What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

Gotta babysit my 8 month old niece and 7 year old nephew today.

Well that was unexpected. Just got off a phone interview. I've been called in for a second interview in person tomorrow morning at 10am. So that's cool I guess.

Turns out I won't be babysitting today, because there's supposed to be severe tornado producing shit up where they live.

o ok i was going to say have fun changing shitty diapers also now i wait for my housing selection, i'm the first one here. oh ye [editline]26th April 2011[/editline] bitchese dont know aboute my early time slotte.

I'm getting that really nervous feeling again. Thank god I have a reason to go to town later.

Is the bladder of those born hermaphrodites connected to the urethra of both male and female genitals? I am bored ok. I should call and schedule an appointment for that test...

Fuck shit, I want to go to nether in minecraft but I won't make it since I'm up to work tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;29447504]Is the bladder of those born hermaphrodites connected to the urethra of both male and female genitals? [/QUOTE] I doubt it, as it's a mutation for humans to be born with both sets of genitals. It would likely be connected to whichever one was originally specified through zygote formation.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;29443019]I think I might take boxing lessons.[/QUOTE] You'll make friends and impress the ladies. Do it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGE-5CInjg[/media] what's dean got to do with it

Oh my word, I dunno what it was but the Secretary of State's office had me nervous. Hand was shaking and shit... But I ordered a replacement license so it's all good. [editline]26th April 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1Ahn0Osjo[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSEQWMJyZbk[/media] Suddently Sektor is my favorite character now

I need a drivers license right now. In other, unrelated news, my parish is under a tornado watch until 10 PM tonight.

ive started listening to ok computer again and paying the rightful attention to it. i am loving the album

Brodyquest is so glorious.

Lately, my eyes seem to have more of a green tint than they normally do. Weird but cool at the same time.

[QUOTE=DrPompo;29452984]ive started listening to ok computer again and paying the rightful attention to it. i am loving the album[/QUOTE] I wrote a paper on 01 and 10 from Radiohead. The entire album was a great listen. Amazing what Radiohead puts out

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29452613]I need a drivers license right now. [/QUOTE] Me too. I also need a car.

My status is getting a ton of likes. 0_0

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;29455276]Lately, my eyes seem to have more of a green tint than they normally do. Weird but cool at the same time.[/QUOTE] ur going to die

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djNqnnQ1ANA&feature=related[/media] [editline]26th April 2011[/editline] Fucking downloaded the whole soundtrack. This is perfect.

I just read an old news story in my town from back in the 90s where a man struck his girlfriend with a hammer and dragged her body for a quarter-mile with his truck. The reason? She was black. He dated her just so he had the chance to kill her. What kind of sick fuck would do this? I'm sick at my stomach just thinking about it.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29455862]I just read an old news story in my town from back in the 90s where a man struck his girlfriend with a hammer and dragged her body for a quarter-mile with his truck. The reason? She was black. He dated her just so he had the chance to kill her. What kind of sick fuck would do this? I'm sick at my stomach just thinking about it.[/QUOTE] Ben. We need to become the Boondock Saints. Killing the sick fucks of the world.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29455862]What kind of sick fuck would do this?[/QUOTE] Sick fucks.

Yes because vigilante justice is an awesome idea

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29455939]Yes because vigilante justice is an awesome idea[/QUOTE] Yes, yes it is.

That was cool. I glanced over at my mirror and noticed my eyes had gone back to a deep blue. When I got close up to get a better look I watched them change from blue to gray to green. I wonder what makes them change colors like that... hormones maybe. My hormones have been on the fritz these past few days.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29455939]Yes because vigilante justice is an awesome idea[/QUOTE] Dont you want to drive cars with machineguns popping out of the hood? Collect floating, spinning military-class weaponry, like guided missiles, automated cannons and even minelayers? DONT YOU WANT FUCKY MUSIC PLAYING ALL THE TIME?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1/!2 1/21?2

I ate a 10 oz. cheeseburger for dinner

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;29455964]That was cool. I glanced over at my mirror and noticed my eyes had gone back to a deep blue. When I got close up to get a better look I watched them change from blue to gray to green. I wonder what makes them change colors like that... hormones maybe. My hormones have been on the fritz these past few days.[/QUOTE] You're a fucking alien man... [img]http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40k/images/e/e8/829_large.jpg[/img] And you know what we do with aliens, dont you? [editline]26th April 2011[/editline] Look at the chainsword handleguard *hinty hint*