1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[RickieSticki]

142. "..."
(then the man finds out he was fucking Gordon Freeman).

[faze]

143. I used to be a guy.

[lordilordi]

[QUOTE=Hatashi;22581197]34. Would you mind if our dog and cat joined us?

oh wa--[/QUOTE]

Furry much?

[Revanold]

144. Lol, btw i'm your mom

[DDmaster]

[QUOTE=Revanold;23158061]144. Lol, btw i'm your mom[/QUOTE]
noo!! you Took mine!! xD

[Jimesu_Evil]

145. Wait a sec, let me take the ferret out first.

[Assburgers]

146. I'm your sister.

[IAmNow]

147. The rums gone.

[Nexus651]

149:. Holy shit its so small.

[punkrjp]

150. I'm your father.

[Mryamanami]

151. are we having sex right now?

[suck my eye]

152. This will cost you extra.

[JesseR92]

153.A vuvuzuela.

[Axemunger]

154. -WARNING: HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DETECTED-

such a buzz kill

[Disgruntled]

155. Hold on, I gotta post this on Twitter!

[whazat!!!]

156. Highway to the Danger Zone!

[suck my eye]

157. Let there be BLOOD!

[jesse194]

158. would you care if my grandmother joined us?

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

159.Uhhh, hold on, let me go tot he bathroom.

[IAmNow]

160: Hold on, let me set up the webcam.

[Its a alien]

161:HURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDAHURDA

[b]Wut[/b]

[JohnWayne007]

162: Blue Waffle.....

[Amaurus]

163: "Oh yeah! All we need now is some pee pee!"

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

164. Tehetehe that tickles!

[I-Am]

165. You mind? I'm watchin' TV

[MasterZior V.2]

166. are you done yet?

[IAmNow]

167. Hold on, let me update Twitter and Facebook and Facepunch etc.

[FFStudios]

168. I'm telling Mooooooooom

[JohnWayne007]

169: My penis is so hard right now...

[dompal]

170: Wait! The new episode of CSI is on!