What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;29376511]recipe for success: make egg mayo but with salad cream + caeser dressing instead of mayo. your tastebuds will thank you! [editline]23rd April 2011[/editline] i'm going to go and do psychology at university (if i can afford the fucking fees (fuck the tories (in the ass (because they're closet gays))))[/QUOTE]I've given up on the idea of studying in the UK, tbh. If I can't learn Finnish (in order to study in Finland's completely free universities) by the time I complete conscripted service, then i'll probably just end up flipping burgers or something. In any case, I still have no idea what I want to study. Nothing seems to interest me anymore.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;29376588]Physics?[/QUOTE] do that do that do that

physics sucks [editline]23rd April 2011[/editline] i dropped it in the first two weeks at college

you suck physics is awesome

The teachers can be p. cool.

Off to work, check out my GD thread. Trying to get this guy famous.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29376577]I have no idea what I'm going to do in college. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Me neither. Although I'm somewhat interested in investment banking, purely because of the money in it.

I finally beat the Vortigaunt level in Half-Life: Decay. :frogc00l:

Morning thread... Oh wait it's 2 pm

I ~finally~ took my goatee off after a year and a half. No one has even noticed yet.

I slept 11:30 hours, huehuehuehue

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29376998]you suck physics is awesome[/QUOTE] Especially when your teacher was mental unstable and broke down.

I don't think ive ever been this ridiculously unhappy..

im so taken...

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;29378010]I don't think ive ever been this ridiculously unhappy..[/QUOTE] Cheer up, buttercup.

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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;29378010]I don't think ive ever been this ridiculously unhappy..[/QUOTE] how come

I just started thinking how close to death i was once. So close to such stupid and horrible death. We made this air pressure gun with my brother that we used to shoot this bolt which is ~7cm long and ~2cm in diameter [B]UNSHARPENED, HEAVY AND BLUNT[/B]. We had no idea how fast that bolt is gonna go. we tried to shoot it towards our playhouse. That bolt went through 2 wooden walls with a loud bang. yeah it was fun. Now when the winter came, we wanted to shoot snow with it. we decided to put just a bit of soft snow in it without making the snow very dense. The thing was, we were going to shoot it to my back from the distance of ~5 meters. Just when we were about to shoot, he said "wait a minute, maybe we should try this first" we shot against the wooden playhouse again. Thats when we realized that we had forgotten the big ass heavy bolt inside the gun, as it penetrated through the playhouse again with a big boom. we were so fucking stupid. Now, unsharpened ~7cm long and ~2cm in diameter bolt that goes through 2 wooden walls would have hit my back if we didnt hesitate at the very last moment. he was already aiming at my back with fingers on the trigger. Think what kind of damage would that bolt do when shot to the back of a person. I wouldnt be here. I would be dead.

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;29378037]Cheer up, buttercup.[/QUOTE] I'm sitting in the middle of a Miami mall filled with rich, stuck up foreigners and I have a massive headache. Plus I have to be at work in 4 hours until 10:00pm and my boyfriend makes me want to slit my throat. I'm thinking about just moving somewhere and not telling anyone where I am.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;29378193]my boyfriend makes me want to slit my throat.[/QUOTE] i heard that's p. unhealthy for you

It'd be saving me time tbh [editline]23rd April 2011[/editline] Yay. Hell. [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk48c2YPOG1qaquw4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1303665900&Signature=1FKkLYbGhrgXknMZvL9SLqnu9zM%3D[/img]

Alright Sony, my brother and I want to play Portal 2, you can un-fuck the PSN now.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;29378279]It'd be saving me time tbh [editline]23rd April 2011[/editline] Yay. Hell. [img_thumb]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk48c2YPOG1qaquw4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1303665900&Signature=1FKkLYbGhrgXknMZvL9SLqnu9zM%3D[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I hate malls.

Then you hate fun :colbert:

Yeah because spending hours wandering around commercial hell staring at shit 99% of which I don't care about or need is a blast.

...You never go to the mall with friends and just walk around for the fun of it?

Section 8 is a p. fun game

Walking around for fun and walking around in a mall for fun are different things entirely.

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;29378704]...You never go to the mall with friends and just walk around for the fun of it?[/QUOTE] It may be because I'm fat, but walking is [b]never[/b] fun, no matter the situation.

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;29378704]...You never go to the mall with friends and just walk around for the fun of it?[/QUOTE] This isn't as much fun as you think it is. The mall is a nexus to spend money; without any money it's no fun just going around and viewing all the stuff you can't buy.