What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

ye it a soda!!!

[QUOTE=shknbk;28940542]ye it a soda!!![/QUOTE] no its the sperm of odin

no it's black and yellow black and yellow

You're all a bunch of queerosexuals.

o ok! toingite the're gonna be a jalibrek!

u all suk true story

Why the hell is Dying happily so awesome?

Because dying a miserable sack of shit would suck?

I think I shall bike 5 miles to town tomorrow. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] I just shaved. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] I love the way facial hair feels after it has been shaved.

Oh god! My dad thinks either I am gay or asexual. I am just becoming more and more afraid of people. :sigh:

[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28942092]Oh god! My dad thinks either I am gay or asexual. I am just becoming more and more afraid of people. :sigh:[/QUOTE] I'm fairly certain my family thinks I'm homosexual, because I've never outwardly shown any signs of infatuation with a girl, when in actuality I am just reclusive.

[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28942092]Oh god! My dad thinks either I am gay or asexual. I am just becoming more and more afraid of people. :sigh:[/QUOTE]Deliberately have him walk in on you fapping the the most hardcore porn you can find.

Fuck yer Honda Civic I've a horse outside.

5 am. Opening window. Fresh Air flows in. Oh god this feels good.

Damn, I should shave my bush again.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28941607] I love the way facial hair feels after it has been shaved.[/QUOTE] Every time I shave it feels like I've committed some unspeakable sin and cursed my face to never complete the goatee I desire so much. I envy you.

[img]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208857_1915691180255_1481237305_2119978_7789180_n.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Miskatonic;28942813][img_thumb]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208857_1915691180255_1481237305_2119978_7789180_n.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh my god, is that one massive oakworm nest?

I may or may not be a little bit intoxicated.

I missed that girl

It's pretty cool when you add an awesome artist on facebook and they accept the request. It's even cooler when they add you! [img]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/190407_1748846955872_1079776005_1919491_1999724_n.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28942838]Oh my god, is that one massive oakworm nest?[/QUOTE] No they're covered in spider webs.

Fell asleep about 4:30 last night and woke up at 9:30. Guess who's getting plenty of sleep tonight! Not me, I have to get up at 6:00.

[QUOTE=Zorlok;28943187]No they're covered in spider webs.[/QUOTE] That's even worse! :byodood:

I just asked some girl who I don't even know, other than what my one "friend" tells me, to the prom. Maybe I will get laid?(if so, it will be my first time) Or this could turn out to be really dumb. Who knows?

[QUOTE=Zorlok;28943187]No they're covered in spider webs.[/QUOTE]So do the spiders change color in fall then?

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;28943345]I just asked some girl who I don't even know, other than what my one "friend" tells me, to the prom. Maybe I will get laid?(if so, it will be my first time) Or this could turn out to be really dumb. Who knows?[/QUOTE] It'll turn out dumb.

[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;28943345]I just asked some girl who I don't even know, other than what my one "friend" tells me, to the prom. Maybe I will get laid?(if so, it will be my first time) Or this could turn out to be really dumb. Who knows?[/QUOTE] unless she's a whore you're not going to get laid.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28943228]That's even worse! :byodood:[/QUOTE] During the massive flood in Pakistan. Spiders scaled up the trees and pretty much webbed the entire thing.

I want spiders on facepunch :saddowns: