1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[BM||J]

86. Ramirez! Get the fuck off my wife!

[henrietta]

87. A 13 yrs old girl saying your name, when she caught you. (Watch Atonement)

[Mryamanami]

88. im getting a hardon from this

[Enoxiz]

89 Ah it's okay honey every man has that problem once in a while

[goldstrum]

90. (Mans still going)

Woman : I fell out of the bed....didn't you notice?

[BlackWolf97]

91 bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

[I-Am]

92: Wait, who are you again

[thatjediknight]

93. "Seriously? That's the best you can do?"

[Mr.Troll]

94. Your not as good as my last, actually you are terrible.

[goldstrum]

95. Who's to go on top honey?

[soccerskyman]

96. Dan was boobies.

[Insulator]

97. "wanna give me a Georgia Hot Pocket? don't know what it is? look it up and give it to me, baby."

[deano270]

98. Honey thats my ear

[The BoxDog]

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We need to talk

[BlackWolf97]

"door close"

SHIT WHAT TIME IS IT?

[Mister Sandman]

99( apparently):My dick is starting to get hard.
100.NIKO, MY CUZZIN, LET'S GO BOWLING

[Archangel125]

101: Let me show you how it's done.

Oh, number entendre. Damn, I'm good.

[Carbon Knight]

102. Is it supposed to bend like that?

[Renegade Master]

"honey, you don't have a penis."

[Krashcourse]

103:My turn with the strap-on.

[Renegade Master]

"I'm a virgin."

[Lebowski]

104: I don't feel so good.

[ROFLBURGER]

105.
When she gives you a blowjob, and talks normaly.

[Mister Sandman]

105."You know what? I think we should stop right here. This is a waste of my time"

[Stud Muffin]

106 - *Shotgun cocking, footsteps coming upstairs*

[Touhou]

107- macs are better

[Mister Sandman]

108.After this, you should meet my father!

[Penguiin]

109. your wife is in the next room, but keep going.

[Mister Sandman]

110.Wait, that wasn't the birth control I took, that was the ibuprofen, Silly me!

[SilverDragon619]

111. How do you like me haggis,laddy?