1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[NeoTurtle]

29. Wait, you're a guy?

[Sharkey]

30 I'm pregnant

[mik]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;22580496]25. Would you mind if another woman joined us?[/QUOTE]

are you an idiot?

[munky91]

31 Fake moaning

[Aerkhan]

32 - I had sex with your best friend.

[Sharkey]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;22580912]32 - I had sex with your best friend.[/QUOTE]

what

if I heard that I'd high five him the next day

[Edi]

33. Would you mind if another few men joined us?

[Hatashi]

34. Would you mind if our dog and cat joined us?

oh wa--

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=mikymikmik;22580885]are you an idiot?[/QUOTE]

can't you tell i'm joking

jeez guys u mad

[-n3o-]

35. Wow its small.

[General Stanley]

36. Not tonight darling.

[Hammertime]

37. Stop raping me you fucking nerd

[kychu24]

38. I'm not in the kitchen.

[Hatashi]

[QUOTE=General Stanley;22581427]36. Not tonight darling.[/QUOTE]

[quote]1,000 things a man never wants to hear [b]during sex[/b].[/quote]

Oh..

[theseltsamone]

39. Did you hear Leno's getting [B]four[/B] hours on late night?

[Nick Nack]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;22580154]17 - Im lesbian.[/QUOTE]

You need to stop posting.

[Callius]

40. My parents are visiting this weekend, oh and they're having our double bed.

[executed rat]

41. Need to make repairs, replace ceiling and walls. And repair that TV, honey!

[Dreyzie]

42. My water just broke

[Tacosheller]

42."My balls itch"

[Rougelead]

43. "we need to pick my parents up from the airport"

[Left4Meds]

44. "Hey dad what's going on in here"

[Akayz]

45. I just pissed

[TailsPrower]

46. "Sex is so much better with someone you love."

[Xenoyia]

47. "Ohhhh... WILL SMITH"

[Cheesedragon]

Hunter pounced Zoey

[Missing User]

48. "We need to talk."

[Xenoyia]

49. "Do you want to get married?"

[CanadianGouda]

50. A rattlesnake rattle. What a horrible time to discover one is near you...

[Xenoyia]

51. "Do you want to join the columbian record club?"