1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[MRTW113]

82: "Wait! Grey's Anatomy is on! Stop moving so I can see the screen!"

[Gravy]

83: how is babby formed

[phlexiglass]

84. I'm your half sister.

[Bulaba0]

85. When we're done, can it be my turn?

[coolrider102]

86. It was bigger in the photos you sent me.

[DreamCube360]

I better not hear a god damn word. Not if my dick is in mouth.

[krowten]

87. "your brother is much better"

[Within]

88. "Sorry, not today son. I'm [I]fucked.[/I]"

[AtomicWaffle]

89: Lemme go get the strap-on and the goat.

[soccerskyman]

90H "Hey son! Sorry to wake you u- OH GOD FSLKHFS<GFJSG<WS"

[Hotline]

91. Girl giving deep throat: Wow, this is pretty easy!

[Minilandstan]

93. Choo choo! Here comes the pregnant train! CHOO CHOO

[Rediscover]

[QUOTE=Blisster;22588688]74. When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade.[/QUOTE]

75. this isnt yoga this is just me putting on pants.

[Dirge]

94. YES Jack i wil be at the airport in 5 Fucking seconds...*Flip*

[NorthernGate]

Woops. Forgot my ke-- Not again!

[cup-a-soup]

95. *snap*

[Xephio]

96. Honey, i'm a dog

[4rawrs2]

97. *snoring*

[myrrdin]

98. Tunnel snakes rule!

Actually, if a woman said that during sex, it would be awesome.

[Reaper33]

99. My last boyfriend was better

[MC3craze]

100. Your brother was bigger.

[myrrdin]

101. Your sister was bigger.

[0430AM]

102. Oh wait, I think I have my period.

[Xenoyia]

106. I like lady gaga and she's hot.

[gvazdas]

107. Damn it, I forgot to go to the toilet and have a shower!

[Kanebro]

108. oh yeah *you dads name* ohhh

[SilverDragon619]

109.Im just a baby,baby,baby Ooh!

[VG-Cats]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;22592754]84. I'm your half sister.[/QUOTE]

:q:

er.. i mean.. :colbert:

:ninja:

[Xenoyia]

85. Ga ga la la la, cha cha wa wa wa vah vah za za za, we want your leather pants.

[NorthernGate]

1010. I'm only gonna break break break break break break...break break break break break your heart