1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex. - General

[B]52.[/B] Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air [editline]07:58PM[/editline] Yup.

53. I just read that post above.

54. "Sis, what's that shriveled up thing over there?"

55. And this is the condom I said I put on you!

56. (after orgasm) HEADSHOT, BIATCH!!

57. Rick James, bitch.

58. rerr

59. "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" /caps

60. brb posting this on facepunch

61. I poked a hole in your condom.

62. Yiff yiff yiff... :ohdear:

63. Brother!

64. This is the warming up, right?

65. "soo.. What are you gonna give mom for mothers day?"

66. (After you finish she says) My turn.

67. ZZzZzZz...

68. Get off.

69. "... was that it?"

70. "(Vomiting noises)"

71. Wrong hole

72. When I said I was a positive person I meant HIV.

73: Honey, I'm a man

[QUOTE=LiquiD;22580601]AIDS is not funny[/QUOTE] I'm sorry that you have it :ohdear:

74. When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade.

75. "Hahaha, mine's bigger, me first!"

76. "no homo"

77 - "W-Wait, w-where's the condom?"

78. Wait thats not what my mom said would happen!

79. Sandwich anyone? Oh wait...

81. When are you gonna start?