other way around "YOU PLAY AIRSOFT??? WOW WHAT A PUSSY!!!1ONE"
Holy shit I've never clicked this thread for some reason, after reading a couple pages of post. Facepunch members, you have the most depressing and sad lives that I know.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26704778]Holy shit I've never clicked this thread for some reason, after reading a couple pages of post. Facepunch members, you have the most depressing and sad lives that I know.[/QUOTE]
Has your world been forever changed?
I've become addicted to other peoples problems (well, just this thread) and I can't stop mentally picturing the part on Fight Club where he cries into the big man's breasts...
Eh I take that back, time to get something off of my chest. In the summer I was at the mall and it was the 4th of July. Me and my friends were walking around talking to plenty of people, you know actually socializing which most of you don't do. So I see this girl Lisa (fake name) that i've had a crush on since 5th grade, basically my whole life, and I say hi and ask how shes been. Add I haven't seen her in like 2 years maybe, although i've kept in contact with her fat best friend for a while. So we talk and my nerves fucking shit themselves and I usually don't do this.
I get so nervous I forget to talk and she's asking me these questions and i'm just like 'oh...' I try to play everything so cool I turn out acting like a fagot nerd. So we are headed to the movie theater to talk with a couple of old friends that we haven't seen. Then this 5ft 1 queer named Dj comes up and hugs the chick i've been walking with. And they talk he spits his "game" and is making her laugh and enjoy herself in every other way. So now he suggest we all go out to eat and invites me as well, since he basically took my bitch for the day.
So her fat friend is there too and we sit down at TGI fridays a little restaurant/bar chain place. I was about to sit next to her and Dj like dives into my seat and i'm stuck next to the fat friend. And we sit there and I ordered something expensive and asked them if they wanted anything. So this motherfucker Dj orders cheese sticks out of everything. I say "Ahah, dude you're ordering cheese sticks. I bet that's what you order for little girls at chuckee cheeses' too" everyone laughs at my joke on him. Although he gives me this akward look for about 2 seconds and laughs too. Finally our food gets to the table and he has his 4 cheese sticks on a plate. He picks one up and puts it in Lisa's mouth. So she is just like "wtf is this shit" (not trying to use a meme or anything) and he looks at her and bites the cheese stick and kisses her. I sit there in awe and confusion.
I play it cool, then I walk outside and some buff gay queer walks up and is like "Oh my god, are you (my name here) ? I saw you last week with that guy I don't like. I hope you go run and tell your friend we gunna box BITCH!" So I just stand there and get told by the gay kid and he says "Hey girls ditch this loser" So Lisa and her friend leave my side and they go walking with the gay kid. The friends I was with had already left my side since he was in the movies. So then I sent on the curb alone as they launch the fireworks.
Regretting on what could've been the night of my life if I played my cards right, sadly I didn't. So facepunch, even if you do have plenty of friends and are somewhat popular. Life still ass rapes you occasionally no matter who you are or what you do.
I feel like I have so god damn much test-fucking-osterone in my system right now that my beard is growing an inch a minute and my pupils are dilating! I feel like fucking every single woman in the world as fast as fucking possible and beating the shit out of every motherfucker who thinks they can handle my shit! If anyone here wants to contest me in anything, and I mean ANYTHING, I will fuck you up, even if I have no experience in it! Seriously, FUCK, I feel like King Leonidas with the dick of Ron Jeremy on viagra and motherfucking steroids. I will fuck ANY motherfucker up over ANYTHING they wish to contest me on, over the internet, or in person!
The look on my fucking face, cockmaggot:
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[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
Okay, now I have a headache, but I'm still horny as hell.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;26705552]I feel like I have so god damn much test-fucking-osterone in my system right now that my beard is growing an inch a minute and my pupils are dilating! I feel like fucking every single woman in the world as fast as fucking possible and beating the shit out of every motherfucker who thinks they can handle my shit! If anyone here wants to contest me in anything, and I mean ANYTHING, I will fuck you up, even if I have no experience in it! Seriously, FUCK, I feel like King Leonidas with the dick of Ron Jeremy on viagra and motherfucking steroids. I will fuck ANY motherfucker up over ANYTHING they wish to contest me on, over the internet, or in person!
