What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

Sleepy

half 4 still awake why

[QUOTE=Joxalot;29205194][url=http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/]Stand the fuck back.[/url][/QUOTE] that's not how spiedres eat

I am building an insect army the likes of which the world has never seen. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] That spider has no chance. His death is inevitable.

oh fuck guys i dont want to turn this topic into spider topic

hewwo dere [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/1265923657873.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;29207303]oh fuck guys i dont want to turn this topic into spider topic[/QUOTE] Fear not citizen. My army will protect you from all arachnids.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29207229]that's not how spiedres eat[/QUOTE] They totally spin their fans inside out till all were consumed, shut uppe

Fuck, I can't draw castles.

[url]http://gyazo.com/76844baea1c8f738556de40ac0378bc5.png[/url] my army so far. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] Spider is fucked

[img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/untitled11302926551.jpg[/img] tbh

If I saw this in real life, I would literally puke from fear. [img]http://i.imgur.com/JnvS9.jpg[/img]

goodnite

[QUOTE=myalt22;29207955]If I saw this in real life, I would literally puke from fear. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/JnvS9.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I would rip its legs off and sacrifice it to the gods. [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] I am going to leave the spider going all night and see how far it has gotten in the morning.

[QUOTE=myalt22;29207955]If I saw this in real life, I would literally puke from fear. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/JnvS9.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] at first i'd be like "holy shit" but then i'd be like "coooooooooooool"

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_ORUkRK7I&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29208206]at first i'd be like "holy shit" but then i'd be like "coooooooooooool"[/QUOTE] But imagine it slowly crawling into your mouth, forcing it's way down your throat, and laying eggs...

I would definitely try to capture it. Then I could poke it all I want with out having to worry about it getting away. It would be awesome. [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=myalt22;29208245]But imagine it slowly crawling into your mouth, forcing it's way down your throat, and laying eggs...[/QUOTE] Well, if it went slow I would take a drink to help wash it down. A little extra protein never hurt anyone.

[QUOTE=myalt22;29208245]But imagine it slowly crawling into your mouth, forcing it's way down your throat, and laying eggs...[/QUOTE] no, the human throat and stomach do not have the proper conditions to allow spider eggs to develop

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29208309]no, the human throat and stomach do not have the proper conditions to allow spider eggs to develop[/QUOTE] what if it crawled up ur butte?

[QUOTE=myalt22;29208330]what if it crawled up ur butte?[/QUOTE] not the rectum either

This is a spider thread now

Spiders do not scare me AT ALL, unless they have long legs. Don't know why. Tarantulas, Brazillian Wandering Spider, sure. But that thing? NO.

Don't tarantulas 'splode when you drop them? I remember hearing somewhere that they die when dropped.

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;29208496]Don't tarantulas 'splode when you drop them? I remember hearing somewhere that they die when dropped.[/QUOTE] No, I think that's frogs. But only if you put straw in butthole and blow very hard.

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;29208496]Don't tarantulas 'splode when you drop them? I remember hearing somewhere that they die when dropped.[/QUOTE] Well if there's enough distance between the spider and the floor, yeah they can die.

[QUOTE=Zorlok;29208537]Well if there's enough distance between the spider and the floor, yeah they can die.[/QUOTE] That applies to every animal.

[QUOTE=myalt22;29208559]That applies to every animal.[/QUOTE] And what is your point? He asked about tarantulas, and I gave him an answer. If you drop them from a couple inches they aren't going to die. If you drop them from a few feet, they can die. [img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/112301022d13500823a1302930058.jpg[/img] tarantula eyese

Tim and Eric is a pretty awesome show

I think I might sleep by 1:30. Don't want to mess my sleep schedule up.