What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28963170]I want to write a story. A page a day. What should the basic plot be? Something child appropriate.[/QUOTE] You writing for pre-teens?

No matter what I do Steam won't let me download more than 1 thing at a time. I'm about sick of Steam's shit today. It's been doing nothing but fucking up.

Write a story about a hunter of abominations, like vampires, werewolfs and wraiths.

playing D&D with the cool dudes. I "did a cartwheel across the bridge" rolling 20+12 trying to cross planks. Everybody else fall on face just jumping down the 5 feet into the pit to attack things. They all like "well fuck you Eric" Can't stop laughing :laugh:

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;28963613]playing D&D with the cool dudes. I "did a cartwheel across the bridge" rolling 20+12 trying to cross planks. Everybody else fall on face just jumping down the 5 feet into the pit to attack things. They all like "well fuck you Eric" Can't stop laughing :laugh:[/QUOTE] I fuckin rolled an 8 and fell prone fuck the world

[QUOTE=Salsa;28963630]I fuckin rolled an 8 and fell prone fuck the world[/QUOTE] It's weird. Tiny children already know how to jump off a 6 foot ledge perfectly, why can't we just automatically make it? Even heavy armor shouldn't cause so much trouble.

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;28963685]It's weird. Tiny children already know how to jump off a 6 foot ledge perfectly, why can't we just automatically make it? Even heavy armor shouldn't cause so much trouble.[/QUOTE] I have armor finesse so that didn't even mess with it, I just fucked up bad

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;28963685]It's weird. Tiny children already know how to jump off a 6 foot ledge perfectly, why can't we just automatically make it? Even heavy armor shouldn't cause so much trouble.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that was kind of odd. I won't make you guys do that anymore. Acrobatics across the planks at least makes sense, because goblin construction isn't the greatest. You guys are doing too well. You've had maybe two party members actually need to heal in 4 encounters. I think I throw the fights a bit too much for the sake of RP(like our goblin psion and setting the rat-pit on fire). The slime will fix that. Oh yes.

I got a haircut today. I now look like Ezio from Assassin's Creed II. I really don't like having short hair.

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;28965268]Yeah, that was kind of odd. I won't make you guys do that anymore. Acrobatics across the planks at least makes sense, because goblin construction isn't the greatest. You guys are doing too well. You've had maybe two party members actually need to heal in 4 encounters. I think I throw the fights a bit too much for the sake of RP(like our goblin psion and setting the rat-pit on fire). The slime will fix that. Oh yes.[/QUOTE] sounds fun I'll just sit in the corner fucking all my rolls up [b]Edit:[/b] also I should probably point out that I literally took no damage through that entire session last night

[QUOTE=Salsa;28965708]sounds fun I'll just sit in the corner fucking all my rolls up [b]Edit:[/b] also I should probably point out that I literally took no damage through that entire session last night[/QUOTE] Was the joke attack roll while you were prone the only crit you had last night?

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;28965727]Was the joke attack roll while you were prone the only crit you had last night?[/QUOTE] besides when I punched the goblin in the face ye

breakout on my eyebrow, and a [del]shitty[/del] unfavorable hair cut; this is not going to be a good week for my self image. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] I look like I should be flipping coin and carrying a cow lobotomizer.

Ezio, get down from there!

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[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;28963247]You writing for pre-teens?[/QUOTE] I'm writing for the sake of writing, but I'd also like to have a story for a child I will have some day. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] There are only a 160 people online.

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;28965268]Yeah, that was kind of odd. I won't make you guys do that anymore. Acrobatics across the planks at least makes sense, because goblin construction isn't the greatest. You guys are doing too well. You've had maybe two party members actually need to heal in 4 encounters. I think I throw the fights a bit too much for the sake of RP(like our goblin psion and setting the rat-pit on fire). The slime will fix that. Oh yes.[/QUOTE] Can I be the slime lord? Be a mage that ride slimes. And... eat jello every day.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28950159]I asked a girl out in my dreams last night, and she accepted. I was excited when I woke up only to be supremely sad when I realized it was a dream. I'm pathetic. :smith: She was also really hot and had a badass Italian name that I can't remember.[/QUOTE] I woke up next to the girl of my dreams this morning I also went commando all day yesterday

"If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the light" - Lady Gaga

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28968249]"If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the light" - Lady Gaga[/QUOTE] No.... shit

I was so horny last night my dick was aching.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28968249]"If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the light" - Lady Gaga[/QUOTE] Or maybe you're being lit from all sides. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] Or you could be transparent

Red Mages uses the strings of mana to send the magic White Mages transform the stream of mana into light Blue Mages dispells magic, sending the mana back to the grid Green Mages uses their hability with magic to control nature Black Mages uses their affinity with mana to control death Golden Mages say "fuck it" and rip the strings out of the mana grid and throw at their enemies like rocks [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] I miss /ç/

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im back

Yay, I unlocked my card. I am now a proud owner of a 6970* *kinda

[media]http://vimeo.com/10281433[/media] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I should get a T-shirt of this [img]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs24/PRE/i/2007/318/b/a/Daft_Fiction_by_Apasun.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;28970071]I should get a T-shirt of this [img_thumb]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs24/PRE/i/2007/318/b/a/Daft_Fiction_by_Apasun.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] no, you should not [img_thumb]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/eqnpx81301855771.jpg[/img_thumb] [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] I should see how far I can overclock my 5870. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] Even though it won't translate over to real world performance. But OCing is always fun.

Why does no one use :zoid: ? Seems pretty cool imo.