The look on my fucking face, cockmaggot:
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[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
Okay, now I have a headache, but I'm still horny as hell.[/QUOTE]
Woah, settle down partner and fap a couple of times. Maybe smoke a joint if you can. Oh yeah and go find some whores and fuck them. The kind you know or the kind you pay for.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26705757]Woah, settle down partner and fap a couple of times. Maybe smoke a joint if you can. Oh yeah and go find some whores and fuck them. The kind you know or the kind you pay for.[/QUOTE]
I've fapped 6 times today, I'm loyal to a fiance in California right now and I have work tomorrow. I'll try again though. I'll try going to the Hookah bar tomorrow though. That's usually calms my ass down a bit.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26705206]AT's big rant about how he has a small dick and his friends hate him or something.[/QUOTE]
That was hilarious
I just found out that my hamster died
:smith:
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;26698878]Why didn't you brush your teeth?[/QUOTE]
I forgot
My life is awesome.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26705206]Eh I take that back, time to get something off of my chest. In the summer I was at the mall and it was the 4th of July. Me and my friends were walking around talking to plenty of people, you know actually socializing which most of you don't do. So I see this girl Lisa (fake name) that i've had a crush on since 5th grade, basically my whole life, and I say hi and ask how shes been. Add I haven't seen her in like 2 years maybe, although i've kept in contact with her fat best friend for a while. So we talk and my nerves fucking shit themselves and I usually don't do this.
I get so nervous I forget to talk and she's asking me these questions and i'm just like 'oh...' I try to play everything so cool I turn out acting like a fagot nerd. So we are headed to the movie theater to talk with a couple of old friends that we haven't seen. Then this 5ft 1 queer named Dj comes up and hugs the chick i've been walking with. And they talk he spits his "game" and is making her laugh and enjoy herself in every other way. So now he suggest we all go out to eat and invites me as well, since he basically took my bitch for the day.
So her fat friend is there too and we sit down at TGI fridays a little restaurant/bar chain place. I was about to sit next to her and Dj like dives into my seat and i'm stuck next to the fat friend. And we sit there and I ordered something expensive and asked them if they wanted anything. So this motherfucker Dj orders cheese sticks out of everything. I say "Ahah, dude you're ordering cheese sticks. I bet that's what you order for little girls at chuckee cheeses' too" everyone laughs at my joke on him. Although he gives me this akward look for about 2 seconds and laughs too. Finally our food gets to the table and he has his 4 cheese sticks on a plate. He picks one up and puts it in Lisa's mouth. So she is just like "wtf is this shit" (not trying to use a meme or anything) and he looks at her and bites the cheese stick and kisses her. I sit there in awe and confusion.
I play it cool, then I walk outside and some buff gay queer walks up and is like "Oh my god, are you (my name here) ? I saw you last week with that guy I don't like. I hope you go run and tell your friend we gunna box BITCH!" So I just stand there and get told by the gay kid and he says "Hey girls ditch this loser" So Lisa and her friend leave my side and they go walking with the gay kid. The friends I was with had already left my side since he was in the movies. So then I sent on the curb alone as they launch the fireworks.
Regretting on what could've been the night of my life if I played my cards right, sadly I didn't. So facepunch, even if you do have plenty of friends and are somewhat popular. Life still ass rapes you occasionally no matter who you are or what you do.[/QUOTE]
you're not man enough for her anyways. grow a dick.
I noticed someone hadn't logged out of spotify on one of our school computers and I decided to delete all of his playlists. Man I'm gangsta
I fingered a 16 year old black girl while I was drunk on saturday.
Luckly, 16 is legal in Norway.
I've grown addicted to pills.
Have you ever been spoke to in such a way you feel dead inside? Like, you have nothing to say to that person.
It's not my fault.
I did nothing wrong.
I finally broke up with my girlfriend of two years because I couldn't handle the mistreatment and lack of any love or affection in our relationship. After a few short days I met the most amazing and sweet girl in the world from work. We're dating now, and she takes such good care of me; we're both emotionally and mentally perfect matches. She even showed up this morning to my house, facing the freezing cold, and brought me a warm breakfast. I so love her with every bit of my heart, I just hope I can give just as much back to her.
My mother asked me what I would do if I didn't get into any of the colleges I'm applying to, and I told her I'd kill myself.
I half meant it, too.
Getting below an 85 on anything makes my parents mad at me, I couldn't ever live with the thought of them permanently disappointed in me.
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