What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone
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I was taking a shower earlier and I thought to myself:
What if I blinked and had suddenly swapped bodies with a random girl I knew, and she the same? How would my life be lived from that day on? How would people who knew this girl treat me? What would my sexual choice be (probably bi tbh)? How would people refer to me at this point, by my previous name or as the name of the body I'm in? How would the girl's parents take it? Would I live with them, or return to my old family? How much sorrow could be caused by a simple body swap?
but i'd have boobies lol
What really annoys me is that alot of people I know just play games. I mean, they don't look at the scenarios/art, they don't care about cutscenes, some don't even know what's going on in the story.
Since I was a kid my friends would get their brand new games and skipped the whole movie thing from the start and race through the speeches to get to the gameplay, while I asked them to not skip.
Kingdom Hearts had some amazing cut scenes given the time they were made.
[QUOTE=Katamari_Jr;29413281]I was taking a shower earlier and I thought to myself:
What if I blinked and had suddenly swapped bodies with a random girl I knew, and she the same? How would my life be lived from that day on? How would people who knew this girl treat me? What would my sexual choice be (probably bi tbh)? How would people refer to me at this point, by my previous name or as the name of the body I'm in? How would the girl's parents take it? Would I live with them, or return to my old family? How much sorrow could be caused by a simple body swap?
but i'd have boobies lol[/QUOTE]
If it becomes public that you both swapped, I bet it would sucks since the midia would go batshit insane on that, scientific researches and psychological testings. Also can you imagine the quantity of conspiracy it would generate? Aliens testing bodyswap, russians, the illuminati
[QUOTE=Katamari_Jr;29413281]I was taking a shower earlier and I thought to myself:
What if I blinked and had suddenly swapped bodies with a random girl I knew, and she the same? How would my life be lived from that day on? How would people who knew this girl treat me? What would my sexual choice be (probably bi tbh)? How would people refer to me at this point, by my previous name or as the name of the body I'm in? How would the girl's parents take it? Would I live with them, or return to my old family? How much sorrow could be caused by a simple body swap?
but i'd have boobies lol[/QUOTE]
You'd both continue living your lives the same as before because the self does not exist.
[QUOTE=Joxalot;29413470]If it becomes public that you both swapped, I bet it would sucks since the midia would go batshit insane on that, scientific researches and psychological testings. Also can you imagine the quantity of conspiracy it would generate? Aliens testing bodyswap, russians, the illuminati[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they'd probably think one of us has some kind of ability or something and try to use it for their own gain, or some other cliche.
I've always wanted to switch bodies with my girlfriend for like just a day. I'd know what it was like to be shorter, have giant boobs, and have dudes stare at you. I'd get the woman's viewpoint on life. Also, there would be a lot of masturbation.
I'm pretty sure any dude that switched places with a chick would fondle themselves until they orgasmed.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;29413447]Kingdom Hearts had some amazing cut scenes given the time they were made.[/QUOTE]
Is it bad that I went with the basic combo throughout the entirety of both games and never really used anything else? I just spammed combo, aero, combo, cure, combo. It killed just about everything and I only had trouble on a few bosses that I couldn't reach and was forced to defend for a while until their weak point was revealed or I figured out their attack pattern.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29413507]You'd both continue living your lives the same as before because the self does not exist.[/QUOTE]
Ugh.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/toVQ9.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;29413747][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/toVQ9.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You skimping out on us mate?
my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]
BRAD: What do you want?
LESTER: One year's salary, with continued benefits.
BRAD: That's not going to happen.
LESTER: What if I throw in a little sexual harassment charge?
BRAD: Against who?
LESTER: Against you.
LESTER: Can you prove you didn't offer to save my job if I'd let you blow me?
BRAD: Man. You are one twisted fuck.
[QUOTE=TippZ;29407931]2 km is not long at all
youre just a weak person[/QUOTE]
I am.
[QUOTE=Elizer;29413803]You skimping out on us mate?[/QUOTE]
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Now that my penis has fully un-boner'd, I am going to eat Cocoa Pebbles.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;29413653]Ugh.[/QUOTE]
Deal with it.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29413947]Now that my penis has fully un-boner'd, I am going to eat Cocoa Pebbles.[/QUOTE]
good to know
"Ok girls, this is our only chance to make a good impression to the party of heroes and... An enormous metal goOOOHHHAAAAAAUUGGHAARGH!!!"
I lol'd so hard
I think that if we ever have the technology to make an infertile person fertile, we should sterilize all children at birth and, when they're an adult, if they pass a series of difficult tests they get unsterilized.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29414477]I think that if we ever have the technology to make an infertile person fertile, we should sterilize all children at birth and, when they're an adult, if they pass a series of difficult tests they get unsterilized.[/QUOTE]
Nazi :colbert:
All I'm saying is that it would stop retarded rednecks and dumb teenagers from having babies and ruining their childrens lives due to bad parenting.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29414477]I think that if we ever have the technology to make an infertile person fertile, we should sterilize all children at birth and, when they're an adult, if they pass a series of difficult tests they get unsterilized.[/QUOTE]
I think you'd be good friends with the leader in Brave New World.
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29414601]All I'm saying is that it would stop retarded rednecks and dumb teenagers from having babies and ruining their childrens lives due to bad parenting.[/QUOTE]
And? Some day you're going to break down in a small town and be too prideful to pay a retarded redneck to fix your car.
I'd also like it to be noted that I would never have the heart to actually do this, I think it would just make sense if done.
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