[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;27119349]Okay I guess?[/QUOTE]
Work on it and then you can show him up in front of everyone with your quick wit
[QUOTE=frost13s;27119379]Work on it and then you can show him up in front of everyone with your quick wit[/QUOTE]
Im not writing a play by the way, just so you know ;)
[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;27119397]Im not writing a play by the way, just so you know ;)[/QUOTE]
you should
[QUOTE=frost13s;27119419]you should[/QUOTE]
Why? You said I should practice more.
Also, let's stop talking. Don't wanna take up the entire page.
Ok, this is my last reply. It would be good for you to write a play now, then maybe write another one in 5 years. See what changes
This new year fucking sucked because I acted like an asshole and didn't do shit with my friends.
People who go through my work. I know that it's a granny smith apple. I am trying to find the number I have to put into the machine.
I had a blowjob yesterday.
In a dream. I was pissed off when it wasn't real.
[QUOTE=SepticSchizo;27119361]I love weed, but cannot stant even breathing breathing in alcohol through my mouth. It's disgusting[/QUOTE]
Start with spirits or cider. Move onto beer once you acquire the taste.
I want to kill every fuckin' bitch I am ever infatuated to.
[QUOTE=henrietta;27121910]I want to kill every fuckin' bitch I am ever infatuated to.[/QUOTE]
Pretend you're asexual and win! :buddy:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27121959]Pretend you're asexual and win! :buddy:[/QUOTE]
But then you lose, because you're asexual...
[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;27119164]I hate fucking "ganstah-bigcity-playahs!".
I have a friend who has a friend (Lol) which is like that, I seriously can't get why my friend has a friend like that. Hes a complete fag.
Fag: "LOLULULLO IM BETTURR THAN U HEEERRRRRRPPPPP!"
Me: "No you're not. Prove it!"
Super-fag: "Not now, too busy."
Me: "With what?"
Ultra-Super-Fag: "Stuff, dude... Fucken faggit."
I would like to embarrass him to death, two fucking big screen's, middle of Time Square, own him.
Someday...
[b]EDIT:[/b]
I have my own rant show in my bathroom, in the mirror... Where's that forever alone picture when you need it?[/QUOTE]
While it's not very nice of him to say "I'm better than you", it's also not very slick to say "nu-uh, why don't you prove it?"
You both sound like unpleasant people to talk to.
-He brags.
-You tell the internet how he's a "fag" and you demand that he prove to the world that he's better than you.
You sound like a secretly angry person...
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;27132073]But then you lose, because you're asexual...[/QUOTE]
I mean, lie to yourself, think of yourself as asexual, it'll make it easier.
I left Meatspin in full screen on my dads laptop when he was at the toilet, when he came back he fucking screamed like a girl
I blew my first chance at losing my virginity. I was too drunk and couldn't get it up (at least I have an excuse I guess). I haven't not thought about that night at least once every day since it happened. I went down on her, etc. for a while so she at least go [I]something[/I] out of it. But still, shit sucks.
[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]
better than cumming too early I guess.
[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]
maybe not
Is losing virginity something you don't really want to remember or why would you get so drunk?
I'm not sure what it is, but I've been feeling odd lately.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27134028]Is losing virginity something you don't really want to remember or why would you get so drunk?[/QUOTE]
It was my last night in town before going on vacation, I hadn't been drunk in several months and I wanted to have a fun night. Ended up going home around 2am (right after the shit hit the fan), then went back out, drank some more, smoked a bowl, then went home at 4:30. Had to get up at 5 so I could make my 6:15am flight. What a shitty day that was.
[QUOTE=culexor;27134775]It was my last night in town before going on vacation, I hadn't been drunk in several months and I wanted to have a fun night. Ended up going home around 2am (right after the shit hit the fan), then went back out, drank some more, smoked a bowl, then went home at 4:30. Had to get up at 5 so I could make my 6:15am flight. What a shitty day that was.[/QUOTE]
Alrighty, so you weren't planning on getting laid :buddy:
Ugh, my brother cooked some sausage, but not all the way.
I feel like I'm going to die now.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27134832]Alrighty, so you weren't planning on getting laid :buddy:[/QUOTE]
No, I was. I just didn't account for whiskey dick.
[QUOTE=culexor;27134958]No, I was. I just didn't account for whiskey dick.[/QUOTE]
OK bro.
everyone after us is fucked, and it's all because the world couldn't shut the fuck up and fix their problems
[QUOTE=Archy;27135093]everyone after us is fucked, and it's all because the world couldn't shut the fuck up and fix their problems[/QUOTE]
we can still fix our problems
yes, but that doesn't mean we will.
[QUOTE=culexor;27135290]yes, but that doesn't mean we will.[/QUOTE]
I believe there will come a time, something horrible will happen, and we will all realise what is actually happening and how serious it is.
Blah. Im forming a very strong attachment to a former workmate, which is great. the only issue is i am 21 and she is 17. which is awkward. What should i do :(
Pretend you're asexual!
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27136660]Pretend you're asexual![/QUOTE]
But i'm not. And i would love to prove that to her. its just awkward D:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27135340]I believe there will come a time, something horrible will happen, and we will all realise what is actually happening and how serious it is.[/QUOTE]
nothing will happen, people hate changing their lifestyles. as far as i'm concerned we're fucked
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