What Are You Thinking?: Zorlok's Zesty Zealous Zig-Zagging Zebra Zen Zone - General

Yesterday it was beautiful. Today it's raining really hard.

It's supposed to rain tomorrow for my area. Right now it's shorts and t-shirt weather, which is a really awesome change from all the snow.

Heavy masturbation with scattered ejaculation is the forecast for my area today.

It's a nice day outside, should I fucking go outside?

yes

no u

*Pokes head in WAYT door* Smells strange in here. *Pulls head out*

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;29072358]*Pokes head in WAYT door* Smells strange in here. *Pulls head out*[/QUOTE]Sorry sir, this is an entrance only, you will have to go across the thread to the exit.

When I launched L4D2 a few minutes ago Steam said it didn't recognize my video card even though I have a very common video card. :crossarms:

no thats you [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] i never notice the new pages fml

[img_thumb]http://rebel8.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/r/art0490006_1.jpg[/img_thumb] Do want.

Piece of shit blinds in my bedroom are too heavy to actually raise. I try once. They break. They get replaced. Wonderful. Apartment complex bills me for repair. $110. No mention of late fees or deadline. They still won't raise because they're still a piece of shit. Parents say don't pay them yet. They'll call and argue with the office. I shouldn't have to pay for their shoddy as shit apartment appliances. Get another bill in the mail. $70 late fee. $180 now. Fuck this place.

Wow. That sucks dude.

also if I don't pay them by Wednesday they're going to evict me

Do you have the money for it?

I do, but it's a lot of money for maintenance that has fixed essentially nothing for something that only broke because it was a piece of shit in the first place.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29072601]When I launched L4D2 a few minutes ago Steam said it didn't recognize my video card even though I have a very common video card. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] it means throw it in the trash

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29073096]Piece of shit blinds in my bedroom are too heavy to actually raise. I try once. They break. They get replaced. Wonderful. Apartment complex bills me for repair. $110. No mention of late fees or deadline. They still won't raise because they're still a piece of shit. Parents say don't pay them yet. They'll call and argue with the office. I shouldn't have to pay for their shoddy as shit apartment appliances. Get another bill in the mail. $70 late fee. $180 now. Fuck this place.[/QUOTE] no u jsut too weake to lift blindes

My bathroom is now spotless, fuck yeah.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29072601]When I launched L4D2 a few minutes ago Steam said it didn't recognize my video card even though I have a very common video card. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] That's what Steam does with my card and L4D2 too. I get a BSoD if I ignore it and try to start the game anyways.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;29074558]That's what Steam does with my card and L4D2 too. I get a BSoD if I ignore it and try to start the game anyways.[/QUOTE] What card do you have? Mine is a GTX460 786mb VRAM. [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] Also, I think I have a gluten intolerance because I'm having the same symptoms my mom had when she got diagnosed with it.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Pepper;29064995]no u take it in the bute an u hae poppe on your dikc when u are done[/QUOTE] who the fuck r u

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29074736]What card do you have? Mine is a GTX460 786mb VRAM.[/QUOTE] eVGA GTX460, I've tried both a 768MB and a 2GB one.

Finally beat Half-Life: Decay. I hate the glitches that make levels unwinnable.

Hey kids, it's time to use the "F" word Fuck fuck fuck fuck... ... living Fuck dying, Fuck laughing Fuck crying Fuck this song, But mostly Fuck You Fuck love, hate and friends Fuck following trends, Fuck this song, Can't wait till it ends. Fuck everything, But fuck you the most Fuck everyone But fuck you the most, With a big rusty pole or a splintery post Fuck you the most, fuck you Fuck old school Fuck new school Fuck not cool Fuck too cool Fuck hip and ironically lame Fuck giving advice Fuck trying to be nice Fuck you and you know who you are Fuck everything, But fuck you the most Fuck everyone But fuck you the most, With a big rusty pole or a splintery post Yeah, Fuck you the most, fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuuuuuuck youuuuu fuck you fuck yeah fuck you fuck you! [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvEdQrONP9I[/media] [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] did you take offense ben? it's directed at nobody, I just like the song.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29073140]also if I don't pay them by Wednesday they're going to evict me[/QUOTE] [del]Blow your[/del]Eat out your manager. Trust me I'm a doctor.

[QUOTE=mookman22;29075073]Blow your manager. Trust me I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE] It's a woman.

I'm thinking about naked women.

wow queer

PISS! PISS coming out of my ASS!!!