What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream is like a massive lesbian orgy in my mouth.

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;29061655]Stick it in her pooper? Stick it in her pooper.[/QUOTE] tbh butte sex is good

I got slashed across my torso the other night and now I have this big cut. The night before I got cut across my neck.

hot

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;29062057]I got slashed across my torso the other night and now I have this big cut. The night before I got cut across my neck.[/QUOTE] maybe u should keepe suzie in a cage

[QUOTE=Zorlok;29062012]tbh butte sex is good[/QUOTE] poppe dick. ew

not if u washe butte frist

First time in a long time I've been stuck at home on a Friday.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;29062481]poppe dick. ew[/QUOTE] n

I just don't know why Brandon dropped his stick. It's been really haunting me lately.

I want some cock

The thing I love about writing fan fiction is the majority of it is so insanely bad that anything half decent looks great.

[QUOTE=Zorlok;29062012]tbh butte sex is good[/QUOTE] u take it in the butt

[QUOTE=TippZ;29064943]u take it in the butt[/QUOTE] no u take it in the bute an u hae poppe on your dikc when u are done

I know the level editor for Super Meat Boy is just a public beta right now but shouldn't it be easier to use than devmode was? I can't even figure out how to move the start position or select a tile after I've placed it to delete it or edit the properties. :v:

French and Germain girls have such wonderful voices.

French not so much imo, but I really do love a German accent.

I have a very thick russian accent, that means I am the villain.

Boy I just finished reading Candide and Zahdig. what I'm thinking is holy shit

I'm staying up at 1:30 in the morning on Facepunch, drinking a can of Coke and eating raw beef. What could possibly go wrong?

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;29068026]I'm staying up at 1:30 in the morning on Facepunch, drinking a can of Coke and eating raw beef. What could possibly go wrong?[/QUOTE] While you're browsing a thread, a goatse picture appears and makes you jump, spilling your coke all over your raw beef and keyboard, breaking it. Filled with rage, you make a thread about it on General Discussion about all that happened using a virtual keyboard, only to be later permabanned for making a blog post. Utterly beefless and cokeless and frustrated, you sit back, look at the ceiling and think about what just took place in front of your monitor.

, break down and cry into your coked raw beef and you contract food poisoning from the raw beef

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;29068174]While you're browsing a thread, a goatse picture appears and makes you jump, spilling your coke all over your raw beef and keyboard, breaking it. Filled with rage, you make a thread about it on General Discussion about all that happened using a virtual keyboard, only to be later permabanned for making a blog post. Utterly beefless and cokeless and frustrated, you sit back, look at the ceiling and think about what just took place in front of your monitor.[/QUOTE] Why thank you, mysteriously psychic kitteh!

Got my shoes tied on tight And a tank full of gas There's a Prozac running through my veins And I'm off to the show Fuck yeah! 12 hour mega rave! See you losers later.

Wish I had something to do today, ugh

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;29068478]Got my shoes tied on tight And a tank full of gas There's a Prozac running through my veins And I'm off to the show Fuck yeah! 12 hour mega rave! See you losers later.[/QUOTE] party everyday

I woke up just in time to get ready for work. Good times.

Ian Lancaster Fleming (28 May 1908 – 12 August 1964) was a British author, journalist and Naval Intelligence Officer. Fleming is best known for his creation of the fictional British spy James Bond and for a series of twelve novels and nine short stories about the character, which are one of the best-selling series of related novels of all time having sold over 100 million copies worldwide. Fleming also wrote the children's story Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and two works of non-fiction. Fleming is reputed to have been the designer of Operation Mincemeat and Operation Goldeneye, one of which was carried out in the Second World War.

I had Hiccups and cough at the same time. My throat hurts.

I think I'll change the oil in my car today, it's beautiful outside.