1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[Pvt. Banana]

171. Wait, our balls are touching.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

172.Do you feel the baby?

[turkeysandvich]

178. Anything about her ex :/

[psyberian]

179. Prepare your anus

[Barrowsx]

180. HONEY! I'm home!

[JDER14]

181. [insert name other than your own being yelled out]

[Xephio]

182. "Honey, i'm a dog."

[Ian]

183. Oh honey, you're... you're... YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!
*muffled frantic breathing*

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[QUOTE=Amaurus;23166720]163: "Oh yeah! All we need now is some pee pee!"[/QUOTE]

Someone's seen Street Fighter Collab :P

[Sabrina]

Wait, that's too fast,
No, too slow,
OH COMEON YOU FUCKING NOOB YOU SUCK IMA RAGEQUIT (goes an hero with a 1911)

[AWarGuy]

184. "Holy fuck what the hell is that thing?"

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=AWarGuy;23172678]184. "Holy fuck what the hell is that thing?"[/QUOTE]

That would turn me on.

[Lebowski]

185. Aww shit not again.

[Namo]

Can I please take the condom off?

[B]Edit:[/B]

Fuck, I thought the thread title said "1,000 things a man should never say during sex"

[Swilly]

187.Don't worry about the stains!

[Sabrina]

188. Honey, please wait, the laundry's done!

[Zareox]

189. I'm not on the pill

[Busymonkey]

190. Man all this mud reminds me of my friend Keith. Yeah, he was gonna build a shack once, to live in and all, and I know most people here, they build houses and they become shacks, but Keith he was about jumping right to the shack-stage. But he had no wood, so he got some mud and was making what we were all thinking was gonna be these adobey bricks, you know, when the people out west build bricks and shit, well he had mud, and...

[Whoolpurse]

192. "Get out of here stalker" :ohdear:

[Busymonkey]

193. I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the tunnel of love? You wouldnt think it could happen, cause the waters' so shallow, but that's how it gets you man; overconfidence. Keith was with his lady, at the time, and he was yelling at him to save him, but she didnt wanna get wet.

[Sgt-NiallR]

"OH GOD KEEP GOING"

Or maybe that is just me...

[melindagreen]

195: Her cell phone ring

196: Ahh its coming!

[Sabrina]

197: "I'm coming!"
"BUT I'M STILL WARMING UP D:"

[counterpo0]

198. Pass my phone please.

[Draza~]

199. See where all those lines on my pussy? Thats where my dick used to be before surgery.

[jbeans]

[QUOTE=Hypernova;22580463]23. Enjoy your AIDS.[/QUOTE]

HIV first :v:

[AWarGuy]

200. Space marines attack!

[Ace of Snails]

201. That's right, who;s your daddy?

:ohdear:

[melindagreen]

[quote=episode;23295212]199. See where all those lines on my pussy? Thats where my dick used to be before surgery.[/quote]

lmao

[SilverDragon619]

202.Im level 80 Paladin

[mr.pie]

204. I'm a horse.