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[QUOTE=Elizer;29434423]Mountain Dew: Voltage is fucking delicious.[/QUOTE] White Out is better than normal Dew :colbert:

Guys help I have a picture of soy beans on a file that I need for school and ever time I scroll up or down to where the picture is on screen it makes OpenOffice quit responding How do I get rid of the beans

Oh god, I'm so fucking lonely

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29435303]Oh god, I'm so fucking lonely[/QUOTE] :glomp:

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;29435287]Guys help I have a picture of soy beans on a file that I need for school and ever time I scroll up or down to where the picture is on screen it makes OpenOffice quit responding How do I get rid of the beans[/QUOTE] [img]http://wmbizblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/soybeans.jpg[/img] Fuck you, beans Fuck you

only neckbeards are allowed to drink mountain dew

some1 paly gay tonny with me!

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29435303]Oh god, I'm so fucking lonely[/QUOTE] Get a cat.

They looked to me once Now they turn to you Do you understand now Do you see that the truth is They don't want to change this They don't want a hero They just want a martyr A statue to raise I've given everything I can There are no heroes left in man

[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;29435402]Get a cat.[/QUOTE] no cats can fuck off get a dog bc dogs are cool or a bear they're cool too

Get a rat.

I have enough pets. I need friends. Specifically a girlfriend. Of course, that will be difficult considering that other than going to classes, I almost never leave the house.

Trine is fucking awesome.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29435653]I have enough pets. I need friends.[/QUOTE] dogs aren't called man's best friend for nothing!!

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29435653]I have enough pets. I need friends. Specifically a girlfriend. Of course, that will be difficult considering that other than going to classes, I almost never leave the house.[/QUOTE] Try joining some clubs at school.

Fencing club fencing club do it

Handegg handegg

I wish for a fencing club :c

[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;29407863]Ahh. Just got back from a long bike ride, at least 2 kilometers. I feel like shit.[/QUOTE] Bro, I rode 10+ miles on saturday. My legs are still destroyed.

Feeling fat from eating Easter candy.

I had some jellybeans and two peeps with chocolate on them. That's the smallest amount of Easter Candy I've ever eaten. I'm a monster for not eating more.

I just ate half a bag of M&Ms. The pretzel ones. Like a big bag not one of those 75 cent ones from 7-11.

I just went to the bathroom to take a piss. When I reach for the toilet lid, a coin projected out of my shoulder and fell right into the thrash. The. Fuck.

you obviously produce money

[QUOTE=Asaratha;29436115]My mom works at this Raley's, it just caught on fire. oh god oh god[/QUOTE] :saddowns: //hug

[QUOTE=Asaratha;29436115]My mom works at this Raley's, it just caught on fire. oh god oh god[/QUOTE] She'll be fine mate. I hope :h:

I knew those cookies were evil.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;29436169]I knew those cookies were evil.[/QUOTE] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *runs away*

[QUOTE=TAU!;29435923]Bro, I rode 10+ miles on saturday. My legs are still destroyed.[/QUOTE] BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO WALK 50 MILES BAREFOOT IN THE SNOW JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND IT WAS UPHILL BOTH WAYS AND WE HAD TO CARRY 100 POUNDS OF BOOKS

[QUOTE=Salsa;29436199]BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO WALK 50 MILES BAREFOOT IN THE SNOW JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND IT WAS UPHILL BOTH WAYS AND WE HAD TO CARRY 100 POUNDS OF BOOKS[/QUOTE] bur ur lik 16