1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[Raged]

112. rub my gooch

[Archangel125]

Keep it up, lads, we're a tenth of the way there!

113 - Marry me.

[butre]

114 - now you do me

[BCell]

115 : Make me a mother of your child, pretty please? please?

[Predator8193]

116. Eat my poop

[ProWaffle]

117. Now you owe me $50, hand it over.

[MegaJohnny]

Jesus Christ dad! Wrong bedroom.

[Jezza]

119. Wrong Password

[flashn00b]

120. Bend over.

[Xenoyia]

121. I put in my penis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

[NeoShogun]

122."teenage son and girlfriend enter room" dad, can we join you?

[Renegade Master]

"Hey mom there's a car park- HOLY FUCK!.... Can I get in there too?"

Shit ninja'd with similar quote.

[Croca-Waffle]

124. "I was once a man."

[Pyrite]

125. Where's the beer at?

126. What are you doing??

[shoffing]

127. What the hell are you doing to that poor unconscious girl???

[SyntheticGod]

128. It's so cute!

[Pyrite]

129. awww

[3picFail]

130. Finished already?

[Mister Sandman]

131. I just queefed.

[Missing User]

132. I'm a fucking shark.

[MetricMoose]

[QUOTE=Hammertime;22588497]71. Wrong hole[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg[/media]

[Dr_Funk]

133. "Get off that corpse!"

[Nick Nack]

134. "Shit! I forgot to pick up my kids from preschool. Can you get them after this?"

[TTauski]

135. "Swallow yourself!"

[CounterTunes]

136. Quick! I wanna watch something on tv

[SilverDragon619]

*door opens*
137. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SISTER?!

[faze]

138. I just shit in the bed.

[gerbile4]

139. Oh fuck! I'm crying! Were gonna be poor! I need to find that hooker and demand a refund!

(This is more like an after sex thing)

[Gay4Grandad]

140. *[highlight]Gigantic shit[/highlight]*

[Red_Eyes]

141. "That'd be 40 bucks"