What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

Some weirdo from CA tried logging into my FB account. What kinda shit is that, yo

[QUOTE=TAU!;28923997]Some weirdo from CA tried logging into my FB account. What kinda shit is that, yo[/QUOTE] Some little bitch from China tried to sign in to my email account one time, but it hasn't happened since.

I will not be THE FATHER OF DEATH!

Lotsa titties

Honestly, I fucking hate April Fools. It's not that I can't take a joke, is that I don't want to have to live in a shitty comedy episode for a whole day. It's annoying. Also, I'm considering this a safe haven from any April Fools' jokes FP has in store.

Would be funny to give all the blues gold for the day and all the golds blue for the day. [editline]31st March 2011[/editline] And I've never actually had any problems with April Fools, the only times I ever see pranks pulled in the last few years were the senior prank, and that wasn't even on April Fools.

God, what the fuck is this ugly fucking UI WMC gave me when I started it up just now? I want the old one back. :saddowns:

(You are a fool) You underestimate the character of man (They are weaker than you think) You think that they'll surrender, if you bind their working hands, But they are strong! (Just wait and see...) We will build cities in a day! (Men would cower at the sight.) We will build towers to the heavens! (Man was not built for such a height.) We will be heroes! (We will BUILD heroes!) [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] They've waited so long for this day, Someone to take the death away, No son would ever have to say, "My father worked into his grave." Men sleep tonight with hands of bone. They will awake with hands of steel. And with these hands we will destroy. And with these hands we will rebuild. And we will stand above our city, rising high above the streets. From tops of buildings we will look at all that lies beneath our feet. We will raise our hands above us, cold steel shining in the sun, and with these hands that will not bleed, MY FATHER'S BATTLE WILL BE WON!

And when I finally got to work today, I ate my Subway sandwich, and I drank my Coca-Cola Classic, and then I ate my Sunchips and I thought about the weekend when I'd fill up my Ford van with Mobil brand gas and drive to the Clear Channel venue and I'd drink myself a Budweiser and play my Fender guitar through my Fender amplifier and tell the kids with a straight face through a Shure microphone and JBL speakers that corporate rock is for suckers.

Just finished the first season of Dexter. I didn't see that plot-twist coming.

Someone stole my star atlas while I was looking at M45 through a 16" observatory scope. :argh:

Hue hue hue

Enough with the alliteration in the titles, it's making my head hurt.

Weakling

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;28926698]Enough with the alliteration in the titles, it's making my head hurt.[/QUOTE] ~you have no say in the matter~

Hey, what do they mean when they say "unmarked bills" like in movies where they demand money, anyone care to shed some light?

[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;28926762]Hey, what do they mean when they say "unmarked bills" like in movies where they demand money, anyone care to shed some light?[/QUOTE] They don't want the bills to have any marks that could possibly allow them to be traced. Sometimes law enforcement groups might take a specific group of bills and give them little inconspicuous markings or something; so they could be traced or used in a sting operation. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] That's more or less what that phrase is getting at.

"I'm so unloved my childhood bath toy was a toaster" Oh lord i lold

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;28926698]Enough with the alliteration in the titles, it's making my head hurt.[/QUOTE] Then chop your head off. That way it won't feel anything.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;28926698]Enough with the alliteration in the titles, it's making my head hurt.[/QUOTE] The arrogant answer abides away from your aspiring anger, does it?

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;28927121]The arrogant answer abides away from your aspiring anger, does it?[/QUOTE] How about "MasterFen is a whiny bitch" Short, sweet, and to the point. jk luv ya bby

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;28927136]How about "MasterFen is a whiny bitch" Short, sweet, and to the point.[/QUOTE] Ah, but where is the fantastic fun in that, friend? Oh fuck, now my messed-up mind can't stop theoretically thinking in adamant alliteration!

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;28926698]Enough with the alliteration in the titles, it's making my head hurt.[/QUOTE] No, noiseless nobody!

fucking pauldrons everywhere, i tell ya [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] there should be a mod in dawn of war that would double the space marine's pauldron size and every time they die, they would gib into pauldrons of various sizes [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] [img]http://www.thedailyblink.com/comics/2011-03-18-123.jpg[/img]

missed the bus to work fuck yeah

Some girls are paying me money so they can straighten my hair, just because I never want to and they want me to. Easiest £10 I'll ever make.

Any Aprils Fools jokes have you done/been a victim of?

[QUOTE=Chekko;28928718]Any Aprils Fools jokes have you done/been a victim of?[/QUOTE] Rebecca Black's song is enough of a joke already

One of my friends got a couple of us to post on her facebook wall saying things like "Oh man I heard what happened, I hope you're alright D:" And stuff, pretending she got hit by a car and was in hospital last night it got pretty out of hand and it was evil but a great prank. She told only 2 people, not even her boyfriend I felt empowered knowing what happened and no one else knowing :v:

[QUOTE=Chekko;28928718]Any Aprils Fools jokes have you done/been a victim of?[/QUOTE] That fucking NationStates "haxxor" joke. God that pisses me off